I stared into the inkwell & I saw gleaming marbles
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Somebody somewhere in the Universe owes me a drink and that someone and somewhere is you Right here Right Now!!
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Joined April 2009
Maybe we should all just go back to phones that can only makes calls and play snake, and the news at 10. Reckon people would be less angry and less likely to be a fucking know it all expert on everything
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The Teletubbies after listening to Joy Division.
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My therapist asked me to keep a dream diary but she is very attractive so I’m going to have to edit some of them out.
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if you’re new to twitter, we have one very important rule here… if you see someone sharing good news or celebrating, you celebrate with them. even if you don’t know them. and it’s the best part of this whole app.
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This is our parody of "Piece of My Heart" by the amazing Erma Franklin. Our version addresses the current situation unfolding with #Trump and #Greenland, and has rude words - it's called "Piece of Denmark". In solidarity with all fellow Europeans facing tariffs and trauma. #25th
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This is our parody of "Piece of My Heart" by the amazing Erma Franklin. Our version addresses the current situation unfolding with #Trump and #Greenland, and has rude words - it's called "Piece of Denmark". In solidarity with all fellow Europeans facing tariffs and trauma. #25th
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This is our parody of "Piece of My Heart" by the amazing Erma Franklin. Our version addresses the current situation unfolding with #Trump and #Greenland, and has rude words - it's called "Piece of Denmark". In solidarity with all fellow Europeans facing tariffs and trauma. #25th
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UK PM Keir Starmer reacts to Cadet Bone Spurs claiming that allied troops stayed back behind the front lines in Afghanistan to avoid combat: “457 of our armed services lost their lives, many more were injured. So I consider Trump’s remarks to be insulting and apalling.”
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The dedication and sacrifices of the men and women in the British Armed Forces from the UK, Commonwealth, and beyond, to protect our freedoms and support our allies deserves our deep and ongoing respect and gratitude. Our nation’s support for our Armed Forces is never in doubt.
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This month in 1984, 'Speed Your Love To Me' was released as the second single from Sparkle in the Rain, with backing vocals provided by the brilliant Kirsty MacColl.
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Any anyone not been able to see replies on @X
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#bbcqt The trouble is, with this new town you will need more schools, doctors surgeries and 80's themed pubs #Macclesfield #Adlington
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#bbcqt Most people under 35 cannot afford a house in #Macclesfield
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#bbcqt She was doing OK until she forgot which election we were voting on ........and that she's only once voted before sums it up. Never change #Macclesfield
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#bbcqt Yes....Next question
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