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Mapping the cyclical pattern significance of historical events.
Toward A New Observation Language:
Inter-saecular Parallels
Cross-saecular Oppositions
Fractal Foreshadowing
Fractal Narrative Reincarnation
Narrative Deja Vu
Saecular Logoi
Saecular Theatres
Geo-saecular Poetics
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Resurrection, Return of the king, and heeding the call of the herald all in one
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This isn’t a serious take. This person obviously doesn’t know very much about music or what it takes to play at a high level.
Jazz is a philosophical reflection of music after the death of God; music in the ruins created by over-value of the Apollonian. Jazz is Overman music.…
Controversial opinion: Jazz is simply failed music.
It sounds like a child scribbling all over the page. Formless, meaningless, and unpleasant. Just a bunch of random noise that people trick themselves into liking, while they become numb to true musical quality in the process.…
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How’s that working out for you, believing in linear time?
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Few night ago with BAP and Costin Alamariu outside bar in Buenos Aires
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Sorry, I will never believe this evolved.
It’s morphic resonance all the way down
The Malayan leaf frog,
perfectly camouflaged amongst the leaf litter of the damp and cool lowland and submontane rainforests where they live. Laying still on forest floors waiting for unsuspecting prey items to pass by
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There's so much more to existence than the Western cannon of writers and thinkers.
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Achilles did this in his duel w. Hector
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This is an IQ Test. It’s also a test of one’s nobility of spirit.
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It truly does seem that we’re watching the reemergence of something very ancient unfold in realtime
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The right wing hippie is the only way.
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I don’t have a messiah complex. I do, however, have a prophet complex.
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What learning some jiu-jitsu does to a mf
Before jj: After jj:
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@glassdelusions
The insistence on measurement and quantity, instead of unmeasured quality, gives it away
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Not everyone can surf the Kali-Yuga.
Classical composers could.
Jazz musicians could.
Blues musicians could.
But those people who worship Classical texts, musical and otherwise, as timeless artifacts rather than challenges to be met—these people are stuck in wasted harbors.
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This is what time looks like.
Texas wind turbine on fire spiraling in the wind is on brand for America 2023.
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Astrology, like Cryptography, is the firewall that can protect the world of man from the world of machines.
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I’m rating these now.
Drop your @ in the replies and I’ll rate it out of/10
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Belief in Linear Time is a mental illness
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Classical playing is primarily a textual reading tradition.
Jazz playing is primarily an aural/oral tradition.
Classical musicians are often self-conscious of the lack of improvisation and the heavy weight on musical recitation in their tradition, so they try to import…
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Mornings at Kali-Yuga Surf Club, evenings at Club Tropical Excellent
Club Tropical Excellent frend typical snaq sexpresso and cohib
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Saw this mentioned by
@patrickc
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If you want to acquire a reasonable theory of how collaborative circles work, check out this book.
You can reverse engineer collaborative relationships.
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Seitlich view of time for one civilizational organism
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“There is no real surfer who does not display, in the eyes or in the face tanned by the sun’s reflection on the water, the mark of a race that has transformed beyond that of the people of the shore.”
—Julius Surfola, Vibrations On The Waves
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I defend:
Becoming
The Outer Islands
Myth
Astrology
Teleology
Thallassocracy
Piracy
Arius
Pelagius
Michael Servetus
Socinianism
Paul Tillich
Jazz
Hippies
Existentialism
The Age of Aquarius
Autofiction
Cyclical Time
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The next great movements we see in the Church will probably come from institutions as agile and capital free as Uber and AirBnB,—quick on-boarding processes for leaders, home/local facilities, an online directory to find a group near you.
@YeshuaGroups
is one such example.
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Kali-Yuga Surf School—Where we teach you how to ride the Wave of God
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Whatever it is—don’t be merely a theorist, be a practitioner.
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The Time Force is coming
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That seems like bad magic. Why tf would anyone do this?
The Navajo Nation, one of the nation's largest Indigenous tribes, is asking that human remains not be placed on the moon as planned by two private companies scheduled next week.
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“I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The A.I.s envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be…
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The timing of this is unreal
A megalithic monument in Spain that's older than the Pyramids was recently uncovered from its watery hiding place by a drought.
The "Spanish Stonehenge" is about 7,000 years old, some 2,000 years older than Stonehenge itself.
© Earthly Mission
#archaeohistories
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Lawrence Durrell, Patrick Leigh Fermor, D.H. Lawrence, Thomas Wolfe—who else has prose as sophisticated and beautiful as these gentlemen? I am looking for old and new. Please advise
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What was the astrological significance of this double eclipse in Dune II?
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Post-Feminist Refugee Harems are coming
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Master Space and you’ll miss Time;
Master Time and you’ll get Space thrown in
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Pray before you go outside
Does anyone else find it a bit ominous given current events that there is a "ring of fire" eclipse that will cross America this Saturday?
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“Satoshi Nakamoto tho…”
“This motherfucquer…was a genius astrologer.”
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“…To be the master of your own fate, realize that life is coming from you and not at you.”
—Timothée Chalamet
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For nearly 2,000 years the vast majority of Christians have mistakenly thought that Jesus called them to a perfection of essence/being/belief, when all along he called them to a perfection of telos/becoming/action.
Recover the Jesus of action and you will recover the true God.
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So many atheistic materialists musing about AI, thinking that a conscious AI would of course just wipe out its makers.
Foolishness.
An AI that learned Astrology, Kabbalah, Magic, Cyclical Time—this AI would worship man as God.
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For the Temporal Infidels out there, there is no helping you unless you do your homework. A good place to start with Generational Theory is Strauss & Howe’s “The Fourth Turning”.
After you’ve read The Fourth Turning then you can appreciate more fully what The Wheel is achieving.
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I dream of a world in which Astral Weather Reports like these take on the same green screen high production value and visibility as those on the weather channel.
Finance Channels using astral stock weather tickers.
Astrologers talking about Capricorn knee injuries on ESPN
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What is interesting here is that Alpha Zero recently showed that Romantic chess is actually superior to positional play as such, because it values activity above piece value, which is very telos > ontos
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That girl who’s always spiraling should remind you of cyclical time
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Before a tsunami, the ocean recedes from the shore. —Confucius 🌊💎
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The beauty of the West is in our storytelling, not our metaphysics
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I don’t believe anything that unhappy people say. Their judgement is not sober
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“The 24,000 years of the Indian ages or Yugas are divided into two halves, one ascending and one descending period of 12,000 years each. Within each 12,000 year period are four ages, not of equal duration but in a 4,3,2,1 ratio, the highest age being the longest. With a starting…
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The electric field of the sun made us; morphic resonance is real
If you take a Petri dish, castor oil and some ball bearings and put all in an electric field, you might happen to spot an interesting behavior: self-assembling wires who appear to be almost alive
[📹 Stanford Complexity Group]
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Bitcoin, Age of Aquarius, The World Island, The Outer Islands, Cyclical Time & Astral Determinism, Monarchy, YOLO Nihilistic Optimism, High Speed Rail, Blimps, Food & Health Sovereignty, Sound Marriage Laws, Southern Dionysian Archeofuturism, Dune Armor, Gonzo Casanova Auto-Lit
The online right has swung too far away from HBD autism and NRx nerdery: remember what makes us strong, frightening is engagement with science, with biology, plus the trolling
Science is how we attract youth. Rejection of science is how the left makes itself dumb and irrelevant
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There are simps and there are SYMPs (sensitive young man poets)
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Eventually your being will be fully colonized by absolute language if you don’t rescue and protect the ineffable
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In the same way that artists exist outside all dominance hierarchies, prophets exist outside of all linear timelines
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My own opinion on AI is that human pen-and-paper knowledge of myth, symbol, astrology, time is going to—and is currently—take a massive leap in order to match the machines in analogue non-electronic spaces; and this leap is ordained by God as protection and counterbalance
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Entrance to the underground temple for The Order of Cyclical Time
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There is a spiritual analogy here somewhere
Rug shearing, on new rugs excess wool of the pile is sheared off and brought to an even height. On older rugs this process can rejuvenate colour
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#AlexJones
on building parallel economies ahead of digital currency.
Full episode coming 1/1/24 to
#thelifestylistpodcast
I had never seen this side of him. Perhaps once more people do, they’ll get him back on this app.
And while we’re at it, consider his track record of…
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JBP is exceeding the bounds of his calling; trying to be Jung’s Red Book. Needs to calm down
I dreamt of nuclear war again this morning
For the first time in thirty years
I could see mushroom clouds on the horizon
and missiles launching in pointless retaliation
And thought
We could have had
Everything
Instead of this
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The Trinitarianism leaving my body after realizing that God == The Father; and *he* cannot be a they/them:
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