Kuntie Plopkins
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Hides Daily Mails, blocks Twitter Blue twats & snitch taggers. Britain's most hated racist PARODY (̶l̶o̶o̶k̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ e̶e̶j̶i̶t̶)̶. same @ on bsky
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Nadine Dorries has accidentally created a Matalan account.
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Apparently Zahawi's lawyers get nasty if you tweet anything about the fact he's being investigated by the National Crime Agency so I'd better not tweet anything about it eh?
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Nadine Dorries: £40.48 per hour for doing FUCK ALL
Liz Truss: £78.85 for decimating the economy
Junior doctor: £14.09 for SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES.
Who is worth more
@SteveBarclay
?
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Just paid £10 billion on PPE that turned out to be unusable. Insane.
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Parliamentarians should not hide their money in offshore accounts.
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I couldn't care less about Holly Willoughby & Phillip Schofield getting to see the coffin before anyone else - I DO care about the things that the ERG are doing whilst the media is only reporting what Holly & Phil are doing....
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Farage is a NOBODY. He is not an elected politician & I'd like to know why this self promoting populist with such close links to Russia is getting so much fucking airtime on the BBC?
@BBCBreaking
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Anyone else get the feeling that their whole rotten house of cards is about to come crashing down in the most spectacular manner - imminently...?
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Dear
@BBCNews
Why aren't you mentioning disgraced ex PM Boris Johnson's failure to comply with
#covidenquiry
by failing to release his old mobile phone with WhatsApp messages despite a strict deadline? Surely this is contempt?
Another complaint will be going in
03700 100 222
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The utter gall of this cvnt being all over the media this morning talking about "illegal drug use".
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So apparently Braverman has said that "migrants" who come here in small boats "possess values which are at odds with our country". I presume she means humanity, empathy, compassion & generosity of spirit?
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So let me get this right, all that performative shit from Farage was so that his boss at GBeebies could make a tidy profit from betting against NatWest, am I right?
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There was an MP called Wragg
Who desperately needed a shag
He did something silly
Sent pics of his willy
All wrapped in a union flag
#WilliamWragg
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You boy! Tell Sunak I'm well over 50 & he can fuck right off!
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Apparently Boris Johnson's press officer is threatening legal action for suggesting he visited the palazzo of an ex-KGB officer with a Russian violinist when he was foreign secretary so whatever you do DON'T retweet this picture of Boris Johnson standing completely alone.
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Breaking News: Charles thought to have passed the Duchy of Cornwall to William from the left hand side....
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Having heard that odious clip of Graham caught off camera I'd happily donate to a crowdfund to help
@mrjamesob
sue the arse off him.
It's one of the most repulsive things I've ever heard, are ofcom aware how these people behave?
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Apparently the Met police have advised against women carrying rape alarms as they're concerned that this may lead to a number of Met police officers being unable to continue being sex predators
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Oh come on, haven't we all accidentally attended an ex KGB member's Umbrian villa party immediately after a NATO meeting without our security detail & shortly after the Salisbury poisonings? It's a very easy mistake to make
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They've just revealed Suella Braverman's Wordcloud...
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I followed
@GaryLineker
when he was making a bold stand against various injustices. He seems to be a brilliant bloke but the downside is he appears to have a habit of tweeting rather excessively about football.
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And what did I tell you not to do?
Impregnate my wife's sister then elevate our child to the HOL when she's old enough....
And what did you do?
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Before judging Bernie Ecclestone ask yourselves "who amongst us hasn't accidentally misplaced £400m of overseas assets?". Its an easy mistake to make.
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Quick questiin - why aren't people rioting? I remember the poll tax riots & they seemed to work a treat.
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Archbishop speaks out about immoral Tory immigration plan & suddenly a minor driving offence (25 mph in 20 mph zone) from October is on bbc news feed. Get Gibb, McAndrew & Davie OUT - this is not impartial reporting
@Ofcom
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This tweet is a resigning matter.
This is what we’re up against.
The Labour Party, a subset of lawyers, criminal gangs - they're all on the same side, propping up a system of exploitation that profits from getting people to the UK illegally.
I have a plan to stop it.
Here’s how 🧵
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Bloody Mo Farah, coming over here & winning 4 Olympic gold medals for the UK...
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She's bringing them all down with her isn't she?
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Whilst we're discussing soft furnishings, specifically Angela Rayner's cushions, may I remind you of disgraced ex PM Boris Johnson's £840 a roll wallpaper....
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Dear
@BBC
&
@bbcquestiontime
This tweet should persuade you that the bilious hate filled climate change denier
@JuliaHB1
should never ever be given a platform on the BBC again
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Whilst we're on the subject, why isn't anyone mentioning Rees-Mogg's tax affairs
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Spare a thought for the Met - I know it's taken quite a while to arrest Daniel Khalife but in their defence he wasn't female, walking too slowly or carrying a Just Stop Oil placard...
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Hey
@RishiSunak
Do you think it's OK for one of your ministers to be indulging in "hateful conduct" on social media?
@BBCNews
@DailyMirror
@SkyNews
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Christ I wish Chris Bryant was PM...he's amongst the best there is
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Breaking: Government reveals new domestic violence tsar
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Pretty sure Legionella is one of Stanley Johnson's offspring
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SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY AXING NEWSNIGHT WHEN MRS BROWN'S FUCKING BOYS AND BLANKETY FUCKING BLANK STILL BEING FUCKING AIRED?
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Anyone else have an unsettling feeling that it's all getting a whole lot nastier?
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That Brendan Clarke wotsit is a bit of a cunt isn't he?
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Dear Advertising Standards
@ASA_UK
I'm seeing more & more of this sort of nonsense - Tories trying to pass themselves off as "green". It's misleading & cynical manipulation. Most Tory MPs appear to have removed any mention of which party they represent from their Twitter account
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When you arranged a pub night but nobody turned up because you wouldn't shut the fuck up about Coutts....
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I'm beyond angry. These corrupt lying bastards are attempting to shut down anything that might reveal what they've done.
How fucking dare they?Where's the "integrity"
@RishiSunak
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Every one of these fuckers needs to be held accountable for the sake of those affected by Covid
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Why on earth doesn't
@carolvorders
sue that hideous Mercer woman for defamation? The woman appears to be obsessed with Carol to the point where it's bordering on stalking.
I honestly think she needs help.
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Madam, please stop exactly where you are. We've had a report that you haven't thanked Gillian Keegan yet
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It's like fucking groundhog day with this lot isn't it?
Breaks ministerial code, won't resign, "they have apologised" bullshit bullshit blah blah blah ethics advisor rinse & repeat ad infinitum.
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Might donate 51p to Wooton so I can leave a message on his crowdfunding page calling him a grifting abuser who drove Caroline Flack to suicide
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This government is asset stripping the country before it's booted out - we're literally being mugged by these crooks.
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Apparently Nadine Dorries has been trying to send her CV to "Hanseong Consulting" since yesterday.
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Breaking news: rumours are coming in that Angela Rayner put some recyclable items in the refuse bin in 2020.
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A reminder that "Suella Braverman" is an anagram of "anal bum reversal".
You're welcome.
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Why haven't they been processing asylum claims? Why wouldn't they cooperate with France to have a processing centre the other side of the channel?
It's all political bullshit to appeal to their thick racist supporters. It's to create wedge issues to divert you.
Get them out.
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The government is attempting to gag the Covid enquiry yet BBC Breakfast's main "news" story is Phillip Schofield? Do fuck off & stop taking us for idiots. Gibb, Davie & McAndrew need to be binned.
@BBCBreakfast
#CovidEnquiry
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Why has somebody who is being investigated by the National Crime Agency been given a platform on Sunday w Laura Kuenssberg, a high profile BBC political programme? Apart from bias by BBC, doesn't this potentially compromise any criminal investigation?
@bbclaurak
@MichelleMone
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Why is Carole Cadwalladr having to pay Banks' legal costs despite her actions being found to be in the public interest? Can she appeal?
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In all my time on Twitter I honestly don't think I've ever seen anyone having the piss taken out of them as much as you're all taking it out of Gullis tonight.
Well done everybody, carry on 🤣🤣🤣
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I feel physically sick.
What if, & I know it's unlikely, but what if they make Braverman leader.?
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Ladies who lunch! Julia Hartley Brewer, Sarah Vine & Isabel Oakeshitt pictured yesterday at a "working" lunch...
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How on earth is it remotely acceptable for Nadine Dorries, minister for "digital culture" amongst other things, to retweet this? Is this our level of political discourse? Doesn't she remember Jo Cox & David Amess?
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First they came for Dan Wooton & I didn't say anything as I was so busy pissing myself laughing that I almost missed this 🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉
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There was an old perve called Bone
Who repeatedly lowered the tone
He did something silly
And took out his willy
So out of The House he was thrown
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Who is your number 1 person that you want to punch in the face when you see them on TV?
Mine is Priti Patel.
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Poor Sue Ellen seems to be making a habit of losing court cases. I wonder whether this is why she gave up the legal profession 🤔
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There appears to be a FREE Trump rally - it would be a shame if we all booked tickets & forgot to attend eh?
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Yet again Mark Francois has been cruelly overlooked as a possible party leader.
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So it turns out that "Eat out to help out" was actually "Eat out to spread it about" which is what anyone with a modicum of intelligence was calling it at the time.
#CovidEnquiry
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Breaking news: The city of Liverpool has issued a statement denying any association with or responsibility for Nadine Dorries.
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Ronnie Wood?
@Otto_English
I mean cmon, how many stones do you know that dates back to almost a thousand years?
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Always been in awe of men, keeping their legs on through sheer willpower
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Can't think what it is about lovely Romesh Ranganathan that the hard of thinking gammonati have suddenly taken against.....
@RomeshRanga
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Please support Carole Cadwalladr - Banks is a lying misogynistic bully boy.
Democracy: The Fight Back
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We're at that delicous stage where the Tory party are literally eating their own now aren't we?
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Why is everybody apologising to bigoted populist dildo farage?
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I wasn't remotely interested in politics before these corrupt cunts came to power - I hadn't realised it was possible to loathe a government to this extent.
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If things go well in Uxbridge and South Ruislip this evening, I give you the next PM of the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 🙇🏻♂️
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There's one MP, claims poverty & is awarded thousands of pounds of our money in expenses yet eats in Michelin star restaurants 2 or 3 times a week...
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Might go & Rob a bank ...I'll be fine cos I'll apologise ..that's Tory ethics isn't it?
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Leader of Wellingborough Young Conservatives pictured earlier amongst queues of supporters
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