Pat Thorman
@Pat_Thorman
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“A serious football fan is never alone. We are legion, and Football is often the only thing we have in common.” -Hunter Thompson @EstablishTheRun
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The mailman delivered a Mini-Me for last year’s monster.
Gracias,
@TrophySmack
and
@FantasyPros
! 🍻
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It’s Frank Gore.
Scientists believe that the first person to live to be 150 years old has already been born.
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You’d think Zach Wilson would be better at filling in for a 40 year old.
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Tony Romo was a better QB than Eli Manning send tweet log off
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NHL ($5.9B revenue) - Full-Time Refs
MLB ($10.3B revenue) - Full-Time Umps
NBA ($10.6B revenue) - Full-Time Refs
NFL ($18.6B revenue) - Part-Time Refs
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Age 39 season: worst year of career
Age 40 season: insta-blown Achilles
Age 41 season: we’re all in!
What could go wrong, Jets?
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No shortage of WR3 depth in NE
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Arthur Smith losing to a QB who hasn’t played in a year, a week after losing to a QB who played for five teams in the last year, is objectively hilarious.
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Putting Antonio Brown on the Redskins is like putting a racing stripe on a minivan.
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We might want to send Mike Tomlin to negotiate peace in the Middle East.
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Tony Romo was far better than Eli Manning.
What is the hottest personal sports take that you will NEVER back down from?
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Sean McVay: Want Cam Akers?
Kevin O’Connell: Want to swap 6ths in 2026?
Kyle Shanahan: Will there be a 2026?
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Immortality
Adam Gase: Frank Gore "brings something that is really hard to teach" to Jets
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Tony Romo was a better QB than Eli Manning.
What‘s something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand?
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A generation of young Pats fans - many of whom wanted Belichick fired - are about to learn the meaning of “don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.”
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Probably not a great sign for Urban Meyer that a 1st-round RB was only his second most aggressive reach.
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Whoever ties Cole Beasley’s shoes for him every morning is underpaid.
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And Josh Gordon is still suspended for something millions of us are doing tonight.
Was just told the
#GoBucs
negotiations with Antonio Brown are “99 percent” done. He will be reunited with Tom Brady.
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Only lanes he’s seen all season.
Le'Veon Bell went bowling all night after Jets ruled him out with flu
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Allen Robinson - making chicken salad out of chicken shit since 2012.
McGloin
Hackenberg
Bortles
Henne
Daniel
Trubisky
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Dave Gettleman did far more damage to the NYG than Joe Judge and is taking a fraction of the heat.
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Brian Flores being unemployed while Joe Judge still has a job is a masterclass in shitty NFL ownership.
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Odd for Zach Wilson to deny a 40 year old wanting to put him back in
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Lions paid peanuts for a RB to lead the league in TDs, while the Falcons got 1000+ yards from a 5th-round former college LB …and somehow both learned the wrong lesson.
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It’s pretty wild, given this year’s clown car of QBs, that this meatball hasn’t gotten a single sniff.
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Brandin Cooks, mislabeled as “injury prone” by some folks, has played 113 of his last 117 regular season games (97%).
He’s also younger than Cooper Kupp.
Cooks is not a high-risk pick. He’s a value pick. Again.
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Week 6: 2 teams on bye
Week 7: 6 teams on bye
Week 8: 0 teams on bye
Good thing AI helped the NFL figure out this brain teaser
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Corey Coleman QBs:
Kizer: 8.5 games
RGIII: 5 games
McCown: 2 games
Kessler: 1 game
McCown/Kessler: 2 games
(2 full games w/ McCown: 13 tgt, 8 rec, 142 yds, 3 TD)
A couple fluke injuries and a QB clowncar in a 1-31 circus. Now he’s a “bust” and sold for peanuts. Brilliant.
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Kyle Pitts has had a strong rookie season for a TE.
He’s not a Pro Bowler.
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What Myles Garrett did was really bad, but the
@NFL
scheduling nine 1pm games and only two at 4pm next week is truly criminal.
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Le’Veon: I’m gonna make weird choices and cost myself millions.
Antonio: Hold my big chest.
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These meatballs talk about fantasy like it’s something they scraped off their shoe instead of what supercharges their salaries.
This is a betrayal on the levels no one has seen!
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Less worried about AI wiping out humanity after hearing it helped schedule the Giants in primetime again next week.
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So to sell tickets the Jaguars signed a polarizing former college hero who’s been out of the game and looks overmatched by the NFL, and then they signed Tim Tebow.
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Antonio Brown had 1300 yards and 15 TDs last year.
In his last game he went for 185 and 2.
Raiders WR Antonio Brown named bounce-back candidate by ESPN
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James Conner forced 12 missed tackles today.
Le’Veon Bell did that once in 66 career games.
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Smart of Mark Davis to decide on a complete tear down literal hours after a deadline passes when they could get a head start on it.
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#Ravens
RB Justice Hill forced 9 missed tackles on 12 touches this week vs GB. Mark Ingram hasn’t forced 9 missed tackles in a full game in nearly 5 years.
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Brian Thomas choosing to wear 80, a real WR number - and Gabe Davis picking 0 - tells us all we need to know about who to draft.
This is
#analytics
.
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Mike Mayock bought a puppy and is surprised there’s shit on the rug.
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Josh Allen deleted less than 60% of his offensive tweets.
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The Venn diagram of people howling Roseanne’s freedom of speech was infringed upon, and the people who say freedom of speech has consequences for kneeling NFL players, is a perfect circle.
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OBJ gonna dye his mustache blonde.
Hearing some things that lead me to believe if Giants take a QB at
#6
, they're leaning towards Daniel Jones over Haskins or Murray
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“The Face App is collecting personal information!” ...he gasps on Facebook from an iPhone with facial recognition and geolocation still on.
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#Giants
Daniel Jones was under pressure on 47% of his dropbacks (3rd highest of Week 3).
He competed 80% of pressured attempts for 233 yards, 2 TDs, and a perfect 158.3 passer rating.
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Most single-season TD passes
Lamar: 36 (6 seasons)
Ben: 34 (18 seasons)
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Lions: We cut Kerryon. His knees are shot.
Also Lions:
Free-agent RB Todd Gurley is in Detroit today to visit with the Lions, per source. If he were to sign with Detroit, Gurley would be reunited with Jared Goff and be in the backfield with another former Georgia standout, D'Andre Swift.
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Record $1.2 Billion in public funds for a friggin football stadium
Tennessee is 44th in student spending - $4,000 per kid below the national average.
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“Two-thirds of the world is covered by water. The other third is covered by Fred Smoot.”
- Fred Smoot
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John Mara hasn’t the faintest clue what “nobody wants to see.” He was born on third and thinks he got a triple.
#Giants
owner John Mara, who is a member of the Competition Committee, on putting an emphasis on taunting: “We get kind of sick & tired of the taunting that does go on from time to time on the field.... Nobody wants to see a player taunting another player.
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In honor of the false narrative surrounding Tony Romo as a choker, here are the top QBs in 4th-quarter comebacks on a per-start basis.
(Romo ranks second in game-winning drives per start)
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After watching QB-desperate teams overpay C-level free agents, 33-year-olds Stafford and Wilson traded for a truckload, and the Browns sell their souls for a deviant…. if the Ravens lose Lamar for only 2 first-rounders, they’re officially off the “well-run franchise” list.
The Baltimore Ravens will wait until Tuesday’s deadline before placing their franchise tag on quarterback Lamar Jackson, via
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Josh McCown
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Me after naming the randomest tight end in the group chat
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…and painfully detail the worst thing that happened in each schedule’s life.
ESPN will air a three-hour NFL schedule release show tonight at 8 pm Eastern. It will highlight key matchups, schedule flexibility and, ultimately, hope.
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Baker Mayfield (66) and Lamar Jackson (67) have faced pressure on a similar number of dropbacks.
However their passer rating while under pressure is not similar.
LJ: 99.0
BM: 22.3
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Only jaded Pats fans, blind folks and morons believe Flash is trash.
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Maybe if Will Ferrell played Gronk. Maybe.
Would you watch a movie about Tom Brady if Mark Wahlberg played the Patriots QB?
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Consistently surprised at the number of fans who side with owners over players - the ones who risk so much, and get cut if they underperform (but don’t deserve more when they outperform?).
Dear
@juliojones_11
,
My 10 year old son is a huge fan. The pic below has been his long time screen saver.
Tonight, he told me he is changing it to a solo shot of
@M_Ryan02
or
@devontafreeman
.
Just thought you should know.
Sincerely,
BL
@AtlantaFalcons
@GoodDayAtlanta
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CB Stephon Gilmore was targeted 19 times during the playoffs last season by Philip Rivers, Patrick Mahomes, and Jared Goff.
They posted a 38.2 passer rating on those throws - worse than if every ball landed out of bounds.
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Snacks Harrison: Traded
Landon Collins: Walking
Oliver Vernon: Shopping
Odell Beckham: 🤷♂️
Eli Manning: Foundational
#Clownshow
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Odell Beckham
What's been discontinued or cancelled in your lifetime that you wish would make a comeback?
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Imagine screwing up your team so badly that the freshly re-signed franchise QB would rather play for the New York Jets.
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Btw I also think teams are outsmarting themselves on Bijan Robinson. He’s top 5 on many boards but they also have the “you don’t take a RB high bc you can get value later on” take. If he’s top 5, trust your board.
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The
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decided it’s a good idea to have 10 games kick off at 1pm (EST) and only 2 games at 4pm next week.
Please fire the schedule maker into the sun, thx.
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Breaking: Let’s just tally it up at the end of the year.
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D’Andre Swift only went up the middle, between the guards 4 times last night (2.3 yards/att, 0 missed tackles).
He went outside the guards 24 times (6.9 yards/att, 9 missed tackles).
Here’s to embracing what a player does well, and not what coaches wish him to be. 🍻
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The type who enjoy receiving.
John Harbaugh understands 'a certain type of receiver' won't want to play in Baltimore
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In case you're feeling down, just remember the
#Jaguars
are giving a GM with a 36-76 record yet another crack at a rebuild after he picked up Blake Bortles' option and drafted a RB 4th overall when the next QBs chosen were Patrick Mahomes and Deshaun Watson.
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And I got a Range Rover to save miles on the Accord.
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Even out the number of 1pm and 4pm kickoffs.
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“Eli won” two SBs in which his offense averaged 18 points, and the NYG defense held NE to well less than half (15.5) of their seasonal average (34.4).
That’s essentially his entire resume. There isn’t even a conversation without it.
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Andrew Luck
Who is the best fictional sports character of all time? I’ll start with Rocky, Billy Chapel, and steamin Willie Beamen. Your turn. Go.
#WorstIdea
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The only season Eli Manning had a better passer rating than Tony Romo when both played more than four games was never.
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Le’Veon Bell is really showing the Steelers. Can’t believe they haven’t caved.
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Little on the nose for Josh Allen’s COVID test to be inaccurate.
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::undrafts Sammy Watkins::
Scientists think they've reversed time using IBM's quantum computer, possibly breaking a law of physics.
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Who wants to tell them?
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Sick of carrying the Rams backfield..
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Glad I drink at night.
Men should limit alcohol to just one drink per day, experts say
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If you’re out here defending Tyreek Hill, at least take your
#Chiefs
avatar down first so people think you’re more stupid than biased.
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Watching Bortles practice will restore Goff’s confidence. McVay really is next level.
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Last year, 46% of Josh Gordon’s targets were catchable (93rd of 93 qualifiers).
In 2013, when Gordon had 1,646 yards and nine TDs in 14 games, 64% of his targets were catchable.
A 64% catchable target rate would’ve ranked 56th last year.
All he needs is a chance.
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People somehow still don’t grasp how good Lamar Jackson is.
Jay Glazer says Taysom Hill is a “bigger Lamar Jackson.”
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