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@KungFuRandaa

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Tattoo artist•Body piercer•Aspiring MUA•She/her/or simply do not refer to me •🏳️‍🌈♍️•🇰🇪

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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
10 months
December bookings open . I have two studios: 📍Lumumba drive Thika rd 📍Woodley Estate Ngong Rd My instagram is @randerway for my portfolio 0729933466 for bookings
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
The homophobic bully turns out to be gay
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mimi
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quickly, what’s the worst trope to ever exist
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 months
i cant wait to get rich so i can gift my friends things like cows on their birthday
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@KungFuRandaa
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3 months
rolex ya 25k na ya 4k zote ni fake chukua tu hio ya 4
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@KungFuRandaa
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3 months
safaricom mnitolee pesa zangu lock savings nataka kuenda😒 #Rutomustgo
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 months
nilikua naota ati imerudishwa😭
@JoeKolaka
kolaka
2 months
Have you ever slept on that night when your phone has been stolen.
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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mtu ata haezi jua tuko kenya😂😂
@big_Kiim
GangstaBooh
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😭😭😭please-
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
11 months
The stupidest shit be giving me the ick ju sasa unafanya nini na profile photo kwa mpesa app
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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some babe beat the shit out of me outside 1824
@Carl_BrownJr
Carl Brown Jr. 🇯🇲🇩🇪
6 months
Gym peeps, what made y’all started working out ?
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
28 days
mnatusumbua na hizi drama zenu za kilimani wdym umeconniwa plane ticket mara mbili😭
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 year
Okay🫢
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@KatheuNzyimi
Mical☁️💋
1 year
Amesema he’s the prize🤣😭
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 year
Ata mimi deni yetu ikipita 20k sioni kama naeza kulipa wacha tu tukosane
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Hawa ni wale watu unaskizanga tu uongo zao ndio wasiskie vibaya
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
6 months
nikona shida mingi lakini uzuri sina mtoto
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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the day i graduate im going to post it as an ad on twitter
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Kueka juice cola kwa maji ya kupika ugali
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Pizzylee
2 years
5. What led to the worst beating you received from your parents?
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
Im waiting for the trauma to accumulate properly so when I finally go to therapy i get more value for my money
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
🍅🍅🍅
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 months
unaitwa kwamboka na huna kazi
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
18 days
Client today has a privacy screen protector. Bored affff
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
8 months
Mtu ata hajali kama unarukwa na akili, anajaribu tu kukuscam
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Not my delivery guy posting my girl’s package on twitter😟
@owenkk7
captain hook 🪝
2 years
Thank you baby 🥺❤
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 months
just ordered my airfryer from HiStyle pray for me
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
28 days
its going to be someones birthday dinner every weekend from now on till 2025
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Mwang!
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Can we have September this year without September babies? Pls, abeg.
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 months
hii ukienda kununua kila mtu anatoka kwa ofisi kuangalia nani huyo mjinga hivyo
@mansaplus
Mak Mansa
2 months
When the developer gets it right on the lighting! Ksh.375M 4bedroom + Guest House on 0.5Acres in Runda. Detailed Tour Loading. If interested, call Ray on +254719186889
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
5 months
she doesnt know the unknown number calling her is me via radio jambo
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
5 months
wacha nisome watoto wangu wasijue sambaza ni nini
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 months
when the hangout involves using chopsticks
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Kahush:
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xtal
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just woke up from the kitanda
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
8 months
Miaka 23 unafanya nini winetails
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Me preparing to ask the keg waitress if i can pay 130 using my card
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 months
the idea of ostracizing the police is actually great cause imagine akienda kupanda mat akatazwe, mama mboga wakatae kuwauzia, supermarket attendant akatae kumuuzia, maji na stima zikatwe mnathani they wont go on their knees?
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
If i ever get cheated on I’m not telling anyone
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
One pandemic at a time pls❤️
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Mutinda
2 years
This needs to drop like yesterday @lilmaina_
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 month
sikue ziende haraka watu wa strathmore wakufe
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 year
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Wacha niitishe pesa ya kununua umbrella
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@KungFuRandaa
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3 months
kama wewe sio mrefu utakaa teacher on duty be warned
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Me today😭
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 years
When i die i want someone to tweet for me how can i die if i already dode, like
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
6 months
msiniite birthday tena. pesa yangu imeisha
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
5 months
in 2007 i should have started saving to buy a 3 bedroom in syokimau instead of being in nursery
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 months
na kama ulinipromise utanioa kama nitakua single at 30 ujue sijasahau
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
7 months
Ill start ending my relationships on good terms to gather bridesmaids
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@KungFuRandaa
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9 months
Tumeanza upya
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Touched my first own six figures last month
@Kimuzi_
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Guys, I want to hear your success stories of 2022
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 years
Wacha niwork hard watoto wangu wasifunzwe kufix sigara imevunjika
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2 years
Na watengeneze vape ya pombe
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@KungFuRandaa
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7 months
She is so mean and unfriendly i have GOT to fuck her
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 months
niggas who talk about women like that would kill you btw
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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Nakhumicha and Kithure Kindiki downfall
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@KungFuRandaa
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“Haya tupatie hio quarter kubwa basi”
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
Dont worry babe, its just a tweet The tweet:
@Beverlyne__
Bev
3 years
I know I'm settling for less than I deserve but I really like him 🥺
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Simu ikona ile cover kubwa sharp ya louis vuitton unaeza itumia kama weapon
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Nairobi lesbians:
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@KungFuRandaa
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8 months
Unaandika hadi subtopics you cannot be saved
@odipo3d
D££P
8 months
Uchovu wa siku nzima
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 year
Siku ziende haraka ukufe
@Shann_099
Shan♥️
1 year
Men unaeza kula ata uyu wa class 8?🙄
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
5 months
nimenunua wine ya 400 jumia im really not scared of anything
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Randa Tattooist
3 years
🍅🍅🍅
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
5 months
walai sitawai kosa kuvote tena
@NjeriWaMigwi
Njeri Wa Migwi™
5 months
The anger l feel, the helplessness, the rage where do you channel it to? That man holding his dead child who drowned😭 How much anguish, fear and terror is enough for this Ruto administration to be moved by the dire straits the floods have left us ? Am l the only one going mad?
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@KungFuRandaa
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If you start calling yourself ugly around me best believe im agreeing with you
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@KungFuRandaa
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if i had an airfryer u guys would never hear from me again
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 years
Top three most loyal people are people who still go to alchemist, dejavu and buruklyn boys fans
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 years
Id be unstoppable if i knew how to dance
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 years
Nipitishie hio pair of pants doesn’t sound right either
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🧚🏽‍♂️ badmon 🍄
2 years
your nigga could be so fine and then he says things like “nipitishie hiyo toja” pls, wtf is a toja ??? 😭
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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2024 bado unafungua simu na pattern?
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Tumeskia!!😭😭
@whoisnashiii
natasha:)
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What’s going on Android users?😭😭u guys are terrifying me
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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@owenkk7 it was bad hadi face id ilikua inakataa kufungua simu
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2 years
Scaring my friends who’ve forgiven their cheating partners
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4527 3674 8982 7124 725 Exp: 05/25 Buy whatever you want
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
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@temsbaby Who is this?
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Xeniah Manasseh just be doing shit man. Why is sis in a pharmacy fr
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80 percent of pharmacists at hospitals not qualified
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fake idgafer nimejipata na ulcers
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Me in highschool after flirting with my crush by telling her "nice prep"
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1 year
4000 ni 28$ we’re in hell
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If youre suicidal just go to an event organized by ignition
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@KungFuRandaa
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Chantelle was real for rhyming tokelezea with tokelezea
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*me at the threesome* "madems mpo?"
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 year
Once you start dating employed people theres no going back
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No one is stopping you from talking about it?😭
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Randa Tattooist
2 years
Abolish tiktok therapists and the online mental illness tests
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Randa Tattooist
3 years
My gf breaking up with me in the middle of a chemistry lesson via a sticky note
@_knowhilda_
Hilly
3 years
Fighting tears in class is a skill you gotta learn in highschool 😭😭
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@KungFuRandaa
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3 years
🍅🍅🍅
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@KungFuRandaa
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2 years
Pronouns zikikushinda si uongee tu kiswahili
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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Dr. Salim Ishmael @salimishmael_ has been missing for more than two days now where is he?? #rejectWILLIAMRUTO #RutoMustGo
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Randa Tattooist
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@Kimanzi_
Kimanzi®™
3 months
Kila mtu ni Gen Z
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
December bookings on going after my two month long break My studio is located at Woodley Estate, Ngong Rd. Nairobi 0729933466 for bookings or @randerway on ig
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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just completed my 3rd yr of pharmacy school!
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
This week’s tattoos I’ll be posting weekly from now on Dm me or call 0729933466 for bookings Located at Ndemi Garden, Ngong Rd. Nairobi
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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Some of my favorite pieces from July . Located at Ndemi garden, Ngong Road, Nairobi . Dm or call 0729933466 for bookings My portfolio is on instagram @ randerway
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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They look so good together
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
1 year
Ai🤣🤣
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@nolimitpapi02
2x🅿️api
1 year
@wendizznits Hio ni 15k. Iko Ady na phone case ya blue
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
3 years
We dont care
@itsmontyj
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im both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
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i put mine in the graveyard so if any of them calls its like a scratch to reveal
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@maubaddie
⭐️ner
2 months
I finally deleted the contacts of my ex situationships
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@KungFuRandaa
Randa Tattooist
2 years
Spotify wrapped but its my love life this year:
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@KungFuRandaa
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twitter users when they discover contentment
@Dendricck
Lord of the Ricks
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There's no single part of this video that I saw and was like, "hell yeah"
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@KungFuRandaa
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lord take all my suffering and give it to strathmore women #RutoMustGo
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