i have a disease called it’s nice out so i’m drinking a twisted tea

i'm thankful for bartenders, touchtunes, dart boards, buckets of teas, bars that serve hot dogs, pool tables, free tattoos, and my parents lisa and steve

HEY 👋🤣 you little Twisted Turkeys ‼️🦃👀 It’s the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in NOVEMBER🍁🗓️ and that means its TWISTGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍃🍴👅🤠In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 TEABAGGERS 🤪🍁🦃👄😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back you’re in for a TWISTED🌪️☕ TURKEY DAY😍🍑🦃🤤💦

IT’S TWISTED TUESDAY AND I’M FEELING EXTRA GRATEFUL FOR TEABAGGER NATION TODAY, RT BELOW FOR A FOLLOW BACK🤝💛

friendsgiving but it’s just me at the bar drinking a twea talking to the bartenders

THIS TWISTED TUESDAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME AND THE ICE COLD TEAS IN MY FRIDGE 🤝 I’M FOLLOWING YOU BACK IF YOU RT

don't ask me why i'm drinking a twea at noon. ask yourself why you're not.

I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL BACK TO TWISTED TUESDAY, THIS WEEK I’M CRACKING A TEA AND FOLLOWING YOU BACK IF YOU BACK IF YOU RT👀

always check in on your friends (they might be drinking without you)

IF YOU’RE READING THIS IT’S TWISTED TUESDAY‼️TIME FOR COLD TEAS AND A FOLLOW BACK IF YOU RT⬇️

halloween parties are so funny because like why is a minion making out with a twisted tea

CRACK A COLD ONE & RALLY THE HOMIES‼️IT’S TWISTED TUESDAY AND I’M FOLLOWING YOU BACK IF YOU RT⬇️

clocking in for my shift at the drinking twisted tea at 3pm factory

🚨HAPPY TWISTED TUESDAY🚨 JUST CRACKED A TEA AND MIGHT EVEN SEND OUT MERCH TO SOME LUCKY TEABAGGERS IF YOU RT⬇️

oops i’m at the liquor store again

C’MON DOWN TO TWISTED TUESDAY, THE TEAS ARE COLD AND I’M FOLLOWING YOU BACK IF YOU RT👀

a tea not being twisted is like an angel without wings

IT’S TWISTED TUESDAY🗣️ THROW SOME TEAS ON ICE AND RT FOR A FOLLOWBACK🤝

please tell me you guys also see the life sized twisted tea

ONLY PEOPLE CELEBRATING TWISTED TUESDAY CAN SEE THIS TWEET👀 RT FOR A FOLLOW BACK TO PROVE IT

week 4 how we feelin?