Joanne
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Waiting is linked to depression. Time spent waiting for something that may never happen can be mentally painful.
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Curvy women may be more intelligent than skinny women due to fatty acids in their hips that improve their mental abilities, a study found.
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LOST! One Ape.. Last seen itching it's arse outside Costco Croydon FOR SALE: 2m length steel chain and one 12oz pot Anusol £8.00
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To do list: Dust off big coat Get a cold Fiddle with heating settings Change duvet Put fan back in wardrobe Make soup Find left glove
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On train to craven cottage ... It is so sweaty and noxious that my face has folded partially inward revealing a small door handle
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My cat is sad because another cat is causing rifts between all his friends by going around whispering lies to them.
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One of my favorite things on Earth is walking in the dappled forest light. (this morning, in High Park)
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Leadsom gets Food dept. "I feel that being a mum means you have a very real stake in the future of our country, a tangible stake,"
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