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chris

@kodi

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just another day; another dollar; just another reason to feel ten times smaller. my gender is yes. any pronouns are fine. @[email protected]

Joined March 2007
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@kodi
chris
1 year
top 12 of the decade so far for, you know, some definition of top several movies didn't make the cut because even though they are fantastic and I enjoyed them, I didn't connect to them personally the way I did these
@MadeOfMonsters
Made of Monsters
1 year
top 12 of the decade so far
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@kodi
chris
1 year
The Tokens were right. Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem.
@theadequate
Matthew Legare, Troubadork
1 year
Blue Swede was right. Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chaka.
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@joshchafetz
Josh Chafetz
1 year
I am begging people to remember that the victims of misogyny are not even remotely limited to the people at whom the misogynistic attacks are addressed. These attacks send the message that the only reason a powerful man might want a woman around is for sex.
@joshchafetz
Josh Chafetz
1 year
Folks, it's sexist to insinuate that a woman who is closely advising a male presidential candidate must be sleeping with him. Loomer is odious, and it is well-worth decrying her influence over Trump. There's really no need to dilute that message with sexist innuendo.
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@kodi
chris
1 year
Cool cool cool, now do Charles Foster Kane.
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chris
1 year
So I mean obviously in order to "run... to the White House" you have to be in the United States but Kamala Harris I am absolutely begging you to read the "Early Life" section of Lech Wałęsa's Wikipedia page.
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
1 year
Two middle-class kids. One, a daughter of Oakland, California, who was raised by a working mother and had a summer job at McDonald’s. The other, a son of the Nebraska plains, who spent summers on the farm. Only in America is it possible that the two of us would be
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@rachael_
Rachael Smith
1 year
NAP COMIX! #201 Anyone else really overthink children's picture books? Read all the NAP COMIX episodes for free on Webtoon: https://t.co/NYky6hQsYw Give me a tip to help me continue to make comics: https://t.co/IcpLs5RGCm #napcomix #mumlife #newmum #autobiocomic #diarycomic
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@kodi
chris
1 year
It is just so fascinating to me how @sonicdrivein took an extremely functional and polished app and made it almost worthless at almost exactly the same time they moved all of the discounts to app-only.
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@kodi
chris
1 year
My flags
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@SirOstapBender
Condemner of Nouns𓅃🔻
1 year
the couch chose the bear. jd vance will never recover from this
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@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
1 year
Dems in disconcerting levels of array
@sahilkapur
Sahil Kapur
1 year
AOC and Manchin out with enthusiastic praise of Tim Walz as VP pick
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@kodi
chris
1 year
HOLY SHIT I am in a relatively ordinary public space where music happens to be playing, and sandwiched in between radio hits from Billy Joel and Great White... Fucking "Waiting Room" by Fugazi just came on. I have no idea how this music is being selected, I'm so confused.
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chris
1 year
Hey, @sonicdrivein , does your app ever work anymore?
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@kodi
chris
1 year
What the ACTUAL FUCK, Disney?
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@kodi
chris
1 year
Haha oh shit I ended up on For You and it took my five minutes to figure out what the duck why my feed was so shitty all of a sudden.
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@kodi
chris
1 year
If a vampire entered your house on your invitation, and turned you into a vampire, but your title to the house is subsequently found to have been invalid, do you stop being a vampire? (n.b. I personally subscribe to the occupant theory of vampire invitations, not ownership.)
@MattHighton
Matthew Highton
1 year
If a Vampire has entered a house previously but then the house is sold, do they have to re-get permission to enter? Because if so I think I have a really tedious film in the works.
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@rachael_
Rachael Smith
2 years
NAP COMIX! #180 Thank you to Amy for guest-starring in today's comic! Read all the NAP COMIX episodes for free: https://t.co/NYky6hR0O4 Give me a tip to help me continue to make comics: https://t.co/fPZXDT08Fj #napcomix #mumlife #diarycomics #newmum #diarycomic #babycomic
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@gamray
Richard
2 years
@striker2fall Seriously mate what the fuck do you think I did here? Went out and bought some fake Greggs sausages, cooked them at home, jammed them into a fake Greggs baguette, got an old Greggs bag and then staged a fucking picture in my car? For what? For what fucking reason
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@kodi
chris
2 years
"This thing you like is bad, in fact everything like that is bad, I only like this other thing" is by far the worst genre of "you know, you could have just said nothing" post.
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chris
2 years
Refreshed my feed after seeing this video and assumed this photo was the next stop in the trip.
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Science girl
2 years
Relocating a rhino to a safer place
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@kodi
chris
2 years
$6 seems like an adequate tip on a $20 pizza delivery from a mile away, right? I don't understand how "leave it at the door, i tipped online" turned into "wait for me to come to the door and then stand there awkwardly for a minute like 'you know you could fucking tip, right?'"
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