Kelly Lamrock
@KLamrock
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Chief Comedy Officer at @comicsutrafton comedy club. Dig philosophy, sports, &80s music. Opinions are those of beloved 70s TV star Abe Vigoda. OK,they’re mine.
Fredericton, N.B.
Joined March 2009
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I rarely post here, but I do have to share this prediction I posted on January 20th. Not that the president is a predictable simpleton, but….
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Sold out already? Only two seats left for Friday? You guys!
We just sold out our Nov 30th show with Kelly Lamrock TWO WEEKS in advance. News on a third weekend show should be out soon on our social media channels.
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Next weekend, we have Nathan Dimitroff headlining Fri/Sat at 8 pm AND the debut of our late night, no limits show”Just Offensive & Vicious” Saturday at 11pm. Want to hit BOTH Saturday shows? Enter code DOUBLEHEADER at checkout when you get tix to both shows and get $6 off !
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Another packed house, and they loved Maggie Estey, Neal Mundle & David Myles Holland Hall! One more chance to see them tonight…tix at https://t.co/LE21nnrdks
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Well, we know whose calendar is opening up just in time to be Jake Paul’s next opponent…
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Man, this fight has a lot of glaring. Tyson. Paul. Feel the animosity.
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That used to be an obvious answer. Now I have no idea.
Seems like it'll be a high turnout election Real question becomes, who does that benefit more?
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For anyone who thinks they know jackshit right now, this is an excellent guide to what votes come in when, and what is actually meaningful. Right now, you’re watching a tennis match where everyone has held serve. Which means it’s unknowable, for better or worse.
Re-upping this PSA: beware red & blue "mirages" tonight.
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Play stupid incel games, win stupid incel prizes. 🤷🏻♂️
Jason Kelce slams Penn State student's phone on the floor after he shouts: “Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?” https://t.co/Mwr520YAsf
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Our first show was a sellout. Great crowd, great time.
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Wile E. Coyote when he runs into a mountain painted like a tunnel
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I retweeted this and my phone flew, unshackled, from my outstretched hand, started my car, drove to a fair trade coffee shop for a soy latte and a churro and ate it in front of me — WITHOUT OFFERING TO SHARE — and began singing “Solidarity Forever” and confiscating my guns.
I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.
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It wasn’t exactly good, but it was actually better than it should have been.
🎃'Pac-Man Halloween Special' aired 42 years ago, October 30, 1982, on ABC
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Our opening night show is sold out! There are still a few tickets left for Saturday’s show, or check out the rest of our great November lineup at
comicsutra.ca
Fredericton's first comedy club
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