Keir Stammer
@KeirStammer
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As leader of the permanent opposition party I promise to continue to advocate for policies that will keep us out of govt! #FBPE #donkeys #ParodyAccount
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Joined May 2020
@RichardSweeney2 @EdwinWine1 @UKLabour @OwenJones84 @guardian We celebrate diversity @UKLabour and there will always be a place in our party for dumb people, especially in my shadow cabinet. #BuildBackBetter #donkeys #FBPE
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Fantastic results in #Wakefield & #TivertonandHoniton! Women can have penises, @GaryLineker can be one of our greatest ever black footballers, the multi-millionaires @gnev2, @DeborahMeaden & @jeremycorbyn can be socialists & @UKLabour can win the next election! 🇪🇺🇵🇰🇻🇪🇬🇧🇨🇺
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I'd like to commend @UKBorder for their great work in the channel. @UKLabour welcome illegal migrants to the #UK & villages across places like Yorkshire will benefit immensely from the cultural enrichment of huge numbers of fighting age Muslim men.
Channel crossings: Border Force brought one boat to Dover on Tuesday carrying 49 people.
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I stand firmly behind Mick Lynch & @RMTunion. Together with our fellow comrades @CPBritain we can use this post pandemic period, #UkraineRussiaWar & energy price crisis to bring the #UK to its knees without ever needing to get into govt or implement any of our socialist policies!
'Is the RMT being militant?' @KayBurley "They are exercising their right to take industrial action" and any strike action is a 'symptom of the failure to negotiate', says Labour's @LucyMPowell. #KayBurley: https://t.co/Unn57w5m6U 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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So proud to be British & leader of @UKLabour today in celebrating National Donut Day! https://t.co/mazVSzNUO6
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Today has shown there's no longer a place for a monarchy in the UK & it's time for change!🇪🇺Lets #DeBrexit & bring together the many talented politicians out there to help the #UK return to the control of our great #EU neighbours! @Andrew_Adonis @DeborahMeaden #Macron #Donkeys
Tobias Ellwood has confirmed that Andrew Adonis is the main instigator behind a huge & well funded campaign to remove @borisjihnson & to get us back in the EU (single market).
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So proud to be British & leader of @UKLabour today in celebrating National Donut Day! https://t.co/mazVSzNUO6
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@MajorityRules2 @GBNEWS Transmen have cervixes. They self identify as men. We identify them as men. It therefore follows that men can have a cervix. I'm delighted to be confronting the really important issues at #LabourConference21. @UKLabour we want an inclusive cuntry & will not tolerate transphobia!
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I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I self identify as the leader of the Labour Party. #LabourConference21 @UKLabour
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I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I self identify as the leader of the Labour Party. #LabourConference21 @UKLabour
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@Fez174 @UKLabour @HackneyAbbott Well Matt Handcock certainly embraced GC. I wonder if Cummings was involved?
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@apple_shwn @LenMcCluskey Nothing can be decided on the result of one byelection #BatleyAndSpen. As a party, @UKLabour, we are still going through a transition period & I'm looking to deliver a plan that will appeal to all voters but especially the rapidly growing Muslim & Trans communities.
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Get your postal votes in everyone! As many as you can please. Elections coming 6th May! #SayNoToVoterID
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Get your postal votes in everyone! As many as you can please. Elections coming 6th May! #SayNoToVoterID
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During these difficult times we need to borrow our way back to prosperity & stimulate growth by giving all public sector workers a significant pay rise. The country can trust @UKLabour on our fiscal policies as we have a proven track record & long history of excessive borrowing.
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As leader of @UKLabour I am already looking ahead to the next #GE & I am delighted to welcome my new election campaign team, whose foresight, experience & proven record of failiure will be invaluable to the party. #BuildBackButter #ShutyourMouths #FortheSakeofDiversity #donkeys
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@RichardSweeney2 @EdwinWine1 @UKLabour @OwenJones84 @guardian We celebrate diversity @UKLabour and there will always be a place in our party for dumb people, especially in my shadow cabinet. #BuildBackBetter #donkeys #FBPE
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@LeaveEUOfficial If Boris can't strike a #trade deal with my good friend @MichelBarnier then he should step aside & let me lead negotiations. I will not allow a few fish & control of our borders & laws to stand in the way of a bad deal. Lets build back butter. #FBPE #RemainersWereRight #2ndRef 🇪🇺
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Hoping I can make it to Christmas Number 1. 👍💪 #COVID19 @UKLabour #FBPE #EU #Remain @guardian #Momentum #StarmerChameleon #SocialismKills #SocialDistancing #Socialist #SocialiseResponsibly #socialite #Marxism #champagne #Elites #Yourmoney
https://t.co/5HnRJcgiTK via @YouTube
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