Take me to apple bees and my soul is yours (I know I need a hair cut)

My current bench one rep max is two teddy bears on a stick

Just writing “yes please!” In the breed section

If someone offered you wet, ground up chunks of a hamburger you’d consider that pretty disgusting, but that’s what happens in your mouth when you eat a burger and its delicious Maybe you’re not ugly, you just need to be someone’s mouth or smth idfk whatever

Everyone should start freaking the fuck out and throwing up immediately

Have my final training today. Need to pass it to officially get the job. Gosh I'm nervous, I need this job so bad 😭

I don’t trust anyone who constantly talks about positivity or growing. Good people don't need to constantly affirm those things

If I was starving to death and you gave me a choice between a coke zero and bread im taking the diet soda every fucking time bro

This was genuinely me in college

My three beautiful little angels! I made them in test tubes and only gave them the genes necessary to feel pain and scream. I had to do this because I got bored

Surprise! Hope you guys enjoyed my smiling friends cameo in the latest episode

What every day of college was like for me

Whatever, genuinely just start freaking the fuck out my scarabs

Bro holy fuck why did I do that

Hasans the type of guy to lecture his date whos 10 years younger than him about a feminist book he never read but heard the synopsis of in a video once

Ever since I got this I've been lowkey having nightmares like crazy lol

Tonight... we sow 😈

This image is frying me bro 😭

Meow?

People will post with full confidence an analysis of something they’ve never actually seen