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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
This video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
How do you lose elections in black and white, 360p, 720p, 1080p and now 4K ??? 😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
How are you bigger than your cows?
@AtwoliDza
Francis Atwoli NOM (DZA), CBS, EBS, MBS.
3 years
My brother Hassan from Garissa County on a visit at my Ildamat Farm in Kajiado County.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
When we win I’m English, when we lose I’m Kipsigis.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Gachagua looks like he gets his hand out the window of a car instead of using indicators.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Uzuri Martha can personally visit the voters she brought and console all 32 of them.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Nilimwambia 0.01 grams ni 142,000, not votes.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Elections is coming and the two main candidates we have is the deputy of the guy responsible for all this mess and the guy endorsed by the main guy responsible for all this mess. Lose - Lose situation. ALL BECAUSE WE CANNOT SEE PAST TRIBES.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Baba heading to Buckingham with his papers to contest on being the next queen.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
They’re actually doing what the TikTok guy suggested on the Express Way. 💉💉💉💉.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Zaha. Mzaha.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Vile mixologist anatolewa State House.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Olunga scores 200 goals a season in Qatar, that should’ve been the first red flag. 😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
We as Kiburi FC hereby reject the 2 previous results against Brighton and Brentford because of mathematical absurdity.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Doesn’t have the heart to play for United.
@goal
GOAL
2 years
Christian Eriksen has rejected a move to Manchester United, according to the Guardian ❌
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
5 months
Rashford tracking back.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Last year was wild. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
In this photo are two fully conscious adults who have CHOSEN to make our lives miserable. Any other narrative is false and outdated.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Wanataka ma bouncer wapewe guns? Why do you need a gun to make people queue in a straight line? Wapatiwe ruler na protractor.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 months
Kuna mubaba kwa supermarket amebeba dark chocolate ile ya baking. Huyu ana lala nje 😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
4 years
@HKane Surprised Bruno didn’t turn up for the Pen.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
What an era of GOATS.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Yesterday Ruto announces a nobody as his deputy president. Kalonzo today: Hold my watermelon juice.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
5 months
Zinchenko when it comes to defending Salah
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Bahati wants to go Parliament with 400 votes? 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
I sneaked up on Fred on day and saw his passport, my man is Jamaican but the club says he’s Brazilian.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Back in Ferguson era, the fridge was in the kitchen, now I see it on the pitch with a captain armband.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Look on the right, the free road. 😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
5 years
Kwani they never had clouds?
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Mendy for Chelsea. Mendy for Senegal
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
5 months
Onana has conceded FOURTEEN GOALS!!!
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Saka on his way back to London after realizing they invited him for racial balance
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
In a serious country, Uhuru would be behind bars.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Survived another year. Grateful. Happy birthday to me. 😌😌
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
A country that voted 3 times for ICC suspects.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
I had to 😭😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
It’s that time, never lost a game while wearing this beautiful beautiful kit. It’s Casemiro vs Milner, a solid 3-1 win is what I see.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
At this point if you’re mistreated at Alchemist after everything you’ve seen online, you deserve it. Natural selection.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Idriss Elbow
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Even the UK government is fighting bodaboda riders. Tough times indeed.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Is that Mudryk on the floor? 😭😭 Arsenal fans will milk this forever 😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Tomorrow morning Igathe explaining to the Equity board why he left.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
This is funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
Hall of fame
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Uhuru made it to Lewis Hamilton’s IG story. Good things are happening to bad people, why? 😭😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
All of them combined is 32 years, Liverpool alone waited 30 years. This agenda is as dead as your hairline.
@EricNjiiru
Eric Njiru
2 years
Since last league title win: Chelsea- 5 years. Man United -9 years. Arsenal -18 years.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Who did this? 😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Man Utd is unbeaten under the leadership of William Ruto. Tunaaaaanza upyaaaa.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
1 year
This is the last morning you’ll wake up with Arsenal on top of the league. Can I get an amen!!! 😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
If you can dream it, you can achieve it. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 months
That Antony appearance. Brother 🤢
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
The question is, where is your hairline ?
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@EricNjiiru
Eric Njiru
3 years
Where is Ronaldo? 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Koulibaly Full Time highlights against Leeds.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
Mummy wame stop BBI, amuka twende tu shoot ma elephant.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
Khaligraph solving the world’s problems one dm at a time. 😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
They are banning ticket sales not GoTV subscriptions.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 years
I am in support of Ukkraine but why is the UK Govt punishing me as a Chelsea fan because of all this?
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
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Arsenal need a goal and they bring on Germany’s LB. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Best believe once Sakaja is announced the Governor of Nairobi, 30 mins later Igathe will be appointed CEO of another dipstet company.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
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Work hard so that your pregnant wife doesn’t have to go dance to some strangers for a mere 9M.
@mymixtapez
My Mixtapez
2 months
Rihanna got paid $9 million to perform at the wedding of richest man in India, Mukesh Ambani
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Bandari Football Club. 💀
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
9 months
You never had one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@EricNjiiru
Eric Njiru
9 months
What happened to our rizz?
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Saddam
2 years
Pesa ya concerts iko lakini ya covid test hakuna? Putas!!
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Eric Bailly’s influence in English football cannot be overlooked. 😭😭😭
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Saddam
2 years
After this they said never again an Arsenal player 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
Our options now are Southgate, Lampard, Nuno, Ghost Mulee, 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Saddam
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
6 months
Going head to head with Ruto in terms of Kenya visits.
@konshens
KONSHENS
6 months
DEC 31st im gonna be somewhere in AFRICA!! Specifically ….. in the EAST👀 i claim it 🙌 😃 drop a flag n tell me where u think?
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
Why Uganda is doing better at the Olympics.
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Saddam
2 years
Raila has unveiled his 42 lawyers, more than the number of votes Karua got in Central.
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Saddam
2 years
How did Coutinho get his work permit so quick bro 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Me after I joined Man Utd. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Saddam
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Ruto akiingia tu hivi he should ban people from cooking on balconies.
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Saddam
2 years
Sleeping before 10pm is the greatest life hack of all time.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
ARSENAL FC is officially out of every competition, including AFCON. 😭😭
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Saddam
2 years
I have a feeling, if we beat Athletico we are winning the Champions League. I have a feeling.
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Saddam
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@DjJoeMfalme
DJ Joe Mfalme
13 years
What do prison showers and CAPS LOCK have in common? They both turn your o into O...Lmao...
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Saddam
2 years
We desperately need a goal. Antony:
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
I know bbg. 😭
@MarthaKarua
Martha Karua SC
11 years
@Saddam_KE you got it right!
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Saddam
2 years
Arsenal and Man Utd fans heading to Europa. 😂😂😭
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Saddam
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Fighting for your life when all you wanted was to play with toys like the other kids. 😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
Fake promises just like the shoes you’re wearing.
@RailaOdinga
Raila Odinga
3 years
BABA’s house will have many rooms; I have reserved the biggest one for our YOUTH. Hii si risto. INAWEZEKANA. #OneLove #Inawezekana . Kenya mpya INAEZA.
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Saddam
2 years
Our next CS for land. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
5 months
Onana every time Ziyech takes a freekick
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Saddam
2 years
Unaeka mafuta kwa gari unaenda mpaka Naivasha kuskiza nakshi mrembo, y’all are tough mfs.
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
You must be sick if you’re proud Ruto is your president.
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Saddam
2 years
Pleased to announce my 1 year extension to Kiburi FC. Took a pay cut to support the biggest club in England. GGMU
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Saddam
3 years
I need a good lawyer. 😭😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
Save it for a rainy day. The Caucasian Lukaku.
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Saddam
1 year
Bruh 😭💀💀💀
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
4 months
Now that Katt Williams said what he said, start thinking about kenyan “comedians” who’ve dressed as women. Eric Omondi, Flaqo, Kennar, That fat dude who rolls around with his fat wife. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Saddam
1 year
If this French Player was a chic from Nyeri, this is offside.
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Saddam
3 years
Maybe if I look like an elephant my mum will love me.
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Saddam
2 years
Sasa Mbunde ata kiss watu wapi?
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Saddam
2 years
This is the guy throwing toddlers in a pool? 😭😭
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
I prefer not to speak.
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Saddam
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@fckeveryword
Fuck Every Word 2.0
4 years
fuck winning
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@Saddam_KE
Saddam
2 years
My Deputy president has said beard gang people are just broke. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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