JJ Zachariason
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East Coast Dad™. Late-Round Fantasy Football creator. Host of the award-winning Late-Round Fantasy Football Podcast & @LiveTheStreamFF . Pitt alum.
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AB: JuJu fumbled the season away.
JuJu: I've done nothing but respect you.
AB: Not true. Look at this message you sent me on Instagram when you were in college where you politely asked for advice.
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Tom Brady and Tony Dungy looking like they poisoned your food and are waiting for you to eat it
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Let us never forget that the Bengals gave the ball to Samaje Perine with the Super Bowl on the line.
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Melvin Gordon was good enough to steal touches from Javonte Williams but not good enough to play ahead of Latavius Murray?
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If Brock Purdy deserves to be a finalist for rookie of the year after playing six regular season games then Breece Hall does too send tweet
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Andrew Luck is so weak that he once played professional football with a lacerated kidney.
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Life update: My wife and I adopted a baby boy back at the beginning of February. He was six weeks old when he joined us. He'll be six *months* old in a few days. We found out that the state finalized things earlier this week, so I wanted to share the news!
Meet CJ!
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It's a good thing he did this so that a team from a different conference lost draft capital while a team from his own conference gained some
Sean Payton admits he baited Minnesota forcing them to trade up for JJ McCarthy
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Through seven weeks, Daniel Jones has more rushing yards than Najee Harris.
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One place Leonard Fournette could go to and see immediate volume is Jacksonville.
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They can send their 2037 first
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The NFL is playing chess and the Texans are playing Madden.
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Imagine telling someone two years ago that Aaron Jones would end up with the Vikings, David Montgomery with the Lions, and D'Andre Swift with the Bears. We just need Dalvin Cook to find his way to the Packers.
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Next year when the fantasy football playoffs start, remember to bench the players who got you there.
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The only wide receiver with more than 85 receiving yards against the Chargers this year was Odell Beckham. Josh Gordon hit that today after not playing football for three years.
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"You can hate on him all you want. He's winning games."
*Loses to an emergency quarterback who was traded this week.*
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DJ Moore, with a backup quarterback, became the 17th player in NFL history this year to hit 1,100 receiving yards (he had 1,175 in 15 games) in a season before turning 23 years old.
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Y'all are mad at Elijah Moore when you complain about your job every day.
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The Panthers seeing Zach Wilson might be available soon
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Please be Jeff Fisher. Please be Jeff Fisher. Please be Jeff Fisher. Please be Jeff Fisher. Please be Jeff Fisher.
Dolphins have a mystery HC candidate. Details coming.
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We're really about to go from watching this World Cup final to Zach Wilson
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OK, folks, great work tonight. Now rest up because tomorrow night we get Daniel Jones vs Cooper Rush.
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It's Patrick Mahomes, it's Russell Wilson, and then it's the rest of the league.
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Arthur Smith finally letting Bijan Robinson be an RB1 over the last month just to completely own fantasy managers in the playoffs is a really good way to wrap up the season.
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OJ Howard
Name a retired NFL player you wish you could watch for one more season ⤵️
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The Vikings, Eagles, Bills, and Cooper Kupps being on bye the same week is some sick fantasy football joke.
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Turns out, Cole Kmet really was just a cheap way to get Kyle Pitts production.
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Tom Brady actually not retiring because reports came out that he was retiring before he could officially announce it himself (and then he goes on to win the Super Bowl) would be peak Tom Brady.
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**I said to my 1-4 fantasy football roster**
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We're entering Week 12 and Jamaal Williams has one fewer touchdown than the Denver Broncos offense this year.
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Taylor Swift fans who don’t care about football currently think Zach Wilson is better than Patrick Mahomes.
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Daniel Jones looking like he’s walking to an American Literature class.
Got Ezekiel Elliott entering the building with Daniel Jones not far behind. It’s Monday night football: Cowboys at Giants.
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Each week after the afternoon games on Sunday are over, I make a thread that's filled with fantasy football-related data nuggets.
Here's Week 1's thread.
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Bill Belichick could go 0-16 for 41 consecutive seasons and still have a better winning percentage than Gus Bradley.
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What if Nelson Agholor's problem was Carson Wentz send tweet
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Blink once if you coached both NFC Championship quarterbacks.
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My in-laws loved me until they saw me watch a football game where my opponent in the fantasy football chanpionship had a guy who scored six rushing touchdowns.
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It’s toxic groupthink to believe this is bad.
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People are bitching about the lack of Jahmyr Gibbs usage on my timeline like the Lions are down 3 touchdowns
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Patriots just got a higher first-round pick than they gave up last year, all while having Brandin Cooks for a year on a rookie deal. They own this league.
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I think it's more harmful for children to watch Matt Nagy's offense.
Matt Nagy on taunting: There's young kids watching games, I'm a firm believer in respect.
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I don't usually care about the Pro Bowl much, but it's absolutely ridiculous that Josh Jacobs made it over James Robinson. And that Evan Engram made it over Robert Tonyan.
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I would prefer NFL football be played only on Sundays and Mondays.
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One potential landing spot for Adrian Peterson? Tampa Bay. They’ve got a need at running back.
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Well, guys. I’ve always run like a dad, but now I’m actually a dad. Avery Grace Zachariason entered the world last night at 8:45 weighing a solid 7 pounds, 5 ounces. And she’s the best. Mom and baby are both doing great!
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Really going to be something watching the best quarterback of all time and Tom Brady face off in the Super Bowl.
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Justin Fields had Darnell Mooney and dusty Allen Robinson for his rookie year and the next rookie quarterback for Chicago is going to have DJ Moore and Keenan Allen. At least they learned their lesson.
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I liked Rashaad Penny coming out of school because I knew he’d win fantasy football titles in his fourth year after doing nothing for his first three.
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Allen Robinson should just have breakfast with Matthew Stafford at halftime
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No idea how I’m going to explain Taysom Hill to my children.
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Ingram’s handcuff, Alvin Kamara, now a viable fantasy option.
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Any time I see tweets like this one, I feel the need to quote tweet and tell everyone to live it up in their 20s. Go get drunk with your friends. Go on weekend trips. Doing human things doesn’t mean you’ll have an unsuccessful career. It means you don’t suck.
Work-life balance in your 20s is an easy way to guarantee a mediocre career.
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For those of you who had a bye this week and scored the most points in your league: You'll be eliminated next week. It's how this works.
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@LeVeonBell
@JamesConner_
Le'Veon, the amount of unread texts on your phone is giving me anxiety.
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Excited to put Joe Mixon into my IR spot today for the 18th week in a row.
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Gardner Minshew has scored more fantasy points than Aaron Rodgers this year.
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I'm looking forward to when my daughter, who's a week old today, drafts Frank Gore in her first fantasy football league 13 years from now.
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Getting negative points in a championship matchup from the Chargers defense is top-10 dumbest things I've experienced playing fantasy football.
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Since Ryan Tannehill became starter, here's a list of quarterbacks (minimum four games played) who have averaged more fantasy points per game:
1. Lamar Jackson
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AB wanted this all along, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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No matter what you decide to do with Kenneth Walker tonight, just remember you’re going to be wrong.
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When you’ve been grinding best ball drafts since March
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The year is 2030. Patrick Mahomes just won his eighth Super Bowl. Arthur Smith is coaching a high school team that recorded six pass attempts all year. Rashod Bateman, off a 13-catch season, is ready to take the next step.
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@RGIII
@rg3andtheones
@whisperingoaksp
This is like saying CJ Stroud should've forced his way out of Houston because of what they did to David Carr.
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No one is talking about this, but you can play Taysom Hill in the tight end spot on ESPN’s platform.
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I'm going to be physically ill over this Breece Hall injury.
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Idea: The Chargers offense, but without Melvin Gordon.
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The Raiders have more touchdowns without Antonio Brown this year than the Steelers do.
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Sorry I haven't been tweeting tonight. Just got back from Jonathan Taylor's retirement party. How's the game been going?
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1. Spencer Ware is out.
2. They’re not in San Diego anymore.
3. Hunter Henry hasn’t played all season.
4. Derrick Johnson isn’t on the Chiefs.
You couldn't possibly get more wrong in a 30 second clip if you tried.
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Isiah Pacheco always runs like he's got the Super Mario invincibility star
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The tweets from players about not liking fantasy football stem from the morons who tweet garbage at them when they have a bad game. Those dumbasses are the ones who ruin the fantasy football perception. It’s hard to blame players for feeling that way, too.
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Sutton did that for fantasy managers. No one needs a long Montrell Washington reception.
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People are always like “you just live in your mom’s basement, they’re head coaches, they know what they’re doing” and then they kick a field goal down 8 with 2 minutes left on 4th and goal.
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We get to tell our grandchildren about the time Lamar Jackson came out of the locker room after taking a shit and threw a go-ahead touchdown against the Browns.
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There are children who will grow up as conspiracy theorists because of this game.
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The fact that Clyde Edwards-Helaire did what he did last night while not catching a single pass — something we factually know he can do well — is why his ceiling is sky high. It really is that simple.
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