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my sobble after the lost zone deck revives it to kill it 3 more times
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lots of gang activity in milwaukee today… very scary stuff!
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@americanblonde9
@CallaWalsh
i think you just sold me on not letting the senile grandparents vote
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finally i’ve found a challenger
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since the pokémon center staff didn’t stop one guy from buying out all the mats and deckboxes it’s our duty as a community to bully that scalper for morally bankrupting our passion
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@bihar78
@americanblonde9
@CallaWalsh
neither liberal nor a democrat but run that next tweet i know there was a straw man point you were trying to get at there so i’ll play pretend with u
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@bihar78
@americanblonde9
@CallaWalsh
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha sorry feel free to make a real point if you were ever planning on it i’m busy laughing at you because fascists always call socialists fascists hahahahahahahahahahayoudumbfuckinidiothahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@c_rock022
@Chris1197
@softnsquishybby
@about15rodents
@HaidynStewart_
@Mariogirl17
@limitlessjest
@goodbutthaver
I appreciate you showing Chris your gratitude, Chelsea.
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@HeroOfHell1995
@Manuelbanks19
@Kxng_RL
@__Raff
@python_fili
@crazyclipsonly
is this similar to how you will never get bitches
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christ this generation is so fucking coddled. we’ve been through this before
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i’m gonna find out more information, but multiple witnesses are reporting that the judge is a certain person who i have known to be a piece of shit and actively making the community unsafe for years. i will absolutely name drop them once i get confirmation, along with a… (1/2)
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this is the only match with any amount of integrity to have taken place at a pokémon tournament. table judge is diligently watching, calls out questionable play the moment he sees it. brilliant composure at the highest level by all
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lost zone players are so stockholmed we’ll literally see a hand with 6 desd cards and a colress and be like “ok im cookin”
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@chismosavirus
i’m going in august to play in the pokémon world championship is that allowed
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translation: “without the republican party to be outwardly evil to the poors, you’d probably realize we don’t give a shit about y’all either”
JOE BIDEN: "We badly need a Republican Party."
Give me ONE reason why.
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André Chiasson is a scumbag and I saw him try to cheat today
Read:
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got a flat in indianapolis otw to NAIC. found a shop owned by a dad who only hires his 5 kids as staff (car ppl know this is a v good thing) and i swear to god they could beat lightning mcqueen out of the pit on guido’s best day. these pics are 39 minutes apart
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@BullyAllElves
@teadoust
@sleepisocialist
we see videos of stuff exactly like this happening in america literally on a daily basis. do you live under a rock?
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andrew hedrick drew poorly against me in our league cup yesterday and when i asked him to sign the slip he tore it in half and moonwalked out of the store. he was my ride i’m still in nebraska. what the fuck
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@jeanphil50
@Gritty20202
And the listed benefits aren’t even anything meaningful lmao. No health coverage=no benefits
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@TheRealJC100
@Necoarclovern1
@esjesjesj
@RickLenzie
your psychiatrist causes it “a severe cause of concern that he may harm himself or others”
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me watching my opponent check my discard pile for the 4th time in a turn after they won g1
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the presence of parasocial relationships in pokémon is honestly kinda hilarious to me. like,, ur hero isn’t a celebrity, he showers twice a week, funded his last tournament using the dave app, and has a higher CP count than credit score. go watch an edgar wright movie
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just wanna get ahead of the presses now, this card is fucking insane and they were very smart to give it more than 90hp
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we have some extremely egregious cheaters play the game without consequence today, and “one of the best players in the world” is praised for playing gardy using this playbook, to the point where many recommend that this is the optimal way to play gardy. free jay or ban tord.
The 5th year anniversary of my indefinite ban from the Pokémon TCG. Please read:
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passed my final drug test to get released from probation!!!
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…video stating some of the various instances of people telling me how this judge has made them feel unwelcome or unsafe. to that personal point, if i ever had them respond to a judge call i’d immediately appeal for another judge, knowing they wouldn’t rule fairly bc it’s me (2/2
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showing my mom the lost box deck i went 1-2 at my league challenge with
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funny judge call from yesterday. lost zone is fanned out to be visible/countable, and still very much in one pile. Judge comes by and tells me i need to make it one pile. i say it is. judge says it needs to be a stack. i say “that’s not a rule, i won’t do that” judge leaves
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nah full stop. multiple people made terrible financial decisions all last season booking international flights just to miss stipends, then crowd funded their trips to worlds, HALF OF THEM WENT TO LAIC 22 TO REPEAT THE CYCLE, and we’re bullies if we don’t think that’s normal???
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me after eating my opponent’s lugia vstar to prevent summoning star
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met and had a very nice (and reassuring) conversation with Dave Schwimmer today :)
I intend to conduct myself a little more carefully online, at least in criticism of events knowing that they are listening to us. Change is coming, just isn’t immediate
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my round 1 opp seemed relatively new and was v nice, but was taking a little long on actions so i politely asked if she could speed up. she said “no” so i called a judge and things got rly standoffish and she later sorta lied to the judge abt our game. idk how to handle that ?
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love you moff but this ain’t it. i know rowan and know he’s not a nazi, but when you say shit like this could be light-hearted, you give actual nazis the venue to have amicable conversations about supremacist ideologies. we have to reject this shit so worse shit can’t escalate.
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stage 1 floor judges watching jake gearhart 9-0 peoria with his milotic/riley/avery deck
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me and gang watching you get forest seal stone + prime catcher off of arven
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I love how Jake Gearhart will tweet “XB294 1E(
#R9
) in August and then like 3 months later he shows us how it was hexadecimal for “The Finalist of the 2023 Latin American International Championship Will Admit to Cheating 2 Weeks After The Event” and then we still make fun of him
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if someone asks you about counts in your list literally all you have to do is say “i’m happy to tell you all about it after we complete our set!” like this one isn’t even difficult guys
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me: wow this hand is great, i may just get 7 in the lost zone on turn 1!
my opponent’s klefki:
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comfey: would you like energy recycler? or would you prefer to have your kyogre? :)
me:
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@jaylesagepkmn
this is literally the way people outwardly recommend playing gardy… and the way a certain top player always plays gardy (which people praise him as “one of the goats” for) ???
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0 bitches near me rn unfortunately, but i did just take shots with tate whitesell, andrew hedrick, AND pokeduels
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hell naw man i should’ve never smoked that paradox og pack, now im inside future booster energy capsule 😭😭😭
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supporter card from 2030:
(you may only play one supporter card per turn)
flip a coin. if you flipped any coins in this way, draw 3 cards.
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1 hour and 58 minutes between the start of rounds 6 and 7 here in portland
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“regional attendee”
Tomorrow at 4pm MST
@FishNugget4
and I will battle in a bo7 to settle this Lugia v Miraidon debate.
Deck lists will be posted below.
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lost box players sitting on live cooking up turbo kyogre list
#278539
(very good chance of 7 in the lost zone on turn one!)
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your hgss energies are getting deleted off the internet. Mine are getting warped to shit. We are not the same.
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@tH0mAs_bR0wN
@KortexVGC
no one asked how you feel about his medical emergency. shut the fuck up bud
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fwiw, we’re all focusing on rowan (not unfair) but one thing that should be said is that grayson must be held accountable. he shaved that symbol into rowan’s head, laughed, and focused attention on it. even if he was “joking”, him thinking that was funny is dangerous to so many
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when my opponent uses flower selecting and lost zones colress i get so scared. man what the fuck is that other card then ??
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competitive pokémon is dying and it is entirely the pokémon company’s fault
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that last regional of the month always hits different. like i’m sorry bro id love to let you take that action back but the rent is due tomorrow
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the worlds deck. list was great but not perfect; i played good but not great.
promise the open deck is even crazier <3
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So I needed top 256 at NAIC for my worlds invite, and I started 0-2 today… went 6-0 from there and just tied into day 2. let’s fucking go
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bro i signed up for celio’s group session and im the only one who brought any backwoods 🤣🤣 wtf yall smoking on then? 😭🥴💯
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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ive managed to send this message back through the twitter time rift but i don’t think im making it back from NAIC alive.
YOU NEED TO STOP JAKE GEARHART. it’s round 13 and all of my opponents are JAKE GEARHART. we dont even have tool cards anymore its just JAKE GEARHART
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the indomitable human spirit when my opponent opens with klefki active
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@wildnet523
@MsNikkiKubik
@jengercarli
@Bjmo1111
@marciclark
@boogerbarnes
@StormyDaniels
you aren’t funny boomer
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this is the funniest video i’ve ever recorded at a tournament
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@Tradwife11111
@cab87539319
@madamphetamine
you have maga in your bio?? your guy has been to court for possibly raping kids 17 times and you’re talking about “wolves???”
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sorry mike but i’m definitely safe to post the list now lol
this deck is hilarious and all it’s matchups are chuckle moments. DO NOT think when playing this deck, that’s how i lost to lugia in r2
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With in person tournaments coming back everyone would do well to remember the following
-It’s okay to call a judge. Anyone who would try to make you feel bad for calling a judge is exactly who you call a judge on
-It’s not rude to ask your opponent to play faster. Even if you..
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won a cup today +18
didn’t use lax all day until finals (though had a few scenarios where i certainly could have) but it hard carried me to beating lugia in the finals by just playing as a single prize deck. was in the deck for ancient box and lugia mainly
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everyone is terrified of a card that might attach 2 basic lightning energy like i didn’t just spawn a lugia doing 330 in a single turn
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i think pokémon and yugioh have a lot in common! for example both are terrible
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btw i personally think the card that doesn’t have a weakness and hits for 280 without any modifiers or conditions is good
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@omni_joe
gofundme got out of control in 2022, and while andre’s certainly wasn’t the most shameless, but when you top 8 worlds after other people pay for your trip and never even mention how winning and keeping all that money looks, people are allowed to have opinions, let alone jokes
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i think we should explore the possibility of doing things like “play level ball i know will fail”>shuffle fully>”play level ball i know will fail”>shuffle fully>etc. as being classified as slowplaying. idk the best way to enforce this, but it’s a huge problem on its own
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can i get a 30% refund for charlotte to account for the amount of my playmat that will be hanging off of the table tmrw
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all of these threads about the [terrible] decision to DQ owen dalgarde are bringing very disturbing coincidences to light. We don’t know everything yet, but why do these stories happen almost every LAIC, and why do they almost always paint a scenario in which a…
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i can’t wait until 20 years from now when most of us have children with just the worst names imaginable
worlds finals is gonna be Battle Compressor Wagner vs Archeighstoise Whitesell
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