Simon Judges
@JudgeySan
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Husband, dad, freelance content writer, non-practising epileptic. Once got a teaspoon stuck in my mouth. You can also find me here https://t.co/UjLESQWnSR
London
Joined September 2007
"I won in 2020. It was rigged. Tariffs are beautiful. The Supreme Court was wrong. The economy's the best it's ever been. The polls are fake. The news is fake. Everyone loves me. Everyone hates me. I've shat myself. Covfefe."
Trump to address a changed America at vital moment for his presidency
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Whenever I see that picture of Andrew M-W in the back of his car, I can't help imagining that someone or something was in for a proper kicking when he got home.
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The man really is a charisma vacuum,
JD Vance takes the mic and immediately attempts to tell a joke. He doesn't get a single laugh. Not. Even. One.
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#bbcbreakfast is becoming unwatchable. Jon Kay in a cold and dark Downing Street this morning, breathless and virtually priapic at the thought that Starmer might be in trouble. Embarrassing, desperate stuff. Where's the news?
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Never mind Rian Johnson; Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau should not be allowed near #StarWars ever again.
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And again? https://t.co/LgD8uZvQWE
Chappell Roan collaborates with Fortnite after Radio 1 plea
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Has the BBC been using the random headline generator this morning?
Claire Foy says she had parasites for five years
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Scottish voiceover on ad for #ChateauDIY on @Channel4 makes it sound like 12 determined Jews are competing to win a prize. Is that right?
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Why do they keep casting Jared Leto in films? What does he know?
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There's no deal, is there?
COLLINS: Does it include the US having ownership of Greenland? TRUMP: It's a long term deal. It's the ultimate long term deal COLLINS: How long is it? TRUMP: Infinite. There is no time limit. It's a deal that's forever.
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How big is Greenland? Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
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Just saw #28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple - loved it. Horrific and somehow quite tender at the same time. Highlight for me was Voldemort on crack rocking out to Iron Maiden. But I do think someone should check on Alex Garland's general wellbeing.
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Morbid question I know, but I'm genuinely curious. When he dies, will it happen quietly, behind the scenes, or spectacularly, on camera?
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America is not a serious country.
WH has installed a series of plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame." On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President" On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
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I've had a couple of prints from @tokyosexwhale - a superbly talented artist, with some great gift ideas. Go on, you know you want to...
You’ve still got a week left for last minute gifts from my shop. BUT my last post day for mugs and tees (including kid’s tees) is tomorrow Tees https://t.co/mbtUGzyVLZ Mugs https://t.co/Is8sxjlXTs Everything else https://t.co/AT6JWR2W8W
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@Nigel_Farage Reform would NEVER work with Tories. Apart from Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrea Jenkyns, Jonathan Gullis, Sarah Pochin, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Peter Bone...
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