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Let's get it done. Engineering Manager, Android

Waterloo, ON
Joined January 2013
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
Lost. Turn on Google maps and plug in my destination. First instruction, "Go east." ... because, I know where that is?
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@EmilyKager
Emily Kager
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@PicturesFoIder
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@WholesomeMeme
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
This is how you make a comeback after ghosting for 5 years:
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
I saw a mosquito fly by my monitor 10 minutes ago. Can't stop feeling itchy =.=
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
M2 Macbook Pro: Why do I have to disable WiFi then reboot in order to use the TB4 connected ethernet? #Apple #techproblems
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
If you're carrying two coffees, one in each hand, I'm going to think they're for you. If you have a tray, they must be for someone else. Why? #confused
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
I'm making a horror film titled, "When the peanut butter runs dry".
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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R
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just write a function bro https://t.co/uxbPOpevEr
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@GergelyOrosz
Gergely Orosz
3 years
Eng team 1: “We do what product or the business folks tells us to do. Not our job to decide what we work on!” Eng team 2: “We work with product and the business folks to help decide what to do. Our job includes making sure we work on the right thing for the business.”
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
My kind of excitement is getting the garbage out a mere minutes before they come by.
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
That first rain of the warm season always reminds me of super soaker battles. #InstantNostalgia
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
Changing your 2FA device requires 2FA? Unexpected challenge... 😐 #phoneswap
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
Mood: Panda.
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
Is it just me, or does your Pixel 6 constantly disconnect from ADB? Even when paired over wi-fi, it lasts about 30 seconds until disconnecting. #androiddev
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@JorgeCastilloPr
Jorge Castillo
3 years
What do you think about this 🤔 I agree with the message at the end. Codebases need to be easy to work with, maintain, onboard new devs to them, etc. I don't think all 3rd party libs are necessary bad in that sense, though.
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
3 years
Had an omelette with mushrooms for dinner. I'm still not seeing colours. Did I do something wrong?
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@AdamMGrant
Adam Grant
3 years
In toxic cultures, you have to burn out to earn a break. Time off is how you recover. In decent cultures, you take a break when you're low on gas. Time off is how you refuel. In healthy cultures, you're expected to take regular breaks. Time off is encouraged to sustain energy.
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@JustinJasmann
Justin Jasmann
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OR, Fridays.
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