Josh Forde
@JoshForde
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Ackama, rhymes with llama. Official supplier of dad jokes and unofficial supplier of bespoke software
Wellington, New Zealand
Joined July 2009
RT @dylanbland: I don’t pretend to know how the Government works, but how can you have a Minister of Broadcasting who doesn’t do TV interv….
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When I die my executor will receive the social media passwords and instructions- ‘Josh Forde goneburger’.
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RT @sarahatthehelm: In case you saw this story, the Drug Detection Agency weren't involved in detecting nitazene in NZ. It was Drug checkin….
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Clearly Emma and I are brothers from another mother because I looked up the electoral act out of curiosity to see if it was actually a crime to buy votes even though they’re cast in secret. You can’t pay people but you seem to be able to buy a movie showing.
Not saying I don't trust the system but out of curiosity, how does New Zealand prevent voter fraud? If I'm only being asked for my name and address couldn't I vote for anyone whose address I know?.
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Is anyone else in Wellington cbd losing power or could it just be our building?.
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Where do you buy a sleep mask? The answer is not the airport. So where?.
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RT @HaydenDonnell: While the rest of the media zigs (interviews people who are leaving for Australia), I zag (interview people who are stay….
thespinoff.co.nz
The decision comes as every last person leaves the country and talks to a reporter on the way out.
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Wife tells me she forgot to pay today at Huxleys. Stone sober. Just being thick. Not sure she’d make it on politics. Still, got a free hamburger and those things are overpriced. Gotta respect it.
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RT @marcdaalder: New: The Government intends to take Māori data sovereignty more seriously but thinks concerns about the legal jurisdiction….
newsroom.co.nz
The new policy governing public sector use of cloud services downplays Māori data sovereignty and favours US big tech firms, critics say.
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RT @jamespeshaw: #BREAKING I have just announced the single biggest action an NZ Govt has ever taken to cut emissions in Aotearoa!. Lower c….
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RT @Mihi_Forbes: Such an important message from indigenous broadcaster Stan Grant. Silence is violence, we need to turn up, speak up to rac….
abc.net.au
Although I try to shield myself from the racist abuse I'm frequently subjected to, the fact it is out there poisons the air I breathe. Now I have had enough – so on Monday night I will present Q+A,...
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Looking at photos of dad’s Castle St student flat thinking ‘you definitely partied harder’.
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RT @gnat: mysteriously failed to mention the rugged good looks and technical prowess of the brilliant banjo player,….
rnz.co.nz
A local band has learned the benefit of keeping a close eye on social media after catching a break that could see their music streamed into millions of homes.
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At what stage do we start suspecting these procurement solution requirements were written by ChatGPT.
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Before autocorrect I very rarely called it Chicken Itza. Of all the indignations the Aztecs face.
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Who among us hasn’t compared the prime minister to Hitler? .Can’t call us sexist if we compare her to a man.
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