Hi all, I'm only 2 new followers away from reaching 3k😮 so if you could share some of my posts etc to try & help me reach 3k I'd be grateful.😊

This is how thieves can swipe your bag without you noticing. I lost my passport and my devices, so couldn't fly home. Later I'll share what happened next, including how I tracked down some of my possessions, how you remotely wipe your devices, how I got an emergency travel

Scottish gritter truck names are on another level 🚚🌨️

50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20mins milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

Next year, we’re going back to the Moon 🌕 Don’t forget to send your name to fly aboard the Orion spacecraft with the Artemis II crew: https://t.co/nVKTEM3wOT

Who doesn't love a Ladybird 🐞 �� https://t.co/09Vo9q5iYm

Our Chancellor hasn't got a clue about when a car needs a MOT or how EV's will be monitored. https://t.co/eKyiByzCXh

Niche British Joke.

Fact of the Day: Spitfires open their mouths, show their teeth and growl (which can be heard 71.75km away) to warn a baddie just before they attack. Some pilots trained their Spitfires not to do this which gave them more time to prepare for a sneaky attack 📸 from a Canberra

Well, this is awkward 😬

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's attempt to remake Star Wars, which was filmed while they were making the film, Paul, is a thing of beauty, IMVHO. Their go-to on-screen relationship that we've seen in so many films over the years always leaves me wanting more, and this is certainly no

Photo of the Day: A400 leads the F15s of the Canadian Armys Thunderbirds display team past Hunstanton (Suffolk) sea front to signal the turning on of their Christmas Lights by Canadian superstar Jennifer Lopez! Photographed from a Canberra

Still some tickets left for our Fast Show tour

@chortle Hello! The mighty Harry Hill and @monstroso have both created arty envelopes for our online auction in aid of Alzheimer's charities. Link in bio - would love a RT!

Johnny the painter (with a little help from me) has done some paintings for a very good charity to auction

You can bid for all three of these paintings and help fight Alzheimer’s here https://t.co/6U3FjVnw3z

Yet another insect masterpiece. Not normally a big fan of snails when they're munching your hard work but having fun in the snow I approve of 😂. PS still loving 🐞, 🐜 and little 🕷️, the script writers are so inventive. https://t.co/UnQVgxvw19

If you see call from Bridgenorth 01746 400638 cut them off and block. Think it was Car Finance Claim scammer, difficult to tell as I could only understood 3 words the guy said in the whole unintelligible word salad script. #scammer #carfinancereclaim

🤔 decisions, decisions. 240 teabags for £6 or 160 for £7. This one's a toughie...

This one seriously exercised my chuckle muscles 🤣 Dragonfly Acorn Rugby? Insect Winter Olympics? Inspired. https://t.co/Fp8CQtgFY4