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Former Sports Journalist turned tweeter of 🗑 takes. Either selling you something you don’t need or busy curling🥌 . #AveryStrong

Portland, OR
Joined August 2012
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@KwadeSays
kwade
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Always felt that the Mariners are the team that could take over the PNW the way the Seahawks hadn’t. See a ton of 49ers stuff around Portland but get the mariners going? They’ll own the PNW and probably block an entire generation of fans in Portland from rooting for a new team.
@Softykjr
Dave “Softy” Mahler
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If the Mariners go to the World Series Seattle will implode . You have no idea. You think you know, but you don't. Will dwarf anything the Seahawks or any other team have ever done. You can disagree but you're wrong. Like wayyy wrong.
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kwade
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Didn’t know Siri was a narc now
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kwade
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Disney looking at the @picklesbaseball and @HillsboroHops past few years
@Pixar
Pixar
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We put this 🧠 into this 🦫. Watch the new teaser for Disney & Pixar's #Hoppers, arriving in theaters March 6, 2026.
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kwade
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We used to be a proper country where men could have entire second families one town over and no one would know.
@Less_HumbleTeej
Aura Farmer 🫵🏾
4 days
I know yall bout to call those white peoples dumb and that’s fine but I think it’s so weird when they put “couples” on the Jumbotron. Why not make these venues safe zones for cheating?? I wouldn’t know but I hesrd it’s fun to cheat at concerts and sporting events!.
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kwade
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RT @notgaetti: Update: Trevor Bauer returns from the Japanese minor leagues, immediately surrenders the longest home run in recorded histor….
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kwade
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Would have been an excellent pitcher in the MLB Home Run Derby.
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kwade
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RT @FatKidDeals: Major Deal Alert + FKD $100 Giveaway! . @DoorDash is giving you up to $50 off headphones, tablets & laptops TODAY ONLY!….
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kwade
4 days
You can see a castle at any park in america on the weekends
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@winterduck04
winter🏹(MEI DAY!!!!!)
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just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit.
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kwade
5 days
HR Derby >>>> Ghost Runner.
@FabianArdaya
Fabian Ardaya
5 days
The FOX broadcast clearly enjoying this is selling the swing-off idea.
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kwade
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RT @makenna_m19: this is way better than the ghost runner institute it in all games!
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kwade
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How the hell did MLB not force Judge and Ohtani into doing this?.
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kwade
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Taking Seba and Nathan off in the 70th minute against KC up 5-0 was when I knew it wasn't gonna happen ever.
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kwade
5 days
Gio deleted this tweet after it got two retweets.
@TimbersFC
Portland Timbers
5 days
How a hat trick looks at us
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kwade
5 days
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who said. .
@mpsinger
Matthew Singer
5 days
I’m hearing a segment of Portland is upset about the WNBA resurrecting the name “the Portland Fire” for the new franchise because of climate change and I’m sorry but that is the most Portland thing I’ve ever heard lol.
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kwade
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if you're not sure, you can use this took to quickly find your rep .
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kwade
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If you are a resident of Washington county, Please call to your federal representative to let them know that it is not OK to be terrorizing children like this. Beaverton.Rep Suzanne Bonamici -(202) 225-0855. South Beaverton, Tigard, Tualatin.Rep Andrea Salinas - (202) 225-5643.
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kwade
6 days
I'm gonna guess the sleepers are kids who. 1) Injured during junior season.2) Focused on other sports/didn't play football until Jr/Sr year.3) Play really low-level or 6/8 man football.4) Low academics, never gave college a look.
@BudElliott3
Bud Elliott
6 days
Recruiting rankings are way better than they used to be. Sheesh. Working on something, and the insistence on verified testing data, digital film, verified measurables, etc. Lot harder to find diamonds in the rough now.
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kwade
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Gotta let this kid throw out a first pitch if Cal wins.
@Mariners
Seattle Mariners
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team player 🤣🤣
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