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So. Totally proposed to Sara today.
She totally said yes.
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Children in the replies: Waaah, she was picked by production
Also:
CONDRAGULATIONS
@tiakofi
She’s your Queen of the Mothertucking World and WINNER of
#DragRaceUK
vs The World S2 🌍
#iPlayer
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Remember when Eurovision had a FAQ section for Russia being in Eurovision when they waged war on Ukraine, and broke countless EBU rules?
No, because they got suspended from the fucking EBU for breaking the EBU's fucking rules.
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#Eurovision
Predictions 2033:
• The winning song will be 3 minutes long or shorter
• The winning performer will have a central nervous system
• The winning country will be a member (or associate member) of the European Broadcasting Union
Bookmark this. You'll see I'm right
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@TheBalmasquez
@eohiggins
IT GOES OVER THE FUCKING NOSE...
*heavy sigh*
Some things never change
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@AdamIanKing
I know I say this as a man who is never going to experience an abortion, but I’m pretty sure nobody is going to go through an abortion for convenience.
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Who asked for this?
What "
#Eurovision
fan" wants to watch Eurovision in a vertical format, on their phone? For 2.5 to 4 fucking hours!?
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Hey
@JamesAcaster
@EdGambleComedy
I’m at
@darlishicecream
in St Albans, where they do BAKLAVA ice cream sandwiches (I’ve got Iranian pistachio ice cream in it too!)
It’s fucking AMAZING.
@OffMenuOfficial
@nocontxtoffmenu
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@irenethealien
I can't believe they edited out all that laughter, and this standing ovation from your performance
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@theageofslack
@mrjamesob
@Tom_Norm
@metpoliceuk
It'd be terrible if somebody ID'd him and sent this video to his employer
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$0.003 x Plays =
🇸🇪 Tattoo - $2940
🇮🇹 Due vite - $1610
🇳🇴 Queen of Kings - $1203
🇫🇮 Cha Cha Cha - $729
🇬🇧 I Wrote a Song - $648
🇮🇱 Unicorn - $362
🇦🇹 Who the Hell Is Edgar? - $289
🇫🇷 Évidemment - $275
Most-streamed
#Eurovision
2023 songs on Spotify (March 11):
🇸🇪 Tattoo - 980,156
🇮🇹 Due vite - 536,721
🇳🇴 Queen of Kings - 401,296
🇫🇮 Cha Cha Cha - 243,305
🇬🇧 I Wrote a Song - 216,103
🇮🇱 Unicorn - 120,690
🇦🇹 Who the Hell Is Edgar? - 96,564
🇫🇷 Évidemment - 91,710
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Cannot wait to get this Eurovision metal festival shirt
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@dadimakesmusic
@Eurovision
So what you're saying is... Gagnamagnið is returning next year... and every year... Just like Santa!? 😉
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@Anarchopixie
@BiNetUSA
@JayneBShea
No. I own all the rights to this image because I decided to do so based on a dream I had that I owned the copyright for it (but yeah, go for it)
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Ok I’m struggling now. How is this show 5½ hours for 15 songs and a load of shenanigans? Send help
#Sanremo2024
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THE FIRST SHOW ON THE BBC IN 2023 IS A EUROVISION CONCERT.
I couldn't have predicted that this time last year
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@mellowtonin
@katya_zamo
Got to give it to
@jimbodragclown
for just going “wooooow” and “I’m going to spin in a circle”
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@norminator
@DAVlDBYNCH
That bit about "the fucking queen" I could absolutely hear Chris' voice in my head.
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@sherrypienyc
@Santiagofelipe
@FlorenceDLee
@WingWeftGloves
When you find out there’s going to be a sex pest on
@RuPaulsDragRace
for the next few weeks.
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@MaddyMorphosis
I wonder if any people criticising the flats have tried standing hunched in the position you were in, whilst wearing heels. For possibly an hour or two (or more)
The physics of that just sounds so painful, if not near impossible
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3 years since Covid robbed Daði og Gagnamagnið of the first Icelandic win.
An official statement from the European Broadcasting Union on the
#Eurovision
Song Contest 2020.
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Huh... I dunno, this feels like a good reason to remove Israel's membership of the EBU
The EBU today condemns the record number of
#journalists
killed in 2023
A CPJ report shows the horrifying global total is a 44% increase on 2022. 3 out of 4 journalists died during the Israel-Gaza conflict
Our statement
↪️
#OurJournalistsOurFreedom
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Also, I'm already seeing a lot of Käärijä was the real winner tweets.
I didn't like those tweets with Chanel (and Sam) last year. I don't like them with Käärijä this year.
Loreen won fairly. Music is subjective and all that. Even for juries..
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This applause. The outpouring of love from an arena of people who just want to see the UK do well again.
So, tell me again, with a straight face that the reason we don't win is because Europe hates us
We’re not talking enough about how well James took his "nul point" and made happiness out of it. This was a great moment. Not to talk about everyone who got zero points who handled it like a professional! 👏
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@TiaKofi
It just amuses me when people blame everything they don't like on production... like they forget who is executive producer
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Can confirm that Mustii used all the voices submitted
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Juries need to be bigger, and more diverse.
A 60 year old conductor isn't going to understand how technically difficult controlled screaming is.
chris harms gave one of the hardest and most technical vocal performances of the year to get paid dust so anyway here’s why juries need reform
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@Anarchopixie
@BiNetUSA
@JayneBShea
Maybe all bi people should change their profile image to this in solidarity with
@JayneBShea
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@chr0nicallycute
I'm so northern I read "can you fuck" as if they were replying to somebody asking them for something they couldn't have.
"Can I have that last Yorkshire pudding?"
"Can you fuck!?"
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Some Eurofans really know fuck all about alternate music. Anything with a guitar and it all sounds the same to them.
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Omg can't wait to hang my Eurovision 2023 bunting featuring ALL 32 COUNTRIES, so I can show my support for such entries as Canada, Wales and *checks notes* Stretched Out Switzerland
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@Metro_Ents
@piersmorgan
Good on him! He was there to talk about something positive happening. It's not the job of black people to be constantly educating white people on racism. Google exists for a reason.
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Oh sweet Jesus.
We've already tried sending people who had chart success over a decade ago before, and it didn't work in 2013, it won't work in 2024.
The Eurovision audience is skewing younger & many won't know who she is!
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People are wondering why
@NetflixUK
had removed Little Britain and Come Fly With Me.... Hmm, let me think...
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@BluHydrangea_
Hey Blu, have you heard of greygender? It's a non-binary gender identity that I identify as.
Dunno if this will help you on your own voyage of discovery
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This handsome fella greeted me from his perch on top of a wheelie bin on my way to the doctors. Immediately interested in scritches and fusses. Would pet again 10/10
@thecatreviewer
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Eurofans Stop Comparing Everything Alternative To Cha Cha Cha 2024 Challenge
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Friendly little character in
@sainsburys
Lancaster car park. 10/10 for fluffiness, friendliness & matching corporate colours
@thecatreviewer
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Hey
@rinasawayama
, are you and
@AleshaOfficial
just trolling us now?
@SaturdayKitchen
#Eurovision2023
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When people ask me my sexual orientation from now on:
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Ok, I'm loving this new generation of artists who are fans of the contest and getting to take part!!
Today I found out Joost was a volunteer at Eurovision in Copenhagen 2014, serving drinks. “I was a fan and I saw a job opportunity.” 🍻
(🎥 full video VRT NWS )
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Interesting to note what
#Eurovision2023
host
@AleshaOfficial
is wearing on
#SaturdayKitchen
this morning...
@HeIsTheCuz
First look at Rina Sawayama's performance on The Graham Norton Show
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Amanda really could just walk into the round table room, banging a drum, shouting "I am a traitor, I am a traitor" and nobody would suspect her of being a traitor.
I bloody love her
#TheTraitors
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brocolli "jokes" in the online press centre.
Fucking hell.
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@guyverhofstadt
I am so glad to see you are still putting this idea out there! I was worried it had come and gone!
I'd happily pay a fee to keep the right to live and work in Europe!
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@shah_rymie
@thedave37
@MCU_Tweets
@Russo_Brothers
@Collider
You’d miss all 23 post credit scenes though
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@ascottreid
Why was Blanco stomping around like a toddler being a dinosaur in the playground?
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@harrisonjbrock
I really struggle with faces, and if somebody looks drastically different to the way I'm used to seeing them, I genuinely can't tell if it's the same person.
So I ask, in all sincerity, is that actually Bimini, or is this a meme/shitpost and it's someone who looks like them?
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*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yup, that's me, Billy Steel. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
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Dear Football fans, I hope you have a lovely football eurovision
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"dreary thrash metal"
Show me you know nothing about metal music in three words.
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@Tony_Diver
Hey
@cllrnadeemahmed
you say "one bad apple" twice in this video.
I feel like there is a saying that uses that phrase, please could you remind me? It's on the tip of my tongue but I just can't recall, I'm sure you'll know it, though.
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The allocation draw!?
On TV!?
In this economy!?
Thank you
@bbceurovision
Get ready for
#Eurovision
2023!
Join
@Rylan
and
@AJOdudu
for the Handover and Allocation Draw, where we'll find out which countries are competing in which Semi-Final 🎉
Live from Liverpool, Tuesday 31st January at 7pm on
@BBCTwo
and
@BBCiPlayer
🥳
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I've found the shittiest, most gatekeeping take on Eurovision in the whole land over on the OGAE Facebook group. You'll be glad to know that OP is getting ROASTED in the comments
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@thecatreviewer
Chill cat, totally nonplussed to my presence but still came for a quick fuss before lying down again 10/10 would fuss again
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@thecatreviewer
local cat came to greet my girlfriend and me one out way into town. 10/10 for cute noseywose and posing for the camera
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Once again, another example of Eurovision killing careers...
"Jolene” featuring
@thisismaneskin
is AVAILABLE NOW as part of the Download Exclusive Version of Rockstar, only at !
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Poor little sickly stray ginge that's been janging around the carpark for where I live was really struggling with the heat today. He's finally getting used to me though and will allow a little stroke. 10/10 for allowing me to get close after days of trying.
@thecatreviewer
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This. We've got synth prog metal, indie, gothic glam rock, performance art punk, stadium anthemic rock and classic rock! All wildly different sounding!
People saying there’s a huge lack of diversity this year as if rock music isn’t arguably the most diverse genre of music? Rock music isn’t simply rock music.
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Super friendly park kitty in Houghton Regis. 10/10 for allowing fusses. Would fuss again
@thecatreviewer
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