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founder @Auramoney | https://t.co/MScWS8nidL
Joined June 2019
2024 was the best one yet - Proposed, and got married to my dream woman - Fitness ATHs - Portfolio ATHs - Made an all in bet on myself as a (Co) Founder And the best is still ahead—blessed Q5
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resellers hedging their labubu inventory exactly what satoshi had in mind
STOCKX PARTNERS WITH KALSHI: INVESTORS CAN NOW MAKE BETS ON THE PRICE OF LABUBUS AND SNEAKERS - BBG
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Many many months of improvements, Aura is at a pretty stable state Still tons of improvements in the coming weeks, but she's ready to start seeing bigger volumes DM me to be early
The only way out the bear is Aura Private beta points and daily/weekly missions are LIVE for select traders and groups DM us if you have a community and want access
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the date is finally here! THE 4TH EDITION OF ETHMILAN IS ON THE 21st and 22nd of May 2026!! two days full of defi, web3, stablecoins, NFT, and web3 community culture we want all defi builder, any milady or pudgy, any tradfi bros, any conferencoor to be in Milan this spring!
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Go watch my last video on YT. I explain *exactly* in 10 easy steps how I avoided most of this dump in Bitcoin and Altcoins. It's not that difficult guys! You can too! It's free but it's 18 minutes long 😱 Will the tiktok gen survive the attention required? Not sure.
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Huge W
Polymarket 🤝 PrizePicks We’re excited to announce a multi-year partnership to bring polymarkets to the #1 daily fantasy sports app.
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Trade everything Perps, sports, politics (diddy), and more Aura is weeks away from public app stores
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first monday we haven't fully retraced back to the gulags in awhile see you there tomorrow (pls be different)
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fate is irony go long hyperps to hedge fellas
> go to hedge my monad airdrop a few days ago > had a 0.05 entry, was in healthy profit > out of nowhere, on one of the bloodiest days of the year, they scam pump it to 0.11 > get liquidated for 10 bands fuck my chungus life 🤣
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Imagine this chart in 2 years Vibes are accelerating
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Today’s FOMC isn’t just cutting 25 bps, it’s signalling a regime shift from ‘strong inflation chase’ to ‘insurance easing Insurance easing puts a safety net under growth which decreases the probability of recession
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Might be time to just full port the US economy and look away Hyperliquid
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Nothing better than a resting limit you completely forgot about printing
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Non-crypto people are going to love paying 360% a year to hold their Nasdaq position!
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Agree with the below. Think this is the most obvious opportunity in all of finance right now. Crypto created 1x >$200b business and >4x $10-100b businesses with perpetuals on a $4tn asset class. Equities alone are >30x the size. Perpetuals, not options, are the correct form
Incase you're too slow to realize, this is a true 0 to 1 moment for Global Finance. There is no other venue in the world where you can trade equities onchain, on a CLOB, permissionlessly, 24/7. This is the only relevant equity market in the world open through the weekend. There
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whichever hyperliquid HIP-3 integration figures out how to let us 100x leverage long stocks like $GOOG will be the winner of 2026, & if they successfully scale it for individual names $HYPE will trade 10x higher than it does currrently
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I came to this conclusion the hard way by spending years working on onchain options I now couldn't be more mentally long the opposite: perps proliferation Hyperliquid
perps eating the equity 0dte option mkt is the single most reliable 5 year bet that you could make, and if i could figure out how to cleanly full port it i would
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