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Kyle Beckley

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A modern Oscar Wilde, but if he was American, straight, less funny, and less insightful. Basically Mark Twain I suppose

Katy, TX
Joined December 2008
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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I'm rewatching Kill Bill and forgot the opening fight. It feels like enough time has passed for Copperhead's daughter to get that revenge story https://t.co/44HzQMkTDl
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@Heminator
Mark Hemingway
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I can personally attest to the fact Jon is one of the best men I’ve encountered in this business (and has excellent taste in music). If you’re the praying kind — and if you’re not, why aren’t you? — do it now.
@exjon
Jon Gabriel
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My Birthday Gave Me Cancer I didn’t know if I would mention this publicly, but I keep getting questions about my health. Let’s just say it’s been an interesting few months. In mid-September, my lower back hurt, so my primary doc signed me up for physical therapy. I kept up
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@AGHamilton29
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Jon is a decent person who has been responsible for a lot of laughs on here. One of the people I have enjoyed following for years. Please seriously consider donating and saying a prayer for him and his family. There are few better causes. I will. Also, fuck cancer.
@exjon
Jon Gabriel
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Also, since there were so many requests to help out with the whole cancer treatment process, we set up a page if you want to chip in. You guys are awesome. Thanks.
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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Sabrina Carpenter's act is like her. Old and tired but pretending to be fresh and rebellious.
@SabrinaAnnLynn
Sabrina Carpenter
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@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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@ING2Firebrand
Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸
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@eurofounder
Matthias Schmidt
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Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account I was devastated She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office I sat her down and asked how much she'd made She said €4,200 I nearly collapsed That's at least €1,890
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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California would fix this by just releasing women experiencing menopause. I say screw that, jail all menopausal women at the first hot flash. Clearly some number of them are a threat to society that they had to be locked up. Don't take that chance.
@sappholives83
Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌
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So apparently a lot of the men in CA’s women’s prisons who are prescribed estrogen don’t actually take it. Instead, they sell it to menopausal female inmates - who are not allowed to have HRT while incarcerated. Let me run that by you again. The state of CA denies menopausal
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@jimgeraghty
Jim Geraghty
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It feels like we can't do enough for the excellent Jon Gabriel @exjon, a man of good heart, good mind, and good soul, as he fights the goddamned Big C. But you know what we can do? We can buy his book. Because I know he loved writing it and sharing it with us. And every author
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In the dark days after Pearl Harbor, a small, untested arm of the United States Navy was all that stood between the shattered American fleet and the ascendent Japanese Empire. Far off in Western...
@exjon
Jon Gabriel
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My Birthday Gave Me Cancer I didn’t know if I would mention this publicly, but I keep getting questions about my health. Let’s just say it’s been an interesting few months. In mid-September, my lower back hurt, so my primary doc signed me up for physical therapy. I kept up
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@InfiniteOrb
Orb
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"What is wrong with you!? When someone asks if there is anything wrong with our relationship, you TELL THEM EVERYTHING IS PERFECT, you pathetic sack of hacky!"
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Travis Kelce reveals he and fiancée Taylor Swift have never argued in their 2.5-year relationship.
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@jarvis_best
Jarvis
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@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngo
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An Australian leftist journalist/queer activist is accused by Australian authorities of leading an international "Satanic child s—x abuse ring." Landon Germanotta-Mills is among four charged after raids in Sydney. He runs the "Underground Media Network" publication. Read:
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@magills_
Magills
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So Candace Owens is no longer pushing the Israeli assassin theory and I want to know who paid her to stop digging.
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@EBischoff
Eric Bischoff
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This is an absolute garbage post. I’ve been to North Korea as a “guest” of the North Korean government. Famine, soulless shells of its population, scarcity of everything and propaganda that is the envy of establishment media is what you will find in North Korea.
@leandroOnX
Leandro Romão 🇵🇹
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North Korea They Don’t Want You to See
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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You never notice the good plastic surgery only the bad.
@EWErickson
Erick Erickson
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Ladies & Gentlemen, a public service announcement: You do not look natural when you get all that plastic surgery. Please stop. The rest of us do not think you look young and relatable. You look like freaks. Fox News needs to ban its anchors from this stuff.
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@uncledoomer
doomer
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no neo, im telling you then when youre ready, you wont have to check the account location
@infodexx
Infodex
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Ideal age for marriage: Biologically - 15 years. Religiously- 15-17 years. Socially - 26 years. Legally - 18 years. Traditionally - 24 - 28 years. Economically - 30 years. Logically - never.
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@hoggonomore
Rufus T Firefly, *insert* Extraordinaire
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@flapprdotnet
Flappr
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Please provide your snow blower recommendations.
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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@On3sports There's still time for worse Deion.
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@Kyle_Beckley
Kyle Beckley
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Dime
@BecomingCritter
critter
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the looked so old when i was little
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@BridgetPhetasy
Bridget Phetasy
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New Dumpster Fire premieres tonight at 8pm CT and we discuss the Dumpster Fire that is the foreign influencers on X tearing us all apart. https://t.co/hrWYF6Z9lu
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@mkhammer
Mary Katharine Ham
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It's crazy how these final pieces came in on the Monday after a holiday, so she could get some downtime and then the traffic would be better when she revealed everything. International conspiracies are so convenient like that.
@AGHamilton29
AG
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I pointed out several months ago that one of Candace’s key goals, aside from profiting from his death, was to destroy Charlie Kirk’s legacy and organization because she resents how he distanced himself from her… I hope they sue her.
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