Abdul 🈴
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The hardest choices require the strongest wills. FCB
Joined April 2019
You guys reckon Messi wins if he runs for president?.
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Raphinha is now only 3 G/A away from matching Vinicius’ Balon d’or La Liga tally. We’re in December.
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I’m actually finished LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Them score own goal, Ronaldo rush pic ball from net, make them snap am so he go get pic for Instagram.
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INSANE AURA MOMENT
Raphinha did the Messi Walk omg someone clip that 😭😭😭😭.
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Game’s tied.90th minute .European final. I don’t know what sport this is cause in football you have to take that player’s life 10 out of 10 times.
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As sacrifice or what.
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Manchester United probably thinks Bayern will rotate or not take the last game serious because they’ve already qualified. As a Barcelona fan, I have news for you.
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Despite Nigeria’s loss tonight, no player completed more finger pointing sequences than Victor “guy I Dey warn you” Osimhen. Compass.
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Fabrizio has dropped 5 Here We Go’s this morning; Di Maria, Ziyech, Mendy, Koulibaly & Kovacic. David Ornstein never even wake up 😭.
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When Jesus says yes, nobody Cancelo.
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No manager in world football sits at the same table as Pep Guardiola.
Unpopular opinion: This man sits at the same table as Sir Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho.
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Against your own country btw
Until Messi scores a freekick at the World Cup, he can’t touch Ronaldo.
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One day Mourinho will come face to face with his creator and be forced to explain why he did the things he did on earth.
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Them beat you for public, you lock door them still beat you again 😭😭.
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Back to back 😭
They cross ball for Lewandowski, Militao and Rudiger no dey near am😭😭. Man, Saliba and Gabi, that ball no go even reach your head.
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Alobameyang.
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Them score own goal, Ronaldo rush pic ball from net, make them snap am so he go get pic for Instagram.
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That brother will be fighting for his life in the GC for the rest of the year. “I don’t believe Man City will win at Anfield”. “Shey you been believe say Omah Lay go rock your babe?”. Skskskks 😭😭😭.
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Reece James has now won his second PL game in 2 years with Chelsea. 🤝 vs Bournemouth.🤝 vs Westham.❌ vs Tottenham.🤝 vs Everton.❌ vs Villa.🤝 vs Liverpool.❌ vs Wolves.❌ vs Brighton.🤝 vs Liverpool.🤝 vs Arsenal.❌ vs Brentford.✅ vs Tottenham.🤝 vs City.❌ vs Newcastle.❌
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Hearing Pep wants to throw Gabriel in the Man City deal to sign Messi. Wouldn't be the first time someone's sacrificed Jesus.
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🏆 1 Champions League.🏆 2 Europa League.🏆 4 La Liga.🏆 1 Super Cup.🏆 1 Club World Cup.🏆 4 Spanish Cup.🏆 2 Spanish Super Cup.🏆 1 German Cup.🏆 1 Swiss Cup. Ivan Rakitic has had a fine career.
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Mourinho’s Roma spend: €140m.Mendilibar’s Sevilla spend: €0m. What Mendilibar has done with this Sevilla team tonight is greater than anything Mourinho has done in his career.
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@nerazzurriSoci_ This is probably the greatest “tweet that precedes unfortunate events” 😭.
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- 15/16 City & United both finish on 66 pts. - United hire Mourinho, City hire Guardiola. Over the next 3 seasons: .- Jose spends €342m net.- Pep spends €427m net. - Jose: 3 trophies, 1 top 4 finish, sacked.- Pep: 6 trophies, 3 top 4 finishes, 2 EPL titles. Alright.
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Aisha Yusuf was the woman that gave the order to open fire on us. Pictures attached. #EndSarsNow #EndSARS #EndPoliceBrutality
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Alex Ferguson really lucky he ran away before Pep Guardiola came to the PL.
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Lamine Yamal’s “Mission completed” IG post at the end of the season would break the internet.
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Thomas Tuchel in less than 5 months has delivered a trophy to Chelsea, meanwhile Ole don dey drive for 3 years 😭😭.
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I love the fact that whenever we beat them we always beat them like thieves. 😭😭😭❤️.
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Ya Allah. Which kain academy be this 😭.
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Evss Boyfriend is Tariq. TARIQ!!!! What did we ever do to deserve Tariq 😫😫
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Meanwhile at Chelsea
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@Bagofnuts_ @Hoekage77 We will start when you provide me with one picture of Messi with an international trophy.
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You see how Barcelona players didn’t come on twitter to start throwing tantrums after Lamine Yamal’s exclusion from the FIFA XI? Very demure, very classy.
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😂Nigerian content creators normally no Dey waste time to copy person niche replicate am, but everybody dey act like them never see this guy niche, e get why. 💀.
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Funniest thing about this clip is there is no timestamp. We can’t tell whether it’s from 2007, 2011, 2015 or 2023.
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Pep Guardiola holds the record in the PL for .• Most points .• Most goals in a season.• Longest winning streak. Alongside .• A PL three-peat.• A domestic treble.• A European treble. in 7 years, he has out done Alex Ferguson’s 21 years in the Premier League.
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Making a huge fuss over GRV’s mother being Igbo when you don’t even know Tinubu’s mother
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“Nico Williams”.“Rafael Leao”.“Kvaratskhelia” . We’re back for our chain.
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United are back - 5th.Pogba unlocked - 5th.Martial and Rashford duo - 5th.Wan Bissaka is best RB in the world - 5th.We beat Chelsea 3 times - 5th.Manchester Derby duo - 5th.Favour over labour - 5th.Bruno Fernandes is world class - 5th. Thursday night merchants 😍 #MUNSOU.
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And Pedri last season scored more league goals than Modric managed in his entire career. So where do we go from here?.
Jude Bellingham has now scored more league goals in a season than Iniesta managed in his entire career
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Jose Mourinho’s league finishes in the last 9 years:. AS Roma — 9th.AS Roma — 6th.AS Roma — 6th.Tottenham — 7th.Tottenham — 6th.Man United — 6th.Man United — 2nd.Man United — 6th.Chelsea — 16th.
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Vardy - golden boot.Messi - golden boot.Lewandowski - golden boot.Immobile - European golden shoe + golden boot.Ronaldo - Carton of Indomie.
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You people went as far as sending mails to Justin UG’s school before he had a chance to clear his name? I swear some of you are witches in disguise 😭.
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They said it was Werner - he left.They said it was Lukaku - he left.They said it was Potter - he left.They said it was Jorginho - he left.They said it was Lampard - he left.They said it was Mount - he left.They said it was Havertz - he left.They said it was Kepa - he left.They.
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Real Madrid players heatmap vs Mallorca. The greatest football team ever assembled. 🔥🔥🔥
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Can a woman make you feel this?
One of my male friends told me that he doesn’t think a woman can make him as a happy as football does. you people are mad fr.
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Guardiola had 0 major league titles until he met Messi. Tito Vilanova & Luis Enrique had 0 major league titles until they met Messi. Valverde had 0 major league titles until he met Messi. Poch had 0 major league titles until he met Messi. Lionel Messi, the gift that keeps giving.
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You cannot look at performances like Lamine Yamal’s and call Bukayo Saka a world class winger. The disparity in their technique levels is so glaring, it makes Bukayo look very ordinary.
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Na every generation dey beat Madrid 4-0. 😂. Xavi - Busquets - Iniesta - Messi ✅.Neymar - Suarez ✅.Aubameyang, Ferran & Dembele ✅.Raphinha, Lewy & Lamine Yamal ✅. 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Ronaldo left Spain because he wanted better wages, went to Italy and earned even less. He left Italy because he didn't want to play in the Europa league, came to England and is now on his way to the Conference League. Remember you know a traveller, his name is Pendu the hustler.
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If Rihanna can leave music and focus on Fendi why can’t Wizkid learn tailoring?.
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Messi has the most goals AND the most assists at the world cup 😂😂😂 Zero interviews, just show up and talk on the pitch.
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“Messi cannot do it outside Barcelona”.“Guardiola cannot win the UCL without Messi”. Two long-standing narratives dead in the 22/23 season. Alhamdulilahi.
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Aubameyang and Toni Kroos when they meet in the Europa League Quarter-finals
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First 50 games for their respective clubs. Victor Osimhen - Napoli - 25 G/A.Nicolas Jackson - Chelsea - 29 G/A
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How many attacking trios bar MSN and BBC can say they were better than these guys?.
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“World Cup was rigged for Messi with penalties” Them don rig Euros for you, score now. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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The things Pep Guardiola for use Alex Ferguson eye see for Premier League, him for too believe walahi. 😭.
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You no fit score Madrid 2 make you Dey celebrate. Okay, how about 4 motherfuckers?? ?????????.
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Can't blame him, na the way country take Titus.
Why will a grown up man steal in a mall? Not even something worth dying for it's Sardine 😫😂
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The God that did it for Ndidi, Iheanacho and Chukwueze, will do it for Philip Oghenefoden. Can I get an amen?.
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The real winner in all of this is Marcus Rashford. Trips to Kazakhstan and Jerusalem = more children to feed.
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Deny it or not, appearance follow for wetin dey hold back Vinicius for him life 😭😭😭.
Whatever you doing this life, try fine o. 😭.
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Kante might’ve exited the Euros, but we’re not going to forget how he gave out his lunch money to a fellow classmate in 2004 🥺.
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If Tuchel’s Bayern could play Madrid like that, I strongly believe Arsenal would’ve l knocked out Madrid if they met.
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Burna boy's father when he went to buy a football team. The seller:
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Finals bottled since lockdown:. Ronaldo - 1. Messi - 0.
Final reached since lockdown: . Cristiano Ronaldo -1. Barcelona — 0.
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Lampard taking Batshuayi to Rotherham United in August after signing Timo Werner
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Wizkid, Adekunle Gold and Omah Lay walk into a bar. What drink do they request for?.
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Olamide is not a fantastic artist. He thrives on the fact that the music industry is 70% Yoruba. There’s no reason he should be in any GOAT conversation, the top 3 are clear. Exactly why he has little international recognition.
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