Sorry, I’d much rather have kids go to school without being shot by a semi-automatic rifle than have your right to sit on your back porch with Cousin Chuckie on a Saturday afternoon and shoot at fucking Budweiser cans.
@rosewood227
I’ve never been more certain that there will not be any more die hard football fans on planet earth than the Swifties for as long as this relationship continues. Within two weeks they’re going to be giving breakdowns on how awful Zach Wilson is at reading a defense
@SlickRick_11
I tried to tell my gf she's a jets fan when we first started talking, she laughed and proceeded to win two Super Bowls in the coming years
*after someone tells me something they like*
My brain:
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“I like turtles.”