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Dan Greenberg

@StoolGreenie

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Celtics/NBA for @barstoolsports . Proud Sun Devil. I once lost a game of knock out to Walter McCarty and it was the best day of my life.

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4 years
True, he can make your team chemistry disappear
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4 years
Uncle Drew is a magician 🎩
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If Derrick White is on his way back to Boston for the birth of his first child, remember it's OK to be a normal human and say congratulations and leave it at that
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2 years
The Celtics meeting with Ime
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Had to happen
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2 years
THE REVENGE TOUR ROLLS ON
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2 years
If anyone was curious who runs Boston
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2 years
Marcus not taking that 3 and instead passing to Tatum for the win was the final infinity stone. He gets it.
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7 months
The Kornet contest has changed basketball forever
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7 months
This Victor Wembanyama photo is wild. (via @sportingnews )
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Dan Greenberg
11 months
One final time...
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1 year
My heart just exploded
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2 years
Jayson Tatum vs Kevin Durant: Game 1: 38 possessions / 4 points Game 2: 44 possessions / 4 points Game 3: 37 possessions / 2 points 110 total possessions / 10 total points
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2 years
46/9/4 Tatum did it. He really fucking did it
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2 years
There's really only one option for Game 6. Need it.
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2 years
Marcus Smart guarded James Harden on 25 possessions and allowed just 3 points He guarded Tyrese Maxey on 13 possessions and allowed 4 points He guarded with PJ Tucker on 10 possessions and allowed 0 points He guarded Tobias on 9 possessions and allowed 0 points DPOY.
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Dan Greenberg
5 years
Is Marcus Smart serious? Holy shit
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7 months
Brad did it again I’m afraid
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2 years
"THAT'S WHAT I DO" - PAYTON PRITCHARD!!!!!!
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5 years
An absolutely perfect tribute for Isaiah
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2 years
NBA Charge Leaders in 2021-22: #1 Blake Griffin - 26 #3 Derrick White - 25 #11 Marcus Smart - 16 I see you Brad
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1 year
Play of the year
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Dan Greenberg
11 months
Max Strus in the ECF: 41/34% Max Strus in the Finals: 23/18% Gabe Vincent in the ECF: 48/51% Gabe Vincent in the Finals: 38/33% Caleb Martin in the ECF: 60/48% Caleb Martin in the Finals: 37/33%
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2 years
Game 1
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Dan Greenberg
6 years
"HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON KHLOE YOU SCUMBAG"
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1 year
You can really tell Tatum truly loves and appreciates Al Horford and what Tatum playing well potentially means for him
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1 year
Marcus Smart guarded James Harden and Joel Embiid for over 22 possessions in Game 7 and allowed 3 total points DPOY
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4 years
Game 1
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11 months
I certainly hope Tatum is talking about linking back up as Celtics
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Dan Greenberg
2 years
Jaylen tossing Giannis' hand off him. fucking love it
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2 years
I MEAN JESUS
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2 years
How is this not a travel by Giannis?
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1 year
I need a minute
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4 years
Gordon Hayward with the loudest 3/4/3/3/1 in NBA history
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6 months
Holy fuck
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2 years
Danny Ainge brought us an All NBA Defensive center with the 27th pick.
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2 years
So that happened
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Dan Greenberg
4 years
Say what now
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Max Lederman
4 years
FYI: Jayson Tatum needs 4 three's to match Steph Curry's total through his first 3 seasons.
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11 months
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2 years
SUCK IT SCOTT FOSTER YOU FUCKING BUM
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Dan Greenberg
2 years
If Jayson Tatum carries his team to a 1 seed and doesn't make 1st Team All NBA because people feel the need to reward LeBron for being 11 games under .500 then just cancel All NBA teams
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11 months
11 DOWN 5 TO GO!!!! SEE EVERYONE IN GAME 7!!! CUE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!
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11 months
Feels like yesterday
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Dan Greenberg
1 year
Jayson Tatum: 31/7/4 Jaylen Brown: 31/4/3 Marcus Smart: 19/4/4 Love and Trust
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2 years
I believe in you @FCHWPO @jaytatum0
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5 years
Walmart Kemba Walker
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7 months
It probably means nothing but I also can't ignore who we don't see in all these clips/posts
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Boston Celtics
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ready to flip that switch 😤
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2 years
The Boston Celtics currently employ a player that was: DPOY 1st Team All NBA 1st Team All NBA Defense 2nd Team All NBA Defense Not too shabby imo
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2 years
Payton Pritchard is an elite shit talker 😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Jayson Tatum matched up with Kevin Durant on 38 possessions and allowed 9 points He matched up with Kyrie Irving on 10 possessions and allowed 0 points
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2 years
All the Marcus Smart haters can suck my dick
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4 years
I wonder what Ben Simmons got Jayson Tatum for Father's Day
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1 year
Jayson Tatum: 55/10/6 Jaylen Brown: 35/14/5 Best duo in the NBA
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1 year
JAYSON TATUM OWNS THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS!!!! CUE THAT SHIT!!!!!
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Dan Greenberg
3 years
The NBA admits the refs blew FOUR calls in the L2M of Celts/Heat 1. Robinson fouled Grant w/ 56 sec left 2. Butler fouled Tatum w/ 50 sec left 3. Tatum did NOT foul Robinson shooting a 3 4. Robinson DID foul Smart w/ 1.8 seconds I mean it's laughable at this point
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6 months
THE BOSTON CELTICS JUST WON A REAL NBA GAME BY 51 POINTS TO STAY PERFECT ON THE SEASON HIT IT!!!!
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2 years
Top 5 moment of the season
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1 year
Jayson Tatum: 37/13/5 Jaylen Brown: 31/4/4 Best duo in the NBA
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1 year
Jaylen Brown: 39/1/2 on 14-26 (6-15) Jayson Tatum: 38/8/4 on 12-25 (6-16) Best duo in the NBA
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Dan Greenberg
2 years
So why aren't Giannis' elbows flagrants/technicals?
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4 years
Jayson Tatum is going to haunt the Sixers for the next 20 years lol
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3 years
Remember when Jayson Tatum hit a game winner right in Giannis’ eyeball? That was cool
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Dan Greenberg
15 days
Game 1
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Dan Greenberg
2 years
Jayson Tatum: 33 points KD/Kyrie: 32 points
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2 years
I could cry man. I love this team
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6 years
I bet Brad Stevens has a bunch of burner accounts tweeting nothing but positive reinforcement to his players
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2 years
Tatum had Pierce Jaylen has Garnett
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11 months
Am I dead? Is this heaven? Did the Celts convert with 3 seconds left?
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11 months
It's going to be December and someone is going to write a story about how the Celtics need to find exactly what they had in Marcus Smart and I'm going to lose my shit
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1 year
Plenty of teams have come back from being down 3-2
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2 years
In a shocking turn of events, I am now able to confirm that yes, tonight is the biggest Celtics game of my life LFG
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Dan Greenberg
3 years
PAYTON MOTHERFUCKING PRITCHARD
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15 days
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11 months
Brad can barely get the words out
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2 years
Shoutout Ainge for being firm and never trading Tatum/Brown/Smart
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2 years
JAYSON TATUM IS FUCKING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 years
Oh my god
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1 year
8 DOWN 8 TO GO!!!! SEE EVERYONE IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS!!!!! CUE THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!!
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1 year
The "best team in the NBA" Sixers couldn't beat the Celtics down 4 starters while being fully healthy
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2 years
Should be up 3-1 tbh
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2 years
If the Bruins can force a Game 7 then so can you @celtics . I believe in you
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6 months
Still true
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1 year
Jaylen Brown: 41/12/0 Jayson Tatum: 31/10/4 Best duo in the NBA
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4 years
JAYSON TATUM IS A PROBLEM
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11 months
This is either the trade that brings a banner or the trade that begins the crumble and there is no inbetween
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2 years
Your FIRST PLACE Boston Celtics
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1 year
SEE EVERYONE IN BOSTON FOR A GAME 7!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 months
JAYLEN BROWN
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2 years
The way the Celts respond from soul crushing losses is insane
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11 months
I think what makes me most happy is this moment is happening to Derrick White. Tremendous Celtic.
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2 years
Tommy would love this Celts team
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Dan Greenberg
4 months
Record: Celtics: 22-6 Bucks: 22-7 Sixers: 20-8 Strength of Schedule: Celtics: 1st Bucks: 30th Sixers: 26th
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2 years
I need a minute
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2 years
Jayson Tatum: 27/5/5 Marcus Smart: 24/7/12 Jaylen Brown: 24/8/3
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5 years
TAKE YOUR JAYSON TATUM SLANDER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
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1 year
I just know Brad’s hand was on fire after that slap
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1 year
Jayson Tatum is going to go down as one of the greatest Celtics to ever walk this earth
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1 year
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 years
BIG MAD
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4 years
CARSEN EDWARDS HOLY SHIT
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2 years
GIVE AL HORFORD THE SUPERMAX!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
THE BOSTON CELTICS GO INTO MILWAUKEE AND WIN BY A BILLION!!! A COMPLETE MASSACRE!! CUE THAT SHIT!!!
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Dan Greenberg
2 years
This not being a photoshop is nuts
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