Judson
@JudsonK17
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He/him/his Gay, Whatever. Bluesky, Threads and Instagram: Judsonk17
Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2019
"I don't really have a family. All I had was a little brother who grew up to become a doctor. He used to laugh at the most inappropriate times." "Hey, I've got an older brother that I'll never see. He's a jazz musician, or some such. Oh, well. Bye-bye!"
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Safe to say he didn't make the 11th grade
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How do they fold fitted sheets?
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Sooooo Ace of Base in 1995? Huh.
We form our deepest musical memories around age 14
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The No Kings protests have dispersed at this time and all traffic closures have been lifted. We had tens of thousands of people across all five boroughs peacefully exercising their first amendment rights, and the NYPD made zero protest-related arrests.
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The No Kings protests have dispersed at this time and all traffic closures have been lifted. We had tens of thousands of people across all five boroughs peacefully exercising their first amendment rights, and the NYPD made zero protest-related arrests.
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the funny thing about yankees vs mets discourse is that it's extremely millennial coded, we grew up with the yankees as the evil empire and the mets as scrappy underdogs. now the mets have a richer owner, the yankees are run by a nepo cheapskate, the evil has moved west to LA
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At $75 Ohtani himself better deliver it
UPDATE: The $75 Ohtani Cup that came with free refills on the day of the game now come with free refills for the entire season.
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Ok so a Yankees fan
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the first non-indigenous new yorker was actually a black dominican man
As a NY transplant, I feel compelled to acknowledge that I'm standing here today on the traditional unceded territories of the Native New Yorkers indigenous to this land, who came here 2 generations ago from Italy. We pay respect to the original peoples of this land
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"Isn't that clever? Looks like a cadillac drove right into the building!" "Help me!"
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Can I pay $2 for the cup now and defer the soda until 2034?
UPDATE: The $75 Ohtani Cup that came with free refills on the day of the game now come with free refills for the entire season.
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Tops exist. Y'all just have the dumbest amendments attached to what a top is. They have to look a certain way. They have to have a certain job. Dick has to be a certain size. Can't have too much ass. Can't wear certain clothes. The problem isn't the top. It's y'all. 🤷🏾♂️
Attention to the community, I’ve come to say this with my full chest, tops are becoming scarce. Real tops are now in short supply. I don’t even know what’s going on, but we really need to have this conversation, because we are losing our tops 😭😔😔
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TLC's Chilli known for her vocals on 'Waterfalls' and 'No Scrubs' has been exposed for donating to MAGA republicans to fund Trump's campaign in 2024. She recently reposted a MAGA conspiracy theory on Instagram that claims Michelle Obama was formerly a man.
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A man with that many kids probably shouldn't be siding up with a pedophile
Nick Cannon let his politics be known on a recent episode of his web talk show “Big Drive," during which he called the Democratic Party “the party of the KKK": "People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party
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