Dan Greenberg
@StoolGreenie
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Celtics/NBA for @barstoolsports. Proud Sun Devil. I once lost a game of knock out to Walter McCarty and it was the best day of my life.
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Definitely not, especially when the product you are selling is also like $200 for a full season. You kill yourself for peanuts after taxes I'm pretty sure I spent my entire first year out of college eating nothing but cereal and pounds of gound beef that I would buy in bulk and
@StoolGreenie Former inside CS ticket rep here for nearly 3 years with the Mutiny back in the day. (may they rest in peace) Not a job for the faint of heart Love this post!
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As of now, everything we've been told (and their actions) tell us the "reset" was the 2nd apron, not the luxury tax, as the Cs are still a 2nd apron But they also don't need to be under the tax until February, so there's no need to rush it if that's the direction they're going
The more I think about it, the more I think the Celts roster direction comes down to one main question Is the lowering of the luxury tax bill that has already happened, enough? To reset the repeater tax, you need 2 consecutive seasons under the luxury tax. Even if you think
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Hey, New York — Brian thinks he's our new CFO. We gave him a stage to prove it.
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The more I think about it, the more I think the Celts roster direction comes down to one main question Is the lowering of the luxury tax bill that has already happened, enough? To reset the repeater tax, you need 2 consecutive seasons under the luxury tax. Even if you think
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Personally I'd just give whatever minutes you could see him getting to Amari Williams
@StoolGreenie Real question. Should the Celtics try and get Drew Timme seeing Brooklyn just waived him?
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Sam Hauser went undrafted and has proven to be not just one of the greatest shooters on Earth, but a rotational player on a championship team (and now possibly a starter) ....and you think that is not finding a diamond in the rough?
@StoolGreenie Shi say😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”Queta”😭😭😭😭😭and😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”Hauser”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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As a former inside ticket sales rep for the 2010 Colorado Rapids in a previous life (they won the MLS Cup nbd), I respect the hell out of this move I'll always have a soft spot for anyone in that position. Nothing like the grind of 100 daily phone calls to people who went to 1
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I dare anyone to watch this and tell me it does not have shades of Dame
All throughout his performance last night, I kept saying to myself "man, this really looks like baby Dame"
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Big news!!! FOUR Organics is officially at PopUp Grocer in NYC's West Village! Our mission has always been simple: create the cleanest lip balm possible with just FOUR organic ingredients. No compromises, no unnecessary additives—just pure, effective hydration. We're thrilled
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All throughout his performance last night, I kept saying to myself "man, this really looks like baby Dame"
Dame must be smiling like a proud dad right now
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Luke Kornet's leap imo came from 2023-24 to 2024-25 To begin his 2nd stint (2021-23), he was basically unplayable. Couldn't catch a pass, struggled in his minutes etc In his last two years, he developed into arguably the best backup center in the NBA. That was most certainly a
@StoolGreenie He’s definitely looking better and when tf did Luke take a “leap” lmao
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"1.22 points per possession - best offense in NBA history" But sure, whatever you say!
@StoolGreenie You are a fucking MORON if you think they had the best offense in history holy shit you are fucking insane
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Oh yeah they’re feeling the heat
The Milwaukee Bucks are signing Alex Antetokounmpo to a two-way NBA deal, joining older brothers Giannis and Thanasis, Octagon's Alex Saratsis tells ESPN. This marks the first time in NBA history that three brothers are on active roster contracts with the same team.
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These are just the ones that came directly from MIN to BOS. No stops
@StoolGreenie How do you leave Randy Moss out of this?
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That frustration Joe felt during his presser talking about his offensive philosophy was extremely relatable
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It's legitimately baffling Part of me thinks it's because those people are take committed. They doubted Joe and his style when he got hired, have been proven wrong, and since they didn't go back to back think they're actually right In reality, most wins in the NBA, most playoff
@StoolGreenie It baffles me how people still just don’t understand their offense. It’s only won more basketball games than anybody else the last 3 years. But sure, it’s just “shoot more 3s” or whatever that nonsense is
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Joe Mazzulla gets frustrated when asked how the Celtics three-point shooting is impacted by their new fast paced style: “I’ve answered that question 100 times… I’ve said it for three years when you just keep ignoring what I said.” - @CLNSMedia
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32% last year (low volume) 23% through 3 preseason games (3-13) I'd say it's his #1 question
@StoolGreenie Does it go in?
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I forgot that nothing, and I mean nothing hits like Celtics crack
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