justin herman
@JustinMHerman
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Stand up comedian, television producer and a third interesting thing
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
very unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult.
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Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
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Again this is literally The Boys, this is a Vought event
POV: Your husband was just brutally murdered on live television.
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the military said you were functionally too stupid to enlist. the us military.
Enjoying the real world instead of engaging in the comments with gay retards. 🇺🇸
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Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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BREAKING: Grindr Is Having a SEVERE OUTAGE in Phoenix during Turning Point USA's convention
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Funniest thing about trump and Epstein being close isn’t just that they were friends it’s that it is the only evidence we have of him having any friends at all. His only friend ever was this guy lol
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Epstein dies in prison while Trump is President. The DOJ closes Epstein's case while Trump is President. Ghislaine Maxwell is moved to more comfortable prison while Trump is President. The GOP kept voting not to show the Epstein files while Trump is President. Congress
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Donald Trump is not a conservative Republican. He's an opportunist. He's not fit to be President of the United States.
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we could've stopped this shit 13 months ago but you fucking idiots didn't like her laugh
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Umm???
Nuno Loureiro was assassinated yesterday He was a professor + the director of MIT Plasma Science and Fusion Center > 47 years old > Studied nuclear fusion (= energy source of the Sun + stars) for 10 years at MIT > His award-winning work focused on creating a virtually
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Trumps social media company is merging with a nuclear fusion company backed by Russia… Days after one of the top US nuclear fusion scientists was gunned down in his home…. wtf?!?
Trump’s social media company is attempting a $6 billion merger with a nuclear fusion company. TAE Technologies partnered with the UK’s atomic agency this month, has financial backing from the Russian gov, and hopes to see fusion power the AI revolution https://t.co/63e2MTXX84
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MAGA (one year ago): End wars! Expose pedophiles! MAGA (today): Start wars! Protect pedophiles!
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The White House has become an illiterate YouTube comments section
WH has installed a series of plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame." On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President" On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
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"Ideally the president wouldn’t be someone whose face was featured on novelty condoms at the rape palace of history’s most notorious pedophile"
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Weird how the bruise on trump's hand is taking a longer time to heal than the ear that was hit by a bullet.
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Tonight! @funnyaaron presents standup comedy streaming straight to your living room at 8pm ET/5pm PT! Reservations: https://t.co/mbCVl5KF1N w/ @JustinMHerman @jimtews and @talibbabb and on Twitch on @ComedyHubLive with @kocomedy
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The Living Room Show is going virtual! Join us for standup comedy from our living room to yours.
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Other artists are using their platforms to speak out against fascism. Taylor is using her platform to reveal what a narcissistic cunt she is.
Taylor Swift jokes to Stephen Colbert about people being tired of her success: “There are corners that are like ‘Give someone else a turn! Can't you just go away so we can talk about how good you were?’ And like... I don't want to!”
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