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Update: Comunicado Official
Guys my second book has been published. Now Available on Amazon & Selar
It's also my birthday y'all.
Happy Halloween
#poetry
#WritingCommunity
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Realmadrid's highest goal scorer is not in the top 10 most appearances for the club.
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Hello
@Mochievous
I hope you have the good grace to public apologise to Nigerian men for this statement you made on Twitter about Nigerian men being disgusting🤮. In case you do not understand the impact of your statement let me clarify a little.
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A certain generation destroyed Nigeria. Destroyed every sector and opportunities for the future generations. Then blame the youth that never experienced a beautiful Nigeria for not fixing the nation.
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Cr7 was/is so good that they couldn't say something negative about his game, or racially abuse him or his body profile. So they resulted to making him a villain, pushed a narrative that he only cares about his own success above his team and not a team player.
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I prefer not to speak
One of the biggest mysteries in life is not knowing if this guy has real fans
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Chris Brown was cancelled
The industry cancelled him
The media cancelled him
The other fanbase cancelled him.
Talent, hardwork, consistency and dedicated love from his fans carried him through.
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Benitez brought Lucas Vazquez to the first team
Zidane used him to win his first UCL.
Used him again during the three peat.
Those that didn't use him failed at Realmadrid.
Lopetuigi and Solari.
Zizou returned and used him. Lost UCL semifinals to Chelsea in his absence.
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Talking about ball playing CB - Nacho is an absolute baller.
Nacho dropped an all timer season no cap
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@IJr_22
@theMadridZone
Let's pretend that when Joselu was at Stoke City and Newcastle United in England, he didn't learn how to communicate in English
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The Realmadrid anthem was sung by the La Decima squad, including Carlo Ancelotti.
The voices you hear are of Cr7, Benzema, Carlo, Alonso, Marcelo, Ramos, Nacho etc
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Realmadrid is not affiliated with Manchester United. We don't do that sister club nonesense over here.
So Barca fit celebrate with their English branch but United no fit celebrate their Spanish branch ??
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Any football arguement like this na show me your 14 UCL be my go to answer now.
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Ancelotti with Realmadrid
3 seasons
2 UCL finals
3 UCL Semi finals.
Ancelotti has never dropped below Semi finals at the UCL for Realmadrid.
He knocked out Pep twice in the Semifinals.
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Update
Lucas Vazquez has more league assists than Cancelo despite playing only when he pleases.
May He Be Pleased 🙏🏾🤍
Cancelo 1 assist in 13 la liga starts this season.
Lord Vazquez, 2 assists in 3 la liga starts this season.
Let's continue to deceive ourselves. For those of us who have seen the light.
May his Lordship be pleased. May he reign forever at Realmadrid
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@leroydeilacruz
@Cerebrone
Good man dey everywhere make we no let their agenda water things down. Na good man with money them they sub as "this man".
I love how "this man" snores". Rich snoring man dey sexy. Broke man wey dey snore dey irritating.
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Friendly reminder that if we weren't robbed of this poor referee's decision, we would be on course for over 100 league points as opposed to 99
📸 - BELLINGHAM SCORED THE WINNING GOAL IN MINUTE 98 BUT THE REFEREE WHISTLED FOR FULL TIME WHEN HE PUT THE CROSS IN!
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5 teams have won La liga in that period as well.
Difference
4 of those 5 teams have won European title(s) in that period.
The 5th team Deportivo La Coruña gave us UCL nights that can never be forgotten.
We can't say the same for Leicester when they came to the UCL.
La-liga supporters think the PL became the hardest, most popular, and most entertaining in the world overnight.
6 different clubs have won the Premier league since the year 2000, is it so in other leagues? No.
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Marcelo was celebrating the moment Cr7 received the pass.
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Its only at Realmadrid that a player will score and then apologize to the fans for previous missed chances.
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Why argue with Barcelona fans when you can just wait?
What a legendary tweet
Does anyone one know the author of this coated tweet
5 years in future.
Perez & Vinicius watching Ansu Fati lifting the Ballon D'or.
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Update: Comunicado Official
Guys my first book has been published. Now Available on Amazon.
Happy Sunday
This October my very first book is set to be published. It's been a long time coming.
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@iamchimaokolie
@msughterthomas
I tell my friends don't pick strangers on the road. Only friends, family and neighbors you have some level of familiarity.
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Realmadrid didn't buy a Zizou Replica, or Beckham or Raul,Redondo, etc
How many times do we have to say at Realmadrid we don't replace players?
We sign players to do what they do best and define their merit. It's up to the manager to fit their profiles and make it work.
Madrid were buying all types of midfield profiles and forgot to buy a Kroos type, nobody in that squad can do what he does
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Vinicius Jr saved football.
Come with me.
In today's football on a grand scale, no winger is more entertaining, has more he is HIM moments, big game player, versatile and more complete.
Vini Jr the best winger in the world.
Finest.
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Rodrygo knows when to dribble and when to release the pass. That's what makes him very dangerous.
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Tell me you don't watch football.
You'll never find Messi in the box trying to defend a corner kick.Cr7 does this because of his height. It's basic football common sense. Cr7 stands in the wall as well because of his height. Short people either man the post or lay under the wall.
Ronaldo fit knack any teammate that asks him to do this 2 by 2 😩
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Raul didn't start with 7
Delima didn't start with 9
Cr7 didn't start with 7
Zizou was slammed with 5
David Beckham got 23
Modric didn't start with 10
If Mbappe comes and Endrick doesn't get 9, he can be wearing number 23 or some funny numbers.
This is Realmadrid, not some
If he wants that 7 he’ll get it. I know your Madrid pride no go gree but you sabi am sha.
If he decides to be humble and free it though that’s a different thing altogether
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City conceded 3 goals
City scored all 3 goals from outside the box. Those 3 goals are unlikely scenarios to happen in any game.
I see problems in their camp. At Realmadrid, we are used to these dramas.
Number UCL 15, here we come.
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Lord Vazquez saw Mariano and Asensio warming up and he said nah not on my watch.
Next thing Realmadrid scores.
We bask in his wisdom.
May he be pleased 🙏🏾
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Dear Madridstas,
We've suffered in the UCL this season. In the final we won't be playing catch up. We won't suffer, we will win in both half. We will enjoy the final. It would be one for the history books.
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@Chuks__senseman
Not his fault the team conceded alot. You'd be surprised how much goals Realmadrid drinks every season in that era
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People don't understand Florentino Perez is not just any kind club president.
A Realmadrid fan from birth
Watched all the great players that played for the club.
He watched Realmadrid lift 33 La Liga titles
13 UCL and on the verge for 14.
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@serenecakes
@Florence_Esq
The man has grey hair. He isn't new to the system. If they come at him he has grounds to defend why he dressed that way. Nigeria is a secular country.
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@Wizarab10
International investor in foreign markets. Projecting, protecting, and forecasting a foreseeable profitable future.
😅🤣
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As a Madridstas being down 2 goals in the first half should not shake you, especially in UCL.
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This is a Realmadrid fan follow train. Retweet,follow and meet new madridstas 🤍🤍🤍
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In the past 3 years, no winger in the world has been a bigger game player than Vinicius Jr in Europe.
Ever since he hit his form under Dr Don Carlo, he has never been featured on FT fraud watch list.
You'll hardly find any big game of Vini Jr underperforming in Europe.
He is
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We need Vinicius FC to push the agenda
We need Benzema FC to push the agenda
We need Modric FC to push the agenda
And
We need Courtois FC to push the agenda for the next 5 months
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Realmadrid legend revives 3 unemployed Barcelona legends careers. We rise by lifting others.
Three Barça legends deliver the 1st title in history to a team owned by a Real Madrid legend.
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Barcelona fans are too loud especially Messi FC
In 2003/4 season when Valencia won the Europa league, Barcelona was hustling in Europa league.
With players like your current coach, Ronaldinho, Iniesta and Co.
Still got knocked out by Celtic.
DFKM
In case you do not know, we’re FC Barcelona. We’ve never played Europa League football, and we won’t be doing so for many years to come. Doesn’t matter the odds, the opponent, Bayern or whoever. FC Barcelona DOES. NOT. YIELD. 🤝
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There's something about being a Realmadrid fan. When you've seen your club suffer and disgraced. Them Lyon and co, getting close to the UCL final then losing to Bayern on penalties.
Then you go on to see your club win 5 UCL titles in 8 years.
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Today is Raul's birthday. Those days we called him Raul Madrid. He bled madrismo in everything. The eterno himself. My captain eternal.
Joined a Realmadrid side that last won the UCL in 1966.
In 1994/95, he took the mantle to replace Emilio Butragueño.
Won la liga back to back
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Rodrygo Brace
Stamped and delivered.
At Realmadrid, they know his quality. They know he can play any part in attack. They know he plays better on the LW. He has adapted to RW, but the difference is clear when he is on LW.
Realmadrud trusts him, and that's all that matters.
90 minutes of Rodrygo playing on the left. I don't want to know who the opposition team is because I know that boy will cook.
Easy win for Realmadrid.
Rodrygo brace stamped
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Realmadrid denied Buffon
You think we care about Marco
I like Marco but I love Realmadrid more more.
Number 15 is coming, and it will start the beginning of another three-peat
The football world all want to see Marco Reus win the Champions League in his last ever season at Borussia Dortmund.
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The football industry doesn't like him. There is no way this guy is ignored with numbers like this.
He is perhaps one of the greatest players ever to grave the game that still keeps proving himself.
Cristiano Ronaldo this season with Al-Nassr:
🏟️ 45 matches
⚽ 44 goals
🎯 12 assists
The 🐐 is getting ready for the EUROs! 🇵🇹
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May the rumbling of the Bernabeu Chaos bring us maximum victory.
Dearesr Madridstas all over the world
Let it be known that tonight we qualified to the UEFA Champions League Final.
I'll be seeing you there and I'll be there.
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If you like, they overthink your lineup. Carlo doesn't have time for that.
Squad list done fall out.
See you at the gate of Ethihad as we breach those walls.
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Zidane's Realmadrid had 64 injuries in a league season. Got to UCL semifinals and fought until the last day for league title to take second.
He didn't complain and Realmadrid fans didn't either when we lost to Chelsea. Thr injury situation was so bad Vini Jr played RB
But to be fair, no manager can survive these injuries.
This is serious. Wow
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Thank God we've already won the UCL
President Buhari will be leaving Abuja for Madrid on a three-day visit
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He could have answered in many better ways, but he chose to throw shades.
Burnley in EPL
13 games 11 defeats
1 draw 1 win
32 goals conceded
He truly needs players who can run away.
Vincent Kompany was asked if he'd take Cristiano Ronaldo at Burnley.
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2 years of organic PR.
Now we are here
Toni Kroos ♾️ makes it top 5 ranking.
A lot is on the line
Germany winning Euros
France winning Euros
Brazil winning Euros
England winning Euros
UCL win etc
Let's keep the charge alive
We must start a campaign for Toni Kroos.
Using this sign ♾️
His legacy in the game won't make any sense without being nominated for the Ballon d'or.
He is the most complete midfielder in the game as at today.
He deserves all the accolades.
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Cancelo 1 assist in 13 la liga starts this season.
Lord Vazquez, 2 assists in 3 la liga starts this season.
Let's continue to deceive ourselves. For those of us who have seen the light.
May his Lordship be pleased. May he reign forever at Realmadrid
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One bald fraud in Manchester asked the greatest goalscorer in the world to warm up when he knew he wouldn't play.
That's gross disrespect
⚪️🇭🇷 Why zero minutes and not even warm up for Luka Modrić today?
Ancelotti: “I don't want Modrić to warm-up if I'm not sure that he will play. I respect him too much to do that”.
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@bibzyCarter
That's why they love Nigerian men so much. Very obvious on the TL. Nigerian men this or that.
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Mojisola Alli-Macauley said she schooled in the UK and the unemployed youths aren't causing troubles.
How can they when there are benefits for unemployed citizens from the government?
What has the Nigerian government done for the unemployed?
Our law makers are also evil.
"They (Nigerian youths) are high on drugs all the time, most of them. They go to social media to do all sorts of things." - Lagos lawmaker, Mojisola Alli-Macauley, on recent events in the state.
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90 minutes of Rodrygo playing on the left. I don't want to know who the opposition team is because I know that boy will cook.
Easy win for Realmadrid.
Rodrygo brace stamped
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It was 2020/21 UCL season
Realmadrid was plagued with over 44 injuries that season, player affected by covid etc
We faced the goal scoring threat Atalanta.
Here was how Zizou out played his oppositions with 3 at the back.
Look at the bench as well
I want to have a conversation about Zidane’s style of play, he has no clear plans or style of play. But y’all are blinded by his Champions League record, okay O
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He is already at the top. His place is secured at Realmadrid. Raul played LM, LW, RW, SS, CF, AM and more at some point at Realmadrid.
Rodrygo embodies Madrismo
Rodrygo in Premier League would cook. Liverpool might be the perfect move for him to reach the top.
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Lord Vazquez
I've tried to defend your honour
😭😭😭
May you still on still be pleased forever
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Y'all need to realize we've done a madness at Realmadrid.
In our last 7 games, our easiest tie was Mallorca away
We played City Home and Away
Played Bayern Away
Played Barcelona at Home
Played Real sociedad away with zero defeat.
It can only get better.
Number 15 here we come
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In my years of being a fan of Realmadrid, it's so incredible to see players excited to play for this club.
In the words of Jose Mourinho, this is football heritage.
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@Sikowitz17
All he had to say was my friend is having a hard time. I wish I could do more to support him.
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Modric went to Lord Vazquez straight.
May he be pleased 🙏🏾
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The Journey to Realmadrid was long but worth it. Our very own Joselu returns.
Signed to Realmadrid in 2009 and played for Realmadrid B where he scored 40 goals in 72 appearances. Could have made it to the first team but Higuain, Benzema, Ronaldo and Raul were still active.
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Almost every league 1 player has Messi's goal tally in the French League.
This is what we mean by anybody can measure up to Messi.
Even Lord Lucas Vazquez has equalled Messi's league goal tally this season.
Robert Lewandowski is one goal away from equal king Cristiano Ronaldo’s best goal tally in a calendar year .
This is what we mean when we say it is realistic to match up Ronaldo’s record but unimaginable to match Messi’s , How does a player score 91 goals in a calendar year?
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Back to this nonsense.
Realmadrid was out there managing their squad and finances.
15/16
15/17
17/18
18/19
The most expensive signing was Vinicius Jr at €45M after cashing out on Cr7.
Realmadrid signed Lucas Vazquez for €1M
Transfer images below includes only arrivals.
Real Madrid does not use real football money to sponsor the club. Real Madrid is owned by Cartels of Spain. The Spanish government are in involved too.
But 📄 will not review these things.
Tell me how they were able to overcome the 2020 economical crisis that happened to
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They swore when Messi left he would get a proper farewell.
This thing be like forex seminar.
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Which of the Realmadrid vs Almeria?
Match Day 2 or Match Day 21
Bruh, 20th Almeria dominated us.
We struggled against them and you thing what we are saying is just about the City game.
You don’t love Madrid more than I do Abeg.
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Realmadrid TL wasn't like this before La Decima.
How did we arrive here? How did some of our fans become so ungrateful? Where is this toxic behavior coming from? It doesn't make any sense.
Where did these unachievable standards come from?
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I thought it was just for banter, but in reality, it's worse with over 100% inflation in 2023
argentinians are unemployed with a whopping 81% inflation. they got nothing better to do but to cheer for their only citizen with a job
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Benzema and Higuain in 3 seasons at Realmadrid. How many teams in Europe can show such workings
Benzema
10/11: 48 Apps (35 G/A)
11/12: 52 Apps (51 G/A)
12/13:50 Apps (41 G/A)
Higuain
10/11: 25 Apps (19 G/A)
11/12: 54 Apps (39 G/A)
12/13: 44 Apps (29 G/A)
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What Carlo is doing with Guler, I love it
Omo we get nuclear weapon 😭😭😭
Arda Guler in the cooler
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Zlatan played 70 league games for Juventus while starting 60. (2 seasons playing 35 games each)
He scored 23 goals in total. Lmao
The fraud ran away from Juventus to inter milan when Juventus went on relegation.
Why didn't he stay for the challenge?
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Lmao 🤣
The almighty Pep lost to Don Carlo 4 - 0 at home in a Champions league semifinal with his mighty Bayern Squad.
He also lost to Don Carlo last year.
But you think he will go gun blazing vs Realmadrid. I assure you if City tries it they will get punished.
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The TL was at peace when Valencia had 3 penalties against Realmadrid. VAR finally made a right call for Realmadrid, and it has been raining 40 days and 40 nights of tears.
We know how many VAR calls against Realmadrid since the inception.
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In knockout football, a team must lose, and one must win.
It doesn't matter if it's full-time 90'
Or 120'.
It doesn't matter if it's away, goal rule or golden goal.
Losing on penalties is still losing.
Rodrigo Hernández Cascante lost with City to Realmadrid in the UCL QF
Rodri's incredible unbeaten run in a Man City shirt extends to 6⃣9⃣ games.
The last time he lost a game was over 𝟒𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐎 🤯
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Imagine Hazard scores a goal in our next la liga game then the media posts Hazard wins La Liga for Realmadrid 🤣🤣🤣
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Carlo returns to Realmadrid. He followed and used his lordship.
La Liga and UCL in the bag.
His lordship still has plans for Realmadrid.
May he be pleased 🙏🏾
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In Nigeria once a person is missing, the first place you search is the police station.
#EndSARS
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Nothing to see here just a Viiking Invasion of England.
Haaland needs just 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 goals to hold the record for most Premier League goals in a single season 🤯
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Vini Jr stepped up his game. Big game player and always turning up. There's no agenda of Vini Jr ghosting. Vini was always racially abused that he started to fight back. Now he is annoying and a problem. They tried to paint him as the villain but they've failed.
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People often forget playing against Realmadrid is difficult. The team can shift gear at anytime. One moment you have Alaba at CB, next he is LB,
Asensio AM, next he is a winger,
Benzema at CF is everywhere,
Fede is everywhere
Modric is very where
The versatility is crazy.
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