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Oklahoman. Choctaw Nation. Rottweiler. LeBron 🐐. @OKSwings

Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@LA_Swiftness
Lane Adams
5 years
Harden gave Pat Bev cookout table legs
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My plans 2020
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4 years
MLB replay system would be a hell of a lot more accurate if the crew in New York didn’t know what the call on the field was.
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8 years
You guys gotta remember CJ Watson is who Floyd's wife was texting back in the day. Troll job 10/10
@SBNation
SB Nation
8 years
Draymond Green and Conor McGregor are going at it this morning on Instagram:
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3 years
In 2018 we were up 10-2 against the Cubs in the 4th. We started playing “station to station” on the bases the rest of the game. They scored 9 runs in the 8th and we lost 14-10.
@NBCSGiants
SF Giants on NBCS
3 years
Nationals shortstop Alcides Escobar and center fielder Victor Robles were not happy after Thairo Estrada attempted to steal second base and score on Brandon Crawford's single in the top of the ninth inning
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5 years
We were close to not having baseball at all this year. Yet here we are pissed Tatis Jr hit a Grand Slam.
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6 years
No! Your 16 year old son doesn’t have a 1.8 pop time.
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6 years
A near 40/40 year is ruining the game.
@nypost
New York Post
6 years
Braves' Ronald Acuna is doing his part in ruining baseball
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7 years
NL East Champions!!!!! Let’s GO!!!!! #ChopOn.
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4 years
Can’t wait to see the Braves roll out opening day in the 1974 throwbacks.
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7 years
If @MLB is adamant about making sure the calls on the field are indeed correct, then the replay crew in New York shouldn’t know what call was made when they are asked to review a play.
@enderinciartem
Ender Inciarte
7 years
Someday I’ll understand whatever they are watching in those replays in NY đŸŽ„.
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7 years
This is how @albiesozzie97 walks around the clubhouse after he hits a home run. #ChopOn #MyFavoritePlayer
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7 years
He literally goes to English class to learn the language. Getting your knickers in a twist because a 20 year old kid (man child) from Venezuela isn’t comfortable speaking a foreign language in an interview in front of a camera is pretty juvenile Timmy
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8 years
I will always cherish 2017. Thank you @Braves for giving me the opportunity I've been chasing since I was 19. #ChopOn
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7 years
Thank you Braves Country for the endless support & for making my first taste of October baseball exhilarating. #ChopOn #ForEachOther.
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5 years
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@KentSterling
Kent Sterling
5 years
Chicago @Cubs will protect fans too stupid or sluggish to avoid foul balls by extending nets
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7 years
The year is 89’ and it’s the ECF. Bulls are up 2-1 vs the Pistons. Game 4: Jordan scored 11 points over the last 3 Q’s of the game. Game 5: Jordan scored 1 point in the 4th and loses by 9 (took 8 shots in 46 minutes). Game 6: Jordan scores 6 in then 4th and gets eliminated
@TheFacilityFS1
The Facility
7 years
“LeBron melted down in 2011. Michael Jordan never melted down any playoff series ever.” — @RealSkipBayless
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Lane Adams
7 years
So. a hitter can just charge the mound if a pitcher is dealing? đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”. “ThAt’S bAsEbAlL”.
@howaboutafresca
Jason Smith
7 years
I completely get Ronald Acuna getting drilled. He's led off 3 games w/HR's. Sometimes he showboats a bit. This is how the other team evens the playing field & makes him less comfortable. It all falls under the heading of "That's baseball.".
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‘JeSsIcA mEnDoZa IsN’t QuAlIfIeD tO eVaLuAtE pLaYeRs. SoFtBaLl IsN’t ThE sAmE aS bAsEbAlL”. I’ve seen a lot of these terrible takes the past 24 hours but none questioning the qualifications of male softball coaches, where I’m guessing vast majority never actually played softball.
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7 years
My nieces were excited about me rejoining the @Braves. My nephew on the other hand has other reasons to #ChopOn
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4 years
Pitchers the rest of the summer
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7 years
@TomiLahren @foxandfriends Researched. I think the word you’re looking for is researched, toenail.
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Lane Adams
7 years
#Cliñched #ChopOn
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8 years
When you get the ball back from your first MLB Home Run and the guy who caught it wrote his initials on it.
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3 years
@3YearLetterman Mine just happened to appear after I paid cash for my waterbed. đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž.
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6 years
When you get the bunt sign.
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7 years
What I Would Never Do. Top 5. 5. Try to block a Russell Westbrook dunk. 4. Box Mike Tyson.3. Return a punt.2. Put pineapples on my pizza .1. Disrespect @Eminem.
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5 years
Next time Ronald goes deep he should bat flip, let it land, pick it up and flip it again.
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6 years
Mahomes not getting to take a snap in an Overtime Conference Championship is ludicrous.
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8 years
A swing. and a YES!!! @BayBay_02
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7 years
TwitterAfterDark Man! Ronald Acuña Jr. is really good.
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5 years
When Aubrey Huff tweets.
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8 years
1. Not married. 2. If only Atlanta had that extra driving lane you have on top of your head it would solve the rush hour congestion.
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Lane Adams
6 years
I’m calling the police.
@SportWriterMike
Mike
6 years
@DOBrienATL Hypothetical question for the off season. what is Acuna's trade value?.
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Lane Adams
5 years
The pickles ruin the @ChickfilA chicken sandwich.
@jonbecker_
Jon Becker
6 years
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions.
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8 years
BOFA deez nuts.
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5 years
If Boomer Sooner were a person it would be Joe Exotic.
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5 years
Me. Gives the 3rd base coach a courtesy look. 3rd base coach: gives the bunt sign. Me: turns around and looks at the manager in the dugout
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Lane Adams
7 years
I just had a former player tell me pitching in today’s game is “watered down”.
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
7 years
Blake Treinen, 99mph Fastball Path.
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Lane Adams
11 months
A hoops page with 700k followers not knowing who Sebastian Telfair is pretty much sums up the internet discourse.
@HoopMixOnly
Hoops
11 months
This kid looked scared, imagine being 17 and having to guard this LeBronđŸ€ŁđŸ˜­
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Lane Adams
7 years
Somebody get that ball a designated driver. because it's hammered.
@FanDuelSNBraves
Braves On FanDuel Sports Network
7 years
RONALD ACUÑA JR. OBLITERATES THIS BASEBALL. YOU COULD HEAR THE CRACK OF THE BAT FROM ATLANTA.
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Lane Adams
8 years
Yep. Anymore dumb questions?
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
8 years
Is Chipper Jones a lock for the HOF?. Predicting baseball's 2018 Hall of Fame class
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Lane Adams
5 years
I would run through a brick wall just to fight 5 human sized tarantulas for Wash.
@Ken_Rosenthal
Ken Rosenthal
5 years
The actual Ron Washington (yes it was him!) just said this on our MLB Network “Hot Stove” show: “I really would love to manage again but my phone hasn’t rung. I certainly would like to get back into that dugout and lead a ballclub possibly back to a World Series.”.
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Lane Adams
7 years
That’s the most impressive thing I’ve seen on a baseball field
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YOOO!!!! Service dog(s) in the dugout. Do you know how nice it would be to pet a dog in the dugout after chasing a strike 3 slider in the dirt?.
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Lane Adams
7 years
Well. in my 129 career at bats I have hit with a grand total of 77 runners on base. This is where the analytics get involved. But you’re correct Ryan, if I had drove in 100 of those 77 runners I’d probably be in a much better spot.
@reviveperform
RevivePerformance
7 years
Right on. Sounds, if you drove in 100 runs or more, your career wouldn't be different right now?? Just wondering.
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Lane Adams
6 years
If this were baseball this is the time I’d be going into the game.
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6 years
People who talk on speaker phone in public are psychopaths.
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6 years
People who back into parking spots really think they’re something.
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MLB replay booth
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Lane Adams
7 years
Somebody said “Ozzie looks like that elf from Bad Santa” đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
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8 years
It's not inaccurate
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Lane Adams
6 years
I know you’re from Kansas so this could be confusing for you, but my mom and aunt aren’t the same person.
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Lane Adams
6 years
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Today we’re going to learn how to handle the hat trick. Step 1.
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@DOBrienATL
David O'Brien
5 years
BREAKING NEWS: Nick Markakis is rejoining the #Braves, having changed his mind since opting out of the season just over three weeks ago. Veteran outfielder is being reinstated from the restricted list.
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Lane Adams
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Opening Day got me like. #OpeningDay #ChopOn .
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Lane Adams
5 years
You could take a live at bat in the bullpen and wouldn’t hit a baseball over a wall.
@EliotShorrParks
Eliot Shorr-Parks
5 years
I could maybe score a touchdown. I could luck into a home run. I could probably get two points in an NBA game. I could play hundreds of games of hockey and never, ever score a goal. It looks impossible.
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Lane Adams
7 years
About damn time!
@mlbbowman
Mark Bowman
7 years
Source confirms Acuna has been informed he's being called up for the Braves. The plan is for him to join the team tomorrow.
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Lane Adams
7 years
1. Latin American players learn the English language so they can be comfortable and get through the day to day activities here in the US,.not only for themselves but also for their families sometimes.
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Lane Adams
2 years
Sometimes with shadows over home plate putting on sunglasses makes the it too dark to see the ball off the bat.
@ESPNDari
Dari Nowkhah
2 years
Nothing better than a dude losing a ball in the sun with his sunglasses on top of his hat.
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Lane Adams
8 years
Since you all keep asking to see which Mario character I was. Yes those are headlights.
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Lane Adams
6 years
Russ is definitely throwing at Dame his next at bat.
@cjzero
CJ Fogler đŸ«Ą
6 years
Dame waves goodbye to the Thunder
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Lane Adams
3 years
Me blasting through my nieces and nephew at the Thanksgiving line.
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Lane Adams
8 years
Walk off wins are as enjoyable as a pull through parking spot. #ChopOn.
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Lane Adams
4 years
This is such an important skill for catchers today. Can take a 2-1 count to a 1-2 count. One stolen strike can change the whole at bat.
@HagemanParker
parker hageman
4 years
Ryan Jeffers nabbed 5 out-of-zone strikes for JA Happ yesterday. Take a look at his technique.
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Lane Adams
6 years
Well this take is ass.
@JonHeyman
Jon Heyman
6 years
Braves won 2 games in this nlds but this really was an awful all-around performance: star player didn’t hustle in 1 run game then hotdogged later in game, late add to roster was put in key, game-deciding spot (he lost) and they didn’t show at all for elimination game.
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Lane Adams
6 years
If he was hustling it would’ve been a ground rule triple.
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8 years
@kdunn1111 MaYbe YoU sHoUlD bE hApPy YoU gOt It BaCk At AlL
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Lane Adams
8 years
Rule number 1 of bunting. 1. Don't.
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Lane Adams
7 years
Taking the walk-up song scene to another level. I will be offering 15-25 seconds of advertising for your company/companies. Guaranteed 1 minute of advertising a game. 70+ home games a season. #WalkUpWithMe.
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Lane Adams
7 years
What a day!!!! @BayBay_02
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Lane Adams
7 years
Statistically speaking the A’s have the second best offense in the MLB. A’s also have a 31% hard-contact rate up to this date, which is 1 in MLB. Take it from a career replacement level player when I say this tweet falls well short of the replacement level tweet standard.
@benmaller
Ben Maller
7 years
Breaks have been pressed on Shohei Ohtani choo choo train of hype for Angels.
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Lane Adams
5 years
If you haven’t seen a a 92+ MPH slider you’re not cracking my do or die lineup.
@MarcCarig
Marc Carig
5 years
Something to pass the time. You must make the lineup for a baseball game that you absolutely must win. Top this:. LF Rickey.RF Ruth.CF Trout.1B Gehrig.3B Chipper.2B Hornsby.C Yogi.SS Wagner.P Pedro.
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Lane Adams
5 years
My wife to her conclusions.
@FootbaIIism
Footballism
5 years
When Byron Jones broke the broad jump world record at the combine 👀😳
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Lane Adams
8 years
@albiesozzie97 you have a lot of power for a kid not big enough to ride rollercoasters.
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Lane Adams
6 years
Lol @ people putting game 1 on Acuña.
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Lane Adams
8 years
Rules. 1. Be @enderinciartem
@Mhbrooks321
Marshal Brooks
8 years
@LA_Swiftness What’s the rule on that dive in centerfield 🙄.
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Lane Adams
8 years
Is there a bigger social media epidemic than the high school recruits that are "blessed and humbled"?.
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Lane Adams
7 years
If you’ve seen one firework show you’ve seen them all. There, I said it.
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Lane Adams
5 years
Team punishment for the Astros should be a season of PCL travel.
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Adam Silver receiving the paperwork from the Cavs trades
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Lane Adams
8 years
LeBron's foundation has spent 40+ million to send over a thousand kids to college and is in the process of building a school ya dink.
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Lane Adams
7 years
Party is out front. #ChopOn
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Lane Adams
8 years
We have a nice sunny day here in the ATL. I wonder what time it's going to rain.
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Lane Adams
5 years
This makes me appreciate @Mooose_8 even more. Moose pulled me to the side after my first MLB call-up and said. “if anybody gives you a hard time or tries to make you do some stupid shit, let me know”.
@NikoGoodrum
Niko Goodrum
5 years
This is real because when I got called up in 2017 they did a good job of making me feel like I wasn’t a part of the team. Bad feeling when you solo dolo in a clubhouse! I won’t forget that feeling and I always make sure now that NOT ONE young guy feels left out! YOURE ONE OF US!.
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Lane Adams
5 years
WhY aRe BiG lEaGuErS sTrIkInG oUt So MuCh?.
@RaysBaseball
Tampa Bay Rays
5 years
Wanna see a wiffle ball?
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Lane Adams
7 years
7. So telling a 20 year old kid who has only been in the US for 3 years to “Speak English for Christ sake” in an interview with a camera in front of his face is shining a light on your personal prejudice. If he had a Twitter the kid would be able to read your ignorant comment.
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Lane Adams
8 years
LBJ: Aye KD! You hear @ruiz_rio walked it off for the @Braves tonight?.KD: Bron stop playin'.LBJ: Swear! Single to LF.KD: That's what's up?
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@DeplorableChoir @kanyewest @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump Is this their response to Donald Glover’s “This Is America”?.
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Lane Adams
6 years
Did the cost of beer around the league lower in 2018 since the average player salary lowered from 2017 along with MLB eclipsing 10B in revenue for the first time in league history? I can’t seem to remember.
@DougRussell
Doug Russell
6 years
Seeing baseball people saying that the Angels got a bargain in Mike Trout. Lay off the Kool Aid folks. Trout is a fantastic player. but he (and others) are why a beer costs $12 at the ballpark.
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Lane Adams
7 years
Perhaps if I hit the batting cages more I'll have a career as long as this dudes neck.
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7 years
Year is 2048. It’s trivia night at your favorite bar. Q: Who was the first pitcher to win a Cy Young with a losing record? . A: 18’ Jacob deGrom. I hope this happens just so the people who value a pitchers Wins/Losses way too much take it as a kick in the nads.
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Nobody in baseball is as good as Trout. Can we stop with the bullshit?.
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Lane Adams
7 years
MLB’s weekly “closest to Mike Trout” award
@bmags94
Brent Maguire
7 years
Mike Trout last week: .684/.750/1.368 line, 438 wRC+ and 1.3 fWAR. Evan Gattis last week: .417/.423/1.000 line, 280 wRC+ and 0.6 fWAR. Good call MLB.
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5 years
Future hypothetical scandal. It’s October baseball, which team just covered up a player positive COVID-19 test to keep that player in the lineup?.
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Lane Adams
7 years
8. Weird. when I was giving interviews through a translator in Venezuela I don’t recall hearing or reading a tweet that said . “habla español por el amor de Cristo”.
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Lane Adams
3 years
My swing got my family and I a home with a beautiful sunset view. Your swing did two things for you. 1. Got you running errands for Jeff Frye.2. Turned your mom into your landlord.
@twuench
Tony Wuench
3 years
@LA_Swiftness I've previously said I've never heard a former MLB'er sound unintelligent re: hitting. Well, you're the first, & you teach whatever alt truths to amateurs. If you had better fundamentals, maybe you would've hit a bunch more of those. #SheGone /mute thread.
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Lane Adams
7 years
What kind of Harry Potter Quidditch ball BS is this?
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
7 years
Steve Cishek: Illustrating the Fine Line between a 4 Pitch Walk & a 4 Pitch K. 😑
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Lane Adams
6 years
My aunt was running for DA and at the time was an avid 1/2 marathon runner. So of course throughout her campaign she’s still getting her running in. So 6 year old me thought my aunt was literally about to race a guy for District Attorney.
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