is this what the book Lean In was about

After much soul-searching, I'm ready to accept that I don't care for inks with shimmer. Now sheen and shading? Let's talk

PLEASE DO NOT TAUNT THE INVERTEBRATES WITH THE HAVING OF BONES.

my favorite babieeeeeeees

Good news for Ms. Carpenter - That's a modern bird and he is lonely.

Went #owlmode too hard last night and wound up in the ICU with what some are calling a "completely messed up neck" from trying to turn my head 270 degrees.

parents of toddlers: any tricks for identifying needs when all they can manage right now is asking for a thing and theb crying when you give them the thing? Having a rough time with c-suite and it's only Monday

oh and since they cant punish me for it this time, go fuck yourselves @stlCITYsc every single person i talked to there has proven to be a hypocritical piece of shit and i hope you continue to have the mediocre results you deserve

if i drop a concerning level of cash on pens, the way to course correct is by spending an equal amount on tattoos, right?

"blood for the blood god," i whisper as i bite into a bacon double cheeseburger

New skills for the resume: irrigating and packing wounds, self I could prolly do it to someone else, but I'd be worried about hurting them

If you loved watching the Team USA women’s hockey team dominate yesterday, let me introduce you to my dear friend the PWHL which streams all the games free on YouTube in the US and worldwide, outside of Canada, Czechia and Slovakia.

um yeah Wilson, are you not scared

when hell freezes over when pigs fly when the angels win the pennant my sweet barbarian, being setup for devastating heartbreak: bet

Not me giving my character a backstory and goal based on her taking an idiom literally and not understanding why everything doesn't work out and people seem mad

Also open to suggestions from malicious NON compliers. Just in case. You never know.

Calling all malicious compliers, looking for ideas for my work background and/or wall behind me when on camera My goal is making everyone regret their idiotic, controlling decisions

"Maybe you needed to sob it out" was not the sage counsel I wanted from therapy bro this week

"Wait for me." "I will."

If you're feeling 😐, let someone you love know. It's easier to turn 😐 into 😊 with the help of someone you 💛.