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Sarah Michelle Gellar enthusiast. Senior Pop Culture Writer @TheTab • VICE, Dazed, MixMag, The Face, Big Issue 📧 harrison @thetab .com 🪩 he/him

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Harrison Brocklehurst
3 years
@ The Guardian, I’ll give you one hour to delete
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Does woke now just mean … people of colour on the tv
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Dr Who and his new assistant. Diverse. Unwatchable woke garbage.
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why are they taking that tone with us
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Kate Middleton’s team issues statement to Page Six amid online speculation on her whereabouts: “Kensington Palace made it clear in January the timelines of the Princess’ recovery and we’d only be providing significant updates. That guidance stands.”
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3 years
Put Trisha Goddard’s one sentence annihilation of Piers Morgan in the history books
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Why is The Unknown so… shy
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im losing my mind btw
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my analysis of the kate middleton photo saga is that they took her face from the vogue cover she did years ago and edited it in
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The “from Monday” thing always makes me laugh - is the virus on annual leave for the next 5 days or something?
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The government has announced it is reducing the number of people who can legally gather in England from 30 to six amid a rise in COVID-19 cases, effective from Monday For more on this and other news visit
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3 years
Might as well watch it through the window of the house next door fuckin hell
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3 years
#ComeOnEngland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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This woman is my arch-nemesis. This is what a life of reading The Sun and the Daily Mail results in
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She is the queen of all handwash. This bottle is cinema
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ASOS I really cannot stress enough how much this is NOT a bit of me
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“The Unknown” in the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience staffroom
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My ham and cheese toastie when I close the George Foreman lid
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2 years
If ITV don’t find this icon and get her in Big Brother next year they’re missing a trick
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6 months
why are they announcing it like Love Island did when Adam Collard returned
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He’s back 🔥 Congratulations @David_Cameron 👏
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6 years
HAHAHAHAHHA
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5 years
I will NEVER forget the time some girlies from my school interviewed everyone about their favourite pasta flavour and the fucking supply teacher just blurted out the most Tommy Robinson answer like it was nothing 😭
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Me debating whether to go the corner shop for a can of Coke
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4 years
Can’t believe tv was actually like this in the 2000’s
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5 years
Is everything okay with Courtney Cox
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The devil works hard but Monica Geldart doing 40 hour weeks on tiktok recreating every thing a teacher ever said in my 5 years of secondary school works harder
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4 years
OKAY here is the definitive ranking of all the Tracy Beaker kids, adults and whatever the hell Cam was:
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Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield have reportedly skipped the queue of crying children to get inside the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
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Over a year on and I still think about this video daily
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2 years
Me when someone tells me that I need to watch the first 6 episodes of a tv show before it gets good
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3 years
I’m actually losing my MIND at this unseen clip of Toby from Love Island saying he thinks that as a child you manifest what shoe size you’re going to be ????
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4 years
Me on my first day of working in cyber
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The Babadook stuns at the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience
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2 years
It’s just made me realise that I do not hate football or even find it boring, the problem all along was men
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My mum telling the dog I’m coming home next week hahahaha😭
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2 years
No I’m sorry Ant and Dec’s drag debut is better than most queens’ All Stars glow up
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Absolutely obsessed with this twink in the middle of his scallies what’s going on
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This is one of my fave tiktoks of 2023 and it deserves more acclaim
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3 years
It’s our vaccine time baby
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4 years
Think we’re really going to start seeing some change now we have our new health minister: Gemma Collins
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6 years
Me when I see an empty crisp packet blowing around the park
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2 years
Liz Truss quit now so she can spend tomorrow streaming Midnights by Taylor Swift without distraction
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3 years
I’m on my first gay night out in london and someone’s got a lateral flow earring … oh I’m never leaving
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I have a phobia of these sauce bottles
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2 years
Nah that cackle as she drives off is absolutely SENDIN ME
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@harrisonjbrock
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2 years
Today belongs to her
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3 years
Happy Saturday to these pictures of Bimini Bon Boulash which I currently can’t stop staring at
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Obsessed with these girlies bumping into Anastacia and her singing Left Outside Alone on the street to prove it’s actually her
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3 years
Can’t believe my eyes at this reply
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Why can he never just stand still and smile, always got to be giving it when marimba rhythms start to play
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3 years
Can’t believe this picture is real and can’t believe this is the first time I’ve ever seen it
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4 years
Here’s a thread of iconic moments from Harry Hill’s TV Burp that absolutely kill me off:
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2 years
A fever dream
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5 years
Okay here’s the definitive ranking of every single iconic Daphne outfit from the Scooby Doo films: A THREAD
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4 years
I CANT with The Tab tracking these lads down, asking them what they think of all the memes and one of them literally having the opinion I joked about them having in my tweet HAHAHAHA
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Absolutely devastated to hear the news about Nikki Grahame’s death. For people my age in 2006, she defined what it meant to be a reality tv personality before reality tv really became what it is now. Endlessly quotable, instantly beloved and a character no one will ever forget.
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Everyone smile! Today is the first day in 12 years where we don’t have to endure Holly and Phil pretending to be drunk on This Morning after the NTAs 🧘🏻‍♂️
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2 years
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that Luca from Love Island has Winston Churchill tattooed on his forearm #LoveIsland
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Prince Phillip playlist girly having to change the name and picture of it has absolutely finished me off 😭😭😭 how it started How it’s going
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my Nintendo Wii Fit board after I stepped on it in 2008:
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3 years
The Mayor of London pictured here with Sadiq Khan
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3 years
Red flag 🚩
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3 years
This is all I’m gonna say on it for the whole year: the word itself being in Fairytale Of New York doesn’t bother or offend me, but straight people being so angry & outraged at its removal and literally fighting and arguing for the right to sing it bothers me deeply
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Millie B’s glow up appreciation tweet 😍🙌✨✨✨
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Rest in peace Sarah Harding. Absolutely devastating and a huge loss - an integral part of a girl band that defined our generation growing up in the 2000s. Heartbreaking.
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Anyone: h- PopWorld nightclubs in every city of the country:
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3 years
I need to know which men Davina McCall speaks for that are finding themselves with crippling mental health because women are speaking loudly about their right to feel safe walking at night
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Quarantine’s driving me round the bend so here’s the Gogglebox families past and present RANKED!!!!
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5 years
Absolutely no one: The music in every episode of Spongebob Squarepants:
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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One year ago, ‘THE WOMAN KING’ released in theaters.
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Perfect content
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2 years
Now I’ve seen the carpet in Luca Bish’s house I now understand why he was so terrifying on Love Island because no one can stare at that all day and emerge sane. Going up to bed pissed at 3am on stairs like they’re from Ripley’s Believe It or Not
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if Truth Hurts by Lizzo can get to no. 1 two years after it was released, it’s not too late for Millie B’s seminal rap classic “Sophie Aspin Send”
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Justine Littlewood deserves an MBE for services to hair for maintaining the same scraped back ponytail for 19 years
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@aidanthereup It’s soooo funny that she acts so shocked when like that’s what she married in to how can she be so fuming
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It’s giving Thatcher
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Is it me or does it look like Joni has just been announced for I’m A Celeb
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Regret to inform you that Luca Bish from Love Island is starting a YouTube series called… The Bish n Chips Show
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Ant and Dec in this picture are sending me west
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At least Prince Phillip got to hear Bimini Bon Boulash’s UK Hun verse
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I truly live in fear of Disney adults. I’m glad they’re happy but stay away from me!
@whyouhatebilly
Jaylen Brown is a PUNK
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DisneyLand reopening seems to be an emotional event for some
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Lateral flow tests have got the scientific accuracy of a mood ring
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They look like they’ve taken their little nan out
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2 years
Get her in number 10 NOW
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The BBC wouldn’t allow same sex dance partners for 16 years but allowed this to happen without hesitation
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2 years
What is going on with One Direction band members and their accents
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Zane Lowe
2 years
Today is the day. 10am pt sharp. @Harry_Styles #HarrysHouse @AppleMusic
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3 years
Not to be too horny on main but these are the sexiest pics I’ve ever seen
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Actually sickening watching Alison Hammond be up his arse after he pledged to make life harder for LGB and particularly T people - the very community who made Hammond into the camp icon she profits off being today
@noahfinnadams
NOAHFINNCE 🤩
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love waking up and seeing rishi sunak being praised on this morning.. after that shit show.. absolutely fucking insane man
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Her silence on the titanic submarine is deafening
@FakeShowbizNews
Fake Showbiz News
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Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe there are more than 800 missing people in the UK. “Where the fuck are they all?” she said
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Goodbye friends of Hagrid
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2 years
One for the Twitter exhibition in The Tate gallery methinks
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3 years
Strong argument to be made that this was the most iconic photo taken in the last decade
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I can’t get over Jess doing Diana fancy dress for the icons party but looking more like Dawn from Gavin & Stacey
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3 years
Thank god for intelligent, articulate women like Dr Shola who have what it takes to criticise the professional shit stirring of Piers Morgan and the way he uses his platform, leaving him left with with no reply other than “leave my queen alone!”
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It’s been days and I still need to know what we’re laughing at… which part is the comedy
@muinatabdul
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The Lewis Capaldi edit on ASOS has me creasingggg
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Parents obsessions with their children using phones will never end despite the fact mine do nothing except scroll down their own
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Sam “Captain”
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Fair enough, my dad has absolutely done me here
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This is such a demolishing. Anton annihilated him hahahaha
@LoveIsland
Love Island
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Anton has always got the girls’ back 💞  #LoveIsland #AllStars
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