I genuinely think i dislike @jackwhitehall more than i dislike both whiny arm waver @B_Fernandes8 and whiny diver @cucurella3 put together. His stand up is shoddy, poorly executed and not funny and his presenting is ballsacks.

Who is who? 2003 Michael Jackson in Las Vegas and 2026 Demi Moore in Milan #Twins #Gaunt #WackoJacko #MJ #MichaelJackson #Demi #Moore #DemiMoore #MilanFashionWeek #LasVegas #2026 #2003 #KingOfPop #JesusJuice #Gucci #DoppleGangers #Lookalike #snap

What needs to happen now is that @StudiocanalUK gets together with @BBC @ITV @nbc @ABC & come to some agreement to air the movie #iSwear for FREE for the masses so EVERYONE can watch and educate themselves on #Tourettes #TourettesSyndrome following what’s happened at @BAFTA

So liar #Prestianni says #ViniJr ‘misheard’ him. Ok so what did he actually say cos I’m 100% sure that @vinijr didn’t mistake ‘You show off flashy asshole’ for ‘monkey’.. WHAT was it that you needed to cover your mouth to say. What? @MicahRichards @WayneRooney @Carra23 @GNev2

Watching the @IanWright0 #Bergkamp chat on @WeAreTheOverlap - that Dennis goal against Newcastle they spoke about would be ruled out and given as a foul in today’s game. VAR would intervene and claim Dennis shoved the defender just before he slotted it in.

Watching the @IanWright0 #Bergkamp chat on @WeAreTheOverlap - Wrighty uses the words ‘flowers’ and then immediately corrects himself because he knows old school Dennis wouldn’t have a clue what he meant by giving Benzema ‘flowers’ 😂

#FACup #MacclesfieldFC and every1 else need to calm the fuck down. It’s not the biggest upset in the comps history if you bother to look at the #CrystalPalace line up & the players they used. Get a grip. It was more of a shit C Team than their best starting XI #MACvPAL #MACvCRY

People need to stop referring to #RosieJones as a #comedian - just because she claims to be one doesn’t mean she actually is one. Her jokes and her performances clearly suggest and very much show and prove that she definitely isn’t one.

#PDCDarts #PDCWorldChampionship #PDCWorldDartsChampionship #darts The Hearn Family @EddieHearn @BarryHearn are such tight ass bastards that they won’t even splash out for a #wasp zapper 🐝 ⚡️💥 #lukeLittler #VanVeen #WorldsWasp #DartsWasp #WaspDarts

Off you go to the Emergency Room 🚑 🏥 to get yourself some metal plates inserted into your jaw pal 👍🏻🤦🏼‍♂️👍🏻 If you fuck around you find out. Simples. #JakeJoshua #JakePaulAnthonyJoshua #JakeVsAJ #PaulVsAnthony #JakePaulVsAnthonyJoshua #JakePaul #AnthonyJoshua #AJ #Netflix #Broken

AJ tried to cut the ring off but also didn’t want 2 walk on2 Jake’s big right hand. Eventually Jake caught AJ with that right & at that point AJ knew he could take that shot & that it was nothing 2be worried about so he then went forward &got the KO. #JakePaulVsAnthonyJoshua

#JakeJoshua #JakePaulAnthonyJoshua #JakeVsAJ #PaulVsAnthony #JakePaulVsAnthonyJoshua #JakePaul #AnthonyJoshua #AJ #Netflix The ‘co-main’ event about to start, ringwalks are happening and there are empty seats EVERYWHERE. WTF. Embarrassing. Fail.

Oi @netflix sort your sound out for the #JakePaulVsAnthonyJoshua stream you fucking amateurs

#EubankBenn2 #CatterallEssuman that @Turki_alalshikh seems to be so disrespectful as he’s just stood up chatting to groups of people blocking peoples view of the ring all whilst the co-main event is going on and he’s not even watching the fighters put their lives on the line.

#LoveIsBlind #LiB #LoveIsBlindSeason9 #LoveIsBlind9 watching the latest episode releases and #Edmond is like a young black #RainMan #RaymondBabbitt. He is defo on the wrong show and should have been on #LoveOnTheSpectrum instead. Feel sorry for #kalybriah #KB. Also, Nick is a 🌈

#InsideUSA #sidemeninside #Sidemen #Netflix wow - reality tv always offers up 1 massive piece of shit in each series but god dayuuum this Inside USA show has a contestant who hits a whole other level of loud mouth nasty narcissistic manipulative I’m a victim tosspot in #Fannita

#BREvMU #BREvMAN #BrentfordVsManUtd #MyPLMornings Man Utd and Amorim will NOT get significantly better as a team until Bruno Fernandes is either dropped or sold. He’s a toxic and whiny and just brings down the whole team morale. Terrible captain. What a baby. Baby.

I been seeing loads of clips from the press tour that #ColinFarrell and #MargotRobbie have been on and seeing them together and their chemistry im pretty sure he’s knocked the absolutely granny out of it since they started working together.

#TaylorVsSerrano3 #TaylorSerrano3 #TaylorSerrano #KatieTaylor #AmandaSerrano - the VERY BEST and most important and most brilliant change that anyone made during this Katie Taylor and Amanda Serrano trilogy fight was @netflix who decided to bin #RosiePerez from commentary duties

#TaylorVsSerrano3 #TaylorSerrano3 #TaylorSerrano #KatieTaylor #AmandaSerrano - @KatieTaylor literally just implemented the actual definition of ‘boxing clever’ in that fight. #AndStill - sadly @Serranosisters is #AndStill too…Still bitter and can’t take defeat gracefully 🤦🏼‍♂️