Joey Avery
@JoeyAveryComedy
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The guy who has @joeyavery just posts for steamy sex meet ups so here we are. IM ON TOUR hit the link in my bio for tickets or to request a city.
Joined March 2011
Questioning our friendship is insane, we’ve been to the Masters together.
If you hosted a podcast with someone for over 5 years would you take that person to The Masters over someone you just met?. Presented by @TwistedTea
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A tradition unlike any other.
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What people are missing about Harrison Butker’s speech
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Trump made Canada so mad the Leafs are winning playoff games.
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Still in shock.
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Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry’s space mission didn’t go how they thought
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For everyone curious Brandon tapped out around 3:30 (fair, we were up since 5am). I tweeted this from the car the Naruto ran back in, crushed beers, hung out until 6:30 and hand fought for a cab home after.
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Asking UNC frat guys about Bill Belichick’s new girlfriend
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The pencil went home with Brandon. Would happily recap the greatest two days ever at the finest course on the planet on the Yak.
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For the record you can fuck Will Smith’s wife but not joke about her haircut.
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Shedeur is just proof most people would rather date a 6 with the vibe of a 5 than a 7 who demands to be treated like a 10.
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If you want to hear me drunkenly try to recap waiting for Brandon while he puked due to sun migraines that’s here:
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This better save the entire planet tomorrow if you’re going to make me walk around the city looking like I’m drinking a colostomy bag
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Queue people being like “they made money for their family” I know, and part of their new job is receiving fair criticism. They are well compensated for it.
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Originated in China .Went viral in 2020.Incredibly contagious .Scares old people .Alters human behavior . You guessed it: TikTok.
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Just dropped 20 minute set for anyone who ain’t got shit to do on Easter ⬇️.
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Trump saying he finished before he actually did is the most he’s tried to relate to female voters.
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Does Shedeur even make sense as a 4-6th round pick? He doesn’t exactly have the vibe of chill devoted backup.
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The Denny’s grand slam, named after the baseball grand slam, got its name because it too is guaranteed to give you at least 4 runs.
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Actors are so good at doing shitty things and justifying them based on their experience pretending to be someone else
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Final Masters recap, Bezos send a bunch of women to space, insider trading, Braves broadcast controversy and Bill Bellicheck’s love life all on today’s pod.
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If you need me I’ll be in the gym for 72 straight hours 🫡
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Well isn't this just the touriest photo of all time. @Cammhunter @MartyMartino @DOWNWITHWEBSTER #RideItOut
http://t.co/SVls3kcZo3.
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Dear United States of Amerchica, meet your next President. (This ad paid for by @WeAreRadical for a better America) http://t.co/5hlnRtx4KX.
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My girlfriend is currently doing a “book club” over Zoom about Tiger King and I don’t have the heart to tell her this is a podcast.
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Made my Comedy Central debut today.
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Dude is about to get invited on more pods this month than Windhorst.
So, the left thinks what Karmelo Anthony did was self-defense, but what I did wasn’t? Can someone please help this make sense?.
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I don't think rap is necessarily misogynistic, I just think ho rhymes with too many words.
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500 RT’s and I’ll cut off my dick if the Packers come back and win.
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I am from California. And I am here to announce I will not be moving to TX
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Swinging in the front row of a comedy show is wild behavior
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Here is a photo of the exact moment I added "as seen on Fox" to my unrelated comedy bio.
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Nothing makes me feel like more of a cuck than agreeing to every service recommended at the mechanic.
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Cancelling every stand up show until the coronavirus has been handled is proof that laughter is not the best medicine.
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Not into football? Don’t care about the teams? All you have to do is bet slightly more than you’re financially comfortable with, sit back, and watch the most exciting game of your life!.
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And if you’re thinking you’d go with the 7 imagine having to sell it to a war room full of your boys.
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All the big Super Bowl story lines you DON’T want to miss.
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Shout out to everyone with 400 followers and “official” in their handle.
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If your girl goes from posting sunsets and dog pics to inspirational quotes and selfies. It's already over.
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Roseanne blaming Ambien for her racist tweet doesn’t excuse it, but it does explain why racists spend so much time in bed sheets.
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Coachella is the Super Bowl of music. And the minor leagues of Instagram photography.
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Don't forget. there is a difference between being censored for your beliefs and being ignored because you're an asshole.
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4 years ago I went to South Africa and taught the children about America's love of guns.
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Friend: Don’t worry about her, there are plenty of fish in the sea.Environmentally conscious single person: NO THERE AREN’T.
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You’ve either already seen this on Twitter @VinceMancini @mattlieb or just through your third eye. But either way. .
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Forgot how fun it is to have Kuminga out there. The man drives the lane like Henry Ruggs.
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It’s gonna be so embarrassing when we find out white claws and sriracha cause cancer.
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People who cannot lie power rankings: .1. Sir Mix-a-Lot.2. George Washington.
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Vacation is not over until I look like the before photo in a fitness ad.
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Haven’t told this part of the story yet but I had to go straight from the Masters to performing next to a special needs dance.
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This is some real vintage stuff. @WeAreRadical. Here's to being like a fine wine, and improving with age. http://t.co/QI2LD3MX8B.
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