I expected to be disappointed by the PA elections. I prepared mentally for weeks. I was wrong and I'm delightfully shocked.

Same.

Do you ever get annoyed on how people google things? Often I think, "you're not googling right, those aren't even good keywords." "Just let me do it." Or is it just me?.

They both hold a special place in my heart

That feeling when all your work meetings get canceled today.

RT @Trevornoah: I feel like whoever invented paper straws doesn’t know what straws are used for.🫠.

I just spent $20 at the airport for a bloody Mary. It wasn't even a tall. Was this purchase justified? I'm really not sure yet. 🍸.

It's been over two years since I've worked in an office. I still can't tell if I love or hate working from home.

RT @SketchesbyBoze: I'm supposed to celebrate the fourth of July? after *this* week??.

RT @DanRather: Remember Trump was impeached twice. It should never have gotten to this point.

I'm stepping up to help Planned Parenthood Action Fund hold out-of-touch lawmakers accountable. Stand with us.

RAAAAGGGEEE inside. Why does it feel that no one in the American government doing what the American people want? What is this political bullshit game they're playing at? I feel so let down. I do not feel that the government has our best interests in mind.

You ain't nothing until you're invited to a kitten baby shower.

RT @briOKC: One of the saddest parts about living in Oklahoma is when good people give up on this place and leave for somewhere with better….

I took a 4 hour nap today. It was either that or eat the container of edible cookie dough sitting in the fridge that's been calling my name. Shit. I can hear it again. it's gonna be a long night.

I locked myself out of Facebook over a week ago. I'm bored. Who should I follow on Twitter?.

RT @jackcorrbit: insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

Do you think I should throw a baby shower for my new baby kittens?.