happy family 🥰

Rawrrr ,,

girl orgasms are so much better than boy ones istg

robert jordanheads wya

call me an ogier the way i slowly deteriorate when i'm away from home aka nixi

Noo don't be a sad puppy your ass is soo fat ,,

Come here and get smooched

pokémon day :D but first wife needs to be bred

Looks even better without the bra on,,

Good dog behavior

My boobs are like little soft pillows for u to rest your head on

new engagement bait just dropped

my happy family consists of: me my wife (nixi) our cat (achilles) our dog (olivia) wife's boyfriend (caedrel league of legends) wife's second boyfriend (joe burrow football) wife's third boyfriend (timothee chalamet before bald) approximately 500 plushies

call my followers Every Pokémon

considering how much promo i've seen of this movie in the last month and how iconic tron is surely people will stop hiring jared leto now right

Rubs it on u,, sorry,,

if my name was chris i'd say stuff like "this is really chrissing me off" or "i like my chips chrispy"

putting a basketball hoop over our bedroom door has improved our sex life drastically

I'm like if a dog did her injection 1 good puppy pls

jalen hurts is a hon (can't pass)

this is my first time witnessing the eagles tush push and i immediately hate it and think it's lame as shit fuck the eagles