elizabeth berkley should be on the white lotus lowkey.

i miss dr roberta bobby so bad.

RT @mswomanthewoman: your mother clocks gags in hell.

why is this the most gorgeous photo of me ever taken

ginger minj fucking rocks btw.

i was sad i didnt get invited to this party and then i realized i didnt actually wanna go and then in a third act twist realized i was invited the entire time. speedrunning the 5 stages of grief.

who else belongs here

oomf convention in ptown this week.

i know theres a million blink-and-you-miss-it type of jokes that are underappreciated but this bit is so insanely stupid that i had to pause the tv cause i was laughing so hard

i love in the movie doubt when meryl streep says "i have doubts".

reminding u of this. .

this as my wedding song

your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner btw.

mind you he was raised by two lesbians

come to my reverse drag brunch where the customers show up in the drag and we make the waiters lip sync.

happy bear week

where was i going with this

i dont get hangry i get "im gonna quit my job".