Somehow we weathered and witnessed A nation that isn't broken but simply unfinished There is always light if only we're brave enough to see it if only we're brave enough to be it. — Amanda Gorman

Which parks and rec episode was this? #2020debate

why do keep people EMAILING me

Got a side stitch after getting up too fast to turn off the screaming tea kettle I forgot about. Old age will be a riot.

Switched out my razor head

#CCCInternsinAction #RD2Be @KL_Neff setting up the @DateCodeGenie to identify allergens at @NPennHS @NorthPennSNS

me: i want vanilla ice cream ben & jerry's: try this willy nilli milli vanilli me: just regular vanilla plz ben & jerry's: here's magilla gorilla thrilla in vanilla me: ben & jerry's: chillin like a villain on a vicodin pillin with a bobby bonillin window sillin vanillin

mila kunis and ashton kutcher making fun of the lies tabloids try to spread about them... cutest couple on this earth

if u see me in public with headphones in mind ur business i’m probably listening to hollaback girl ready to throw hands

My car:

*standing in line at gas station with quart of oil* Man in line: Filling up on gas and oil at the same time? I've got a car like that too. Me:

How do you online shop? Me:

This is the best tik tok everyone else can log off

It's so satisfying and yet so sad when I get out of my car after a 10 minute drive and have every bone in my body pop and crack back into or out of place.

sometimes u just gotta suck down a capri sun and keep moving