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@JordanCwierz
Jordan Cwierz
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Never a good sign when it just straight up sounds like a guy in a voice recording booth reading the lines
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Chris Pratt’s Mario voice has been revealed.
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Feeling One Hundred
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Our Heroes are flying a new banner: 100% Eat. New episodes every Tuesday. Follow here for more information and BIG NEWS THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in?
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It's time.
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Joy to the world the lord is WHAT?
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Rolf's a little freek it turns out
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cartoonbrew.com - Animation News
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Disney’s 🤡CEO explaining how animation is strictly for kids: “I always say that when [parents] put their kids to bed at night after watching [an animated film], they're probably not going to tune into another animated movie. They want something for them."
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Our Heroes have released an exclusive preview for The Michael, Jordan Podcast. This podcast debuts Friday and is for anyone who is a Grackle or above. This is just a single frame. Subscribe now.
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Just picked up a new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip4 🤩 #GoodbyeApple
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@JordanCwierz
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@sorola You’re right, I made the first one in 2010, but this is when it started airing weekly on the RT channel.
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Probably taking a bit of a risk with this one
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@MandoDoesStuff @Schwartzanicker Is this why you keep asking me if my phone is working? Trust me it’s working
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Jordan Cwierz
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A huge day for lettuce everywhere
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CNN Breaking News
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UK Prime Minister Liz Truss quits after a disastrous six weeks in office, putting her on course to be Britain's shortest-serving leader
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@EricBaudour Simply having a wonderful quiz mice time
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Jordan Cwierz
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Say what you will about facebook's metaverse, but they at least beat RTAA to legs
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@MetaHorizon
Meta Horizon
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Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉
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@sorola That’s crazy to think you flew to SDCC, recorded a podcast about the flight, and by the time the weekend was over some kid made an animation about it. I’m impressed by my own productivity.
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Giving control of my twitter account to my cats, I think they’ll enjoy it more
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@JordanCwierz
Jordan Cwierz
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Reboot the A-Team but every episode is them fighting union busters.
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Dripped Out Trade Unionists
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The A-Team help form a militant farm workers union. Most based episode in the history of television.
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How about die? 🔪
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Jordan Cwierz
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Waking up this morning trying to figure out what the hell happened in that race.
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@JordanCwierz
Jordan Cwierz
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Drafted and scheduled tweets for the next year so I don't have to actively use this site, hope they're all timely and age well!
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Jordan Cwierz
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@EricBaudour I knew this for the dumbest reason.
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@JordanCwierz
Jordan Cwierz
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And me! 👋
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Don't mess with my white boys & @JordanCwierz
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Jordan Cwierz
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I’ve always said I’ll sleep when I’m dead. And well, I die every night for about eight hours then come back to life miraculously. But it’s NOT sleep.
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Jordan Cwierz
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Twitter rn
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Rosebud
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Jordan Cwierz
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Tracking down all the Gimmighoul in the new Pokémon so I never have to hear the annoying sound they make ever again
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Jordan Cwierz
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Andor just doesn’t fucking miss, holy crap
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Jordan Cwierz
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Live now for the F1 #JapaneseGP , where it's already started to rain and it's gonna be a mess
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Jordan Cwierz
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Wanna Cyber (Monday)? @FaceJamPod just dropped a new shirt AND it's 20% off at @TheRTStore !!! But tell your friends you got it at the Face Jam Zoo. @roosterteeth
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Jordan Cwierz
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Batters up, trucks up. Face Jam’s Truck’d Up premieres today and you can watch it right the heck now! @FaceJamPod @RoosterTeeth
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Welcome to a new series I call “Ads that took a wrong turn at Albuquerque”
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“A bar mitzvah”
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Ed, Edd n Eddy screens
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Jordan Cwierz
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@RayNarvaezJr Few teams are worse than the Steelers this season and unfortunately I’m a fan of one of them :’)
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Jordan Cwierz
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@RoosterTeeth @EricBaudour I’ve always said Eric is the Brendan Aaronson of Rooster Teeth
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Jordan Cwierz
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@StrongBadActual Can't wait till it's a ween teen seen
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Jordan Cwierz
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Never before has a commercial been so relevant to me
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Here’s the funny-make ad for ol’ Dangle Legs™️.
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@EricBaudour I just don’t get why he wants to free ICE?
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Jordan Cwierz
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@EricBaudour It’s like how Loony Tunes always had a Peter Lorre character or something. You don’t even think about what it’s parodying, it’s just… one of those characters.
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I was right
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F1 Watch Along is BACK!! Stay up past my bedtime with me as we watch the #JapanGP . Stream starts Saturday night at 11:30 CDT. You figure out what time that is for you.
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Did you know everything in @TheRTStore is 20% off this week? That means 20% off switchspoons, Pumpkin Spice Rat sweaters, and well, everything else. @RoosterTeeth
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@heyitscactus Cactus my friend… prepare to be disappointed
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RT STORE HACK: If you add both the Face Jam BBQ Spatula and 100% Eat Apron to your cart and use the code FJBUNDLE at checkout you get them for $34.93!! Get on it before Nintendo patches it. @TheRTStore @RoosterTeeth
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Jordan Cwierz
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@Joshua_Ornelas Resisting the urge to make an Austin City Limits joke… In all seriousness I hope you have a quick recovery my dude
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Jordan Cwierz
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Face Jam has all types of crazy crap available for Black Friday, which is convenient because it's BUY ONE GET ONE FREE today in @TheRTStore on stuff released this year (like the Pumpkin Spice Rat sweater)👀 (tagging @RoosterTeeth so Eric says hi)
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Big love for Big Ray
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Sappy thread feels time. Preface; I don't work for Roosterteeth, but I have been working w/ them since 2016 (What Do You Know/Go90 Show) but in the year of our lord 2022, I've done a bunch of stuff. I wanna publicly say nice things to nice people. Today Truck'd Up comes out.
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Jordan Cwierz
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@aptkr_ Been trying to find the words to describe this dichotomy. I dread returning to an office but I crave the camaraderie of mutual suffering
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@ToraOls Ack, my heart aches for you, Tora. It’s never easy saying goodbye to a pet, no matter how full a life they’ve lived. He was very sweet and kind and I’m glad we got to meet him. Thoughts with you and Brie.
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Jordan Cwierz
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The link stopped working so here's a link that works.
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@BakaSquared Truly a Sisyphean task
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