Laura Kat 🐱
@Katparty666
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Bad dancer & OK writer
Chicago, IL
Joined November 2021
32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.
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As an actual English teacher, I just want to throw out that I would never in a million years marry a gym teacher. (And I'm sure the feeling is mutual. I am very annoying.)
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Hate Elon's Twitter so much because why am I looking in the comments of a BTS thirst trap post and there's a random poll asking me how much I love Trump??
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Imagine having a leader this well spoken and also hot.
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
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If America dies this year I am happy to relocate and pledge my loyalty to any country that has normalized bidets.
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I can't believe the world is burning and I don't even have BTS to distract me this time. PLEASE FREE MY BOYS.
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Gaga eating. Beyoncé touring. Republicans crashing the economy. WELCOME BACK 2009!
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Winter sucks. It's cold and gloomy and I have to pay my taxes 👎
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In MUCH more important news than anything else going on today:
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I'd like to think Marisa Tomei aged so well because she's a fellow paisan but we all know it's because she didn't have any brats.
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Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.
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Feels like a good time to say that I think Joe Rogan is kind of a bitch.
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Cannot believe I have not been able to vote in a presidential race where Trump was not a candidate since I was 23!!! Bitch I am 35.
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Me at the vet: How does my dog look? The vet: Very dog. That’ll be $1,000.
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Should I do a sports bet on the Yankees so when they lose I get double sad?
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