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Is it because he's a goalkeeper?
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ITV get the goalless draw they deserve for selecting a match that should never have been considered for live broadcast.
FT. It ends level at Selhurst.
The replay is set to be played on w/c 15 January.
#EmiratesFACup
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Hi Matthew, those sour grapes you’re eating are making you very bitter about England’s progress.
🇩🇪 Germany’s route to the 2002 final:
Group stage:
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 8-0
🇮🇪 Ireland 1-1
🇨🇲 Cameroon 2-0
🇵🇾 2nd round: Paraguay 1-0
🇺🇸 QF: USA 1-0
🇰🇷 SF: South Korea 1-0
No country in World Cup history has ever had an easier route to the World Cup semi-final than England at Russia 2018. They've had to overcome Tunisia (poor), Panama (pub team), Colombia (no James Rodriguez) and Sweden (ordinary) to get to the last four.
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Bayern Munich's new kit pays tribute to Swansea City winning the League Cup in 2012-13.
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Wimbledon have revealed their new 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 away shirt, which will come in handy when they can't wear their 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 home shirt...
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Do you remember the riots of 2010 when Joey Barton and fellow patriots took to the streets in faux outrage about the St George's cross in four different colours...
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Here's a rare thing, Derby played Barnsley today and neither had a shirt sponsor.
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A victory for Wimbledon, for football and for mankind.
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Great stuff from West Ham, giving fans the choice of buying their new shirt without the sponsor (usually this option is reserved for kids' shirts).
Now that West Ham have done it, other clubs have no excuse not to offer the same option.
#WHUFC
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When I’m running FIFA, and it’s only a matter of time, this will happen:
▪️All kits will be used for a minimum of two seasons
▪️Football shirts will cost no more than £50
▪️Third kits banned (exceptions can be made in an emergency)
▪️Half-and-half scarfs also banned
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If you find yourself agreeing with 30p Lee, Farage and the diminutive Joey Barton then you've got a problem.
Lee Anderson and Nigel Farage among those to criticise Nike’s ‘playful update’ to the England flag
#TelegraphFootball
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"Knows where the badge is." Tidy bit of shithousing this morning from
@Boro
, mocking Trippier for pointing at nothing last week.
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Middlesbrough, who have an all-red first-choice kit this season, tonight against Huddersfield chose to wear blue. Bonkers.
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Banner at Ipswich on Friday protesting against the absurd decision to showcase a black kit at home as the game was on Sky.
Putting commercial interests ahead of identity, image and history.
Thanks to
@statto72
for the pic.
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See how good his longsleeve shirt looks compared to his mates wearing inferior short sleeves with a base layer.
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Nottingham Forest are so pleased to see Leeds United back in the Premier League that they're chosen Leeds colours for their away kit.
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@aaron1867
@wilfriedzaha
@IanWright0
Congratulations on providing the day's most moronic take on the racism directed towards Zaha.
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Did it not cross anyone’s mind at
@CambridgeUtdFC
that the reason for the gap in the stripes is for the sponsor’s logo? Why on earth have they placed it so high!? 🤣🤣
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Came on as a sub when Man United were 3-0 up, VAR saved his team from an embarrassing defeat, didn't take a penalty, and this is how he reacts after after an extremely fortunate win. Horrible player.
#Antony
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▫️Raheem Sterling celebrating
▫️Karen Carney in the background
▫️Two lads having a grapple on the canvas
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Lucky Rory. That's one of the worst sponsor logos in football.
15-year-old Rory Finneran couldn’t wear a sponsored shirt for Blackburn on his debut today as he's too young to vape 👀
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Liverpool next season, and Liverpool this season. Another gruelling day for the Nike designer...
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Against all the odds on a shoestring budget too...
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The badge is sacrosanct, you don't replace it with a shape. Nice shirt, but what they've done with the badge is an insult to Everton fans.
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Chelsea have chosen not to wear their blue home kit today, so are wearing their blue away kit instead 🤷♂️
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Ipswich Town tonight wearing black at home against Derby County simply because they want to. What a farce.
Derby don't come out of this sorry affair unscathed as they've also changed kit unnecessarily.
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As moronic, disgusting and embarrassing a kit decision we have seen. Arsenal shamefully in blue against Man City.
#MCIARS
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There's going to be people raging because the new England away shirt...
... isn't red 🥱
...or is same colour as Scotland 🥱
Ignore them. This is a quality piece of work. Love it. 🏴
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What are Nike thinking with Portsmouth's third shirt? Why do the halves not meet in the middle? Shambles.
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People on here sometimes suggest a retro kit day, a once a season opportunity for clubs to wear one of their classics.
Chelsea and Nike are today showing how it could be done. A simple idea executed superbly.
#CHEFOR
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Sadness in his eyes, knows his mates are going to take the piss for having to model that horror show.
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Peter Schmeichel wants his goalkeeper shirt back from Bristol City.
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MASSIVE new shirt sponsor for Barnsley. Way too big and utterly hideous.
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England in orange at home against the Netherlands in white is absolute nonsense, even though it's only a friendly.
#ENGNED
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Piss poor from Everton, who usually wear blue whenever possible.
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Just been sent this. To be fair, what a player Blank is for Celtic.
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Quirky one last night. Fin Cartwright made his Middlesbrough debut aged 16 years and 161 days (club's second youngest ever player) without the usual betting sponsor. Thanks to
@Boroshirts
for this one.
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New West Brom away/change kit hits the spot, a return to their traditional yellow and green colours and Puma have executed it brilliantly. Altering the colour of the sponsor’s logo makes all the difference.
#WBA
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🚨 Double away kit klaxon, England and Denmark making a mockery of international football. 🏴🇩🇰
#ENGDEN
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New Everton home kit. A solid first effort from hummel, no major risks being taken, looks good.
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No escaping the fact that the kit choices here make a mockery of the game: nothing more than a platform to encourage shirt sales.
#ENGBEL
🏴🇧🇪
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Major downgrade, from Classic Shirts to a betting company with two logos.
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It appears that
@UnderArmourUK
and Southampton have forgotten the fundamental basis for an away/third kit is to provide an alternative colour option to the home kit. Unbelievable.
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Should be immediately banned from all UEFA competitions until further notice.
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Just discovered these pics of Bobby Moore in his San Antonio Thunder kit in 1976 and now you should see them too. Sensational.
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Get back in the stand you gobshite.
Yesterday, the Bundesliga’s bottom club Darmstadt lost 6-0 at home to Augsburg.
At full-time, one of the club’s ultras went onto the pitch to address the players in front of the stand. They’re 12 points from safety with 10 games left to play.
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Again Nike have produced a training shirt for England arguably better than the match shirt.
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Amusing to note that
@FootyAccums
have deleted their embarrassing tweet from last night about West Brom’s iconic away kit.
Stick to what you know, which is encouraging people to burn money away gambling.
If you missed it, here’s the crap
@FootyAccums
tweeted:
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See that
@888sport
have deleted their misjudged tweet from last night about West Brom’s brilliant away kit.
Unfortunately for them, managed to get a screenshot of their offending tweet.
Clearly the kid looking after their social media knows nothing about WBA’s history.
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The last three West Brom home/away kits: same supplier, same sponsor, same badge, same colours.
#WBA
Keep them for two years, save the fans some money, allow kits time to burn their way into the consciousness, don't bin really good designs (especially 2018-19) after 12 months.
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The sad demise of Barcelona: from a club which once refused shirt sponsorship, to one so strapped for cash they'll happily carry a pic of Drake's owl logo in
#ElClasico
.
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Football in the gutter, part 289: England in blue against Republic of Ireland in white.
#ENGIRL
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Which clubs are keeping their kit (home, away or third) from last season? Need to give credit where it's due. Accrington Stanley will wear the same home kit for the third season in a row!
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Such an insufferable bellend, this fella.
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Pay £12.66 for the new Southend United shirt without a badge or £45 for one with it.
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This is getting silly now. These were the socks of Viktor Johansson yesterday, Rotherham's keeper.
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That Stevenage kit then...Jesus Christ. The stripes are so narrow it'll look pink from afar. Bully would've loved it, but he's dead now and somewhat ironically was eaten in a Burger King restaurant.
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Well done
@officialgtfc
. In response to The Super League bollocks, they're holding a shirt amnesty - hand in your shirt from one of the money-hungry wankers for a Grimsby shirt.
👉
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Great stuff from Huddersfield Town today, a free shirt to each of their fans who travelled to their game at Southampton. “A thank you for your amazing support,” they said.
Suspect these were unsold stock, and it will not have cost much, but still a grand gesture.
#SOUHUD
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For the away kit, Nike have given Portugal a kids t-shirt from Primark.
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Name a Twitter account that encourages gambling and knows fuck all about football kits.
Spoiler: The answer is
@FootyAccums
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Wonder if this moment will end up on his GoPro? Mind, nobody wants to see Milton Keynes winning. Ever.
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Let this be a lesson to anyone old enough to tie their own shoelaces: stop begging for shirts.
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Class by Jack Grealish, after scoring he did the celebration he promised this young fan ⬇️
"It is my dream to meet you in real life. Imagine meeting your idol."
@ManCity
mad Finlay wrote an emotional letter to his favourite player and hero,
@JackGrealish
. What followed was a moment he'll never forget.
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£125 or £85 for the stadium shirt? Disgraceful and pure greed. Don't blame people for using DH Gate instead.
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This was an open goal for
@hummel1923
, using their iconic template as the basis for their return to Coventry City was the obvious route to go down and it’s a triumph. 👏🏻
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Nottingham Forest's kit looks so much better, particularly the away, since removing the logo of the bust Football Index.
#NFFC
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What a comeback from Steve Fletcher's hair! Incredible scenes. 👏
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Man City choosing not to wear sky blue today for commercial reasons, because money is more important to them than identity.
#LIVMCI
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Excellent from Brighton/Nike. And thanks to
@KitNerdUK
for putting this together.
Got to love Brighton's commitment to using the away as the next season's third 👏
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Here we go again then, the Premier League season starts again tonight.
They should’ve done this team photo every year with one player from each team, would be great to look back on the evolution of kits.
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After Wolves wore a green third kit last season because of Mexican striker Raul Jimenez, perhaps it's inevitable they've gone for a Portugal kit this time. 🇵🇹
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