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Just an Old Cat (commissions open)

@Lanathekitkat

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Hey, name's Lana. I'm a writer just wants to get better at it overall. 28 years old but nowhere near an adult, send help pls. lotsa horny and size ramblings

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3 years

@WashireRPAdvice Literally any adult that's under 5'7 right now

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@elimnebe I love how he says "women can be badass no matter how they look" when like....dude, did you forget what you just said?

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Here's a super fun Comm I just got from @michel0dy_nsfw of my goblin barbarian Peeq showing some loudmouth that she, INDEED is not just a goblin

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@CriticDel Let it go was by no means a bad song, but holy shit it was just overhyped and overused by so many people. Back in high school there were like 10 girls who all sang let it go for a talent show, and that was just the ones they let perform

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@quintabrunson @shurugz America is literally devolving. We're going backwards in time and regressing. This is honestly something I never thought I would see happening before my eyes

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@PickmanRandal @DecafeBrewer this sounds like a character who suddenly gains shapeshifting powers but has no fucking clue on how to control them

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@NicholasJLevi for anyone saying "he didn't shove it down people's throats" look up "finding batman", in it he says he had to conceal it for most of his career because of the open discrimination he faced because of it

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@FallGuysGame I was today years old when I learned you could climb in fall guys

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3 years

@Jolly_Jack Hey, with all due respect. What in the cinnamon toast fuck

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@slainebro28 @PunishedDelta @Lunnzies @Mr_Rebs_ He was nicknamed "the chief" because at the time he earned that rank, it was, if memory serves, the highest rank a spartan could achieve at the time. He was a walking legend both to humans and other Spartans. I barely know the lore and that took me like 5min Google search

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4 years

@JSwayArt Plus like, do these people realize that no person is ever going to look like a drawing? Not to mention that pic of Margo robbie is like, probably during a fight or chase so shes not going to be smiling. Smh these people are something else

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@Meezady Well, scolding the people who did this to Amelia just went out the window

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3 years

@Saberspark Treasure planet, a lot like Atlantis, was such a good movie but so often ignored or looked over. Titan A.E was honestly pretty good too, though not as good as Treasure planet. its still a shame it wasn't as successful as it deserved to be

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@Daper_Bear Zoro regularly started to get paired off with darker skin characters to fight and beat. and what's funnier, Mr 7 shows up in the live action just to get killed by Zoro asap and....well....

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3 years

@TheGoldenSmurf The pic on the right has the same energy as people calling toothpick women "thicc"

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@berserksouls Dark souls 2 is the biggest enigma of the souls series. it's got some AMAZING ideas which poor execution, but also some things that should have been left as ideas and not mechanics. it needed more time to cook and deserves a proper remake

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@TheSphereHunter "Good hunter, what the fuck?"

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3 years

@Venommoe I got one worse for ya

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@Octavius_DP Akuma really said

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4 years

@MrBooshmaster addendum: Catra with a HUGE dick

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2 years

Since apparently people love her ask me questions about her

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3 years

Wonderful drawing by @ASihagen of my pixie Lance getting big and having some fun with a galaxy

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2 years

@LeafTilde You enter a Starbucks and see this bigg lady as a barista. Wyd

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2 years

@psuedofolio @SunhiLegend Would that be domestic abuse or self harm?

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@Krypttids The one thing I find funny about it is how its ONLY nuns. No mention of priests or priestess, no other religions mentioned, gods, goddesses angels and whatnot. Which I find interesting

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@glacier_clear frilled lizard kobold mod.....mouthful but by the gods it's the best thing I've seen all day

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@HelldiversAlert nah that's just cruel XD

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1 year

@ZullieTheWitch okay but for real. if I wanted to get into armored core, where would I start?

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2 years

@arvalis this is what happens when you let the pokemon breeding go too far

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@Lanathekitkat

2 years

hey guys this is the story I wrote to go along with Michele's pic here for #VividShadows . it's a relatively fun read, at least according to Michele, so if you wanna take a look feel free and let me know what you think

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2 years

Kaiju for #VividShadows Essa aqui é especial, essa é uma collab com @Lanathekitkat , que escreveu um conto sobre essa personagem! Lembrando que todo mundo no canal do apoia-e ganha um vídeo de timelapse exclusivo da ilustração!

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2 years

@Detnox_nsfw Meanwhile, cultured men

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1 year

@moosemum either a simple mistake and model mishap....OR, she's back to bringing all the old crews still under Eramis under her control again

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12 days

Whenever an elf says they're one with the forest, what they really mean is they have a hot, leafy dryad GF

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4 years

@gottaeateggs Ryuji Sakamato .jpg

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10 months

@FleurashDesign In the words of megamind, it's all about presentation

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@Lanathekitkat

4 years

Snap my choker: easy, week shit Snap my belt: getting there, but it's been done a lot Snap my armor: perfect. Insinuates true strength and power. Not to mention warrior girls

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5 months

so it's @JSuccubus birthday today, so i'd like to thank @michel0dy for this lovely little commission. she always does awesome work. additionally, I got another thing to go with this that I'll hopefully share later

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3 years

@_ACasso It does just baffle me that many americans just assume either A. Other countries don't exist. Or B. The US is the only english speaking country. And of course it's not all Americans, but is a shockingly large number.

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2 years

@arvalis okay when you put it THAT way you have a point

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2 years

@SpeedL00ver those abs go harder than anything i've ever seen

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10 months

@TheFirstOkiro They're gonna compare notes on the best way to fight oppressive regimes and nazis

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2 years

Careful with goblin cum. It's highly addictive. One taste and your hooked. No need to worry though it's easy enough to avoid. But goblin Ale is insanely good. I mean just a drop and you want more and more and more and.....wait a minute

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Kaiju News Outlet

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#GodzillaMinusOne has passed "Oppenheimer" as the highest rated blockbuster film of 2023 on IMDb.

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It's with great excitement I get to finally share with y'all some good ole ref sheets of my ocs. Lance, you know em and love em, and the newcomer Alex, say hi and ask random questions. Art by @michel0dy_nsfw

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4 years

I wanna see like, a princess sitting on her throne, getting insulted and inevitably challenged to a duel. as she comes down to face her challenger. she rips off the sleeves of her gown, to reveal the absolute canons she's packing.

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6 months

AND they were roommates

not cute & kinky memes

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If you see this post a goblin. Peeq is my current pf2e character and she's VERY fun. Transformation not included but still a fun sequence by @michel0dy_nsfw

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5 years

So due to @ScribbledSmut heres a scenario of mine You tease your wolfgirl pet all week, preventing her from cumming or getting any pleasure and her cock is throbbing. So when you finally let her get relief she jumps you and fucks you so hard that you're questioning your authority

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2 years

So I got my gal Nyssin updated. Shes my favorite triton gremlin artifisher and I love her. First one is the original design the second is her updated. Drawn by the awesome @JR_Lewis_art

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4 years

@TheJustinXavier @DoorWay2Fandom @quintabrunson @shurugz Only if something good comes from it. Which I'm worried won't happen

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3 years

@DestinyNewsCom "Golden age" isnt exactly what I'd call tyranny

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4 years

@BS_artsss Why are some people so afraid of muscular women

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4 years

@ArtistNcs

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5 years

Okay I got an idea. You get this knight. Everyone thinks it's a guy but it's a woman. So shes fighting and loses armor via various means. But instead of a slutty showoff it's just to show how fucking jacked and shredded she is. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

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3 years

@BitsHammer Like, my thing with the first one, is that its operating under the assumption that "rich" means "businessmam" when in actuality a lot of rich people are from rich families or trust funds or even movie stars/musicians. So claiming giving them 600$ results in investment is not true

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10 months

@KAMMI_LU i don't know why, but I always love seen folks draw Gwen's tooth gap

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2 years

if they don't have a massive hat, are they even a witch?

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4 years

@iFatebringer Bruh. I WISH they'd bring back exotic class items

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1 month

@DrunkRembrancer They are weak and shall not survive an hour in the catachan jungles

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3 years

@TheGoldenSmurf Women arent allowed to have goofy faces apparently. Shame. Those expressions are golden

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5 years

You ever have that fetish that you're just like. "Why do I find this hot?"

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3 years

@RinnosukeETQW @afte10288215 @AltHistoryHub They did. Little did they know, the ice age movies are what kept a second ice age at bay

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1 year

I adopted this beauty from @aFallenWolf and I need name ideas

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2 years

so I know everyone likes to give their guardians a powertrip but I had this one idea for my guardian I really wanna write out. Illana is such a simp for Caiatl she not only copied her armor, she basically swore fealty and became her personal bodyguard. art by @MIYAGIIE

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10 months

@LeafTilde Would you like normal sized or kraken sized? Or perhaps the two for one special

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3 years

@Saberspark @JaxBladeFitness You've grown too powerful!!!

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4 years

you know what I love more than writing porn? writing lore

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3 months

@Krekkov it has pvp but you can fully opt out of it in the whole mission select/matchmaking screen. the PVP actually can be quite fun but yeah you can choose to not play pvp you just get less exp

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2 years

with that recent #SeasonoftheRisen trailer I feel this is a great time to share this commission I got from @miyagiie of my titan gal wearing Caiatl themed armor. let's just say she would easily and willingly join under the empress. did she say join? she meant bow

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3 years

@Nortuet I thought there was more of a height difference

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3 years

Allow me to introduce my kobold gal drawn by the ever awesome @Weirdguy_Josh thinking of calling her blitz

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14 days

@idioticsynergy not trying to throw shade, but i feel like if the sisters of silence or sisters of battle were made now the reaction might have been the same. it could easily be an attempt to please everyone, or just experimenting with the lore

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10 months

@benjanun_s The second one is only acceptable if the wife is the big one. I personally LOVE it but I know it's not everyone's cup of tea

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2 years

@TBSkyen you need at least 40 insight to understand this meme

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4 years

@Peri_Pango @Mystic_Noctem @mewimpact Yeah I saw that earlier and I'm glad I was corrected. I wasnt aware the wachowski's were inspired like that. Thanks for clearing things up and bringing new things to my attention

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3 years

@rayluaza @luulubuu Dancer waltzed so they could strut

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5 years

Aight so not sure how this is gonna go but I'm curious. What kind of changes should I make to Lana's design? Mostly looking for ideas/suggestions

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4 years

@AwestruckVox @depressed_super what would have been cool, would have been a character growth thing for Rey connected to Fin. just imagine. Rey being a jedi to begin with. first movie about her losing her master. second movie of her growing into her own. third movie of her training fin

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@isaiah_bb I found this article that appears to confirm it, granted it's several years old and the head of the conversion authority of the time has since retired so if anyone has more up to date stories/sources please add

'Palestinian requests to convert to Judaism rejected automatically'

Rabbi Yitzhak Peretz, director of the Israeli government’s Conversion Authority, made the statement earlier this week, according to NRG.

www.jpost.com

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3 years

@glacier_clear i mean you either draw beans from 2012 or beans from 2020. either or

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1 year

@Meezady It's what she deserves

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11 months

@CombosDoodles @Newposter2 She's not. But because Bud Light branched out and made ONE singular can with her face on it lots of people lost their shit and...yeah

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@Lanathekitkat

1 year

so it may not seem like much but here's a little bit of an update on Alex's ref sheet by @michel0dy_nsfw Alex had some piercings added, and though it may not seem like a lot I really love it

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@Lanathekitkat

4 years

@confusedophan For real. Personally I find wrinkles/lines and graying hair to be actually pretty attractive. Not sure why but I do

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@Lanathekitkat

10 months

@NostalgiaVersee like i know the real intent of this scene and all that, but can I just say how much I appreciate like...the casual reminder of how strong Gwen and most other spider people are? like those shipping containers are pretty damn heavy.

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4 years

@bramblefix please do. I'm much more invested in this even though I don't know these characters

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