Cale Carlson
@LEAADFarms
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I Raise Corn, Seed Corn, Soybeans, Cattle and Kids. husband. cofounder of five kids. 😎 IG : Leaad YouTube: LEAAD Farms
Marquette, Nebraska
Joined March 2011
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Only about three people drive this road.
This farmer is proud enough of his tractor and his country to take the time and display both.
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Dad passed away on Friday after a three-year battle with cancer.
I appreciate all the prayers, kind words and understanding from friends and family .
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Paid all my bills with everything harvested so far.
Now everything that’s left is pure Profit !!
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Dear Chemical Company,
Why charge $250 a gallon for your product now, then send me a rebate of $75 a gallon 9 months later?
I would rather just pay 175 now.
Sincerely
All Farmers.
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Today Marks One year Sober.
One year without a drop of alcohol.
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.stuck.
but not buried.
Retweet = Keep trying.
Like = to call dad.
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I'm not sure if this is theologically sound or not, but I think it's probably better to be sitting in the combine thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about the combine.
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Stopped at a gas station to fill a low tire.
My Son: “You have to PAY for air!? Why?!”
Me: “Because of inflation.”
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CDC has issued guidance that if you are selling equipment put the asking price. Do not say call.
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I just read an article stating that every piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life.
Using that math I should have died in 1832.
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Can I be a millionaire by farming?
Professor - Yes.
If you start as a billionaire.
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For sale, hard to get 2022 Case IH 8250 Premium package with auto guidance 200 hours. Ordered wrong color for daughter. One year base warranty available, if wanted. serious inquiries only. DM for price.
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Find the oldest farmer in your community and have a conversation.
Record it.
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Phillips head screws should be outlawed and illegal. They are the worst.
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Never Park your Tractor in a bad part of the neighborhood.
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If you're cold, they're cold.
Please bring your pets inside.
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Now look at this guy doing his own thing.
Ladder is half in.
Auger is half out.
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1000 reposts, and I’ll drive the combine through this Pond.
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I'm going to start a company that connects cover cropping farmers with soil conservation land owners.
I will call it... Notillable.
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Why are train horns allowed through town and not engine brakes?
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I just leveled up in my old man status. I told my daughter we used to plant all the soybeans in bags.
@carlsonlaura64
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My son with his day off of school still going strong keeping up with this old man.
#5thgeneration
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Refrigerators and leather seats are cool but do any tractor manufacturers make in cab garbage cans??
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A. How many people have an off Farm job to support the family?
B. How many people have an off Farm job to support the farm?
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1 yd of dirt is the maximum intake capacity of a MacDon draper.
I now know this.
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Narrow escapes of 2019. 🤢
I did not see this hole all year long. sprayer missed it, Hiller missed it.
And we harvested this at night. the combine and grain cart missed it.🥴
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🤘🥴🤘
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Small town voting:
They don't need to see my identification. (They all know me)
Hauling a load of corn. (because it's on the way)
Leaving the truck running because I'm probably in the way and someone will gladly move it for me.
😁
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When you find out the neighbor's kids have been begging their parents for a ride in the combine.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but,
Please stop at blind intersections!
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Every co-op in the corn belt when the weather turns.
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Two hurricanes going to make landfall and they couldn't name the other one Polo???
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Farming is mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a corn field.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Billionaire Bloomberg claims he "could teach anybody to be a farmer," even implying that farmers don't have the same level of "skillset" or "grey matter" as folks in tech jobs.
So demeaning, elitist, and out-of-touch it's appalling.
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If you put red diesel in your pickup you are paying the same fuel tax as an electric vehicle.
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How in the Sam Hill did anybody farm past dark without auto steer?
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Few things are better in this world than your woman bringing you tacos to the field.
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Finally we have both corn planters running. It’s neet to be working with your kids.
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When working with electricity it is best if your phone calls don't vibrate. ⚡⚡
False alarm, I still jumped.
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How many front weights do you have on that thing!!?
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