Joel Murray
@JoelMurray9of9
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God Bless America, Mad Men, Shameless, Dharma and Greg, Whose Live Anyway. Monsters University, The Artist @wmurraygolf
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I’m up here in Halifax Nova Scotia tonight, and you know what they have here? Universal health care and no Fox News. Do you know why? No other countries consider Fox News a news source.
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Cheers to birthday boy Bill Murray! Here’s to many many more.
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I have a joke that would be good for all Americans but it has been stuck on Mitch McConnell’s desk for over 500 days.
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We’ve lost another of my idols. RIP Joe Flaherty
1941-2024
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Getting a little teary eyed when the team I’ve loved my whole life, sends ME a box of swag to keep me warm through the repeat. Thx
#FlyTheW
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John Prine could look your depression right in the eye and make you feel like you were doing a little bit better than what he was singing about. For years I’ve been saying “hello in there” to old people on the street, avoiding my eye contact.
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When I despair, I remember that all through history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been murderers and tyrants, and for a time they can seem invincible. But in the end they always fall. Think of it, always. -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (2 Oct 1869-1948)
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Happiest of birthdays to our friend and cohort Greg Proops!
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Amazed that people who put copious amounts of unverified white powder up their noses and had liquid filled plastic bags implanted in their chests and injected botulism in their faces, now want to tell the world not to use a vaccine the greatest minds in the world worked to create
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Coincidentally, I’m wearing the one outfit I brought for my audition in Hyannis. Didn’t know I’d be staying for a few months.
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Dharma and Greg lunch/get together. Got 7 out of 8 this time. Missing Mitch.
@thomasgibsonofficial
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@shae
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@realssullivan
#allenrachins
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I have found work for today. I will get back to looking tomorrow....Monday.
@williammurraygolf
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5 nights in Canada-3 wonderful audiences-3 different hotels-0 Fox News. I’ve been told by hundreds of angry bots that “I’m completely wrong-Fox News is everywhere in Canada and Canadian health care is horrible”
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My mom died 30 years ago today and my dad has been gone for 51. There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think of them and how unfair that is.
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Thanks to the nearly 40k people thus far who disagree with those bots. I guess I just got lucky?Stay nice. ☮️
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Well, if there is one good thing about 2020, it’s that we get to celebrate our 31st together for a change.
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The face you make when you realise your daughter is going to go to college with Tim Meadow’s son.
#DenisonU
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I’ve been married to one of these people for 29 years today ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
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Breaking News from Mike Pence’s
#CoronaVirus
task force: The long standing 5 second rule for dropped food has been reduced to 3 seconds.
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Happy birthday to my good friend Ryan Stiles. At least we still have hair ❤️
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Archie Bunker was a racist. Carroll O’Conner was not. There’s a big difference between playing one and spouting off in public as one.
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This Year's eco friendly card.. Murray Christmas to all and a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!
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Ed was the nice Murray ❤️ who remembered everyone’s name. ❤️
RIP Ed Murray... One of the greatest in one of the greatest families.
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We’ve been drinking of ways to get together with you. Virtually but still live. October 3rd A Master...ish class in improv
Tickets at: …
(
@WhoseLiveAnyway
@WhoseRyanStiles
@GregProops
@JoelMurray9of9
@JeffBryanDavis
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With our favorite daughter turning 20 today, Eliza and I have successfully completed 18 continuous years of having teenagers. Happy Birthday, Annie!
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This grin on my face? It’s me knowing I outkicked my coverage 32 years ago.
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I guess I’m not the only one who would drive 5 hrs round trip to play golf with Bill Murray. It’s always worth it.
@williammurraygolf
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Today I was able to get the second shot of the vaccine.....for Shingles. If you’re over 50 you should think about getting it too.
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Big hitter, The Lama.
We are truly brothers and sisters. We all face the same kind of problems and we all have the ability to overcome them. That means putting our human brains to good use, combined with a strong sense of warm-heartedness.
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Your Thought for Today
It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.
-- Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
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We have a loved one having surgery today, so my daughter and I thought it would be good karma to donate some blood today. Be well everybody heart. Tartan mask = ByBetsyBlue on Etsy
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The nice thing about a smaller thanksgiving is that nobody has a problem with watching The Last Waltz after dinner. ❤️
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At my bother’s Christmas party there were many luminaries. David Letterman, Sophia Coppola , Michael Cera, Jane Pauly, John Prine, Lowden Wainwright III, Mikhail Baryshnikov and many more were all there. I only got my picture taken with one superstar, special guest John Holecek.
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August 8th, 1986. One Crazy Summer was released 35 years ago today!
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Closing Shawn’s Irish Bar in Toledo with my sister/godmother. Happy Birthday to Nancy the nun!
@WhoseLiveAnyway
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Seems to me that an intelligent president could turn these horrible natural disasters into creating 50, 000 jobs to help those in need.
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Happy birthday to my favorite director, Bobcat Goldthwait!
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
-- Dr. Seuss
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My eldest son is now working post production for Nickelodeon out of my home office. My third son is now attending Penn State in the boys room. My daughter is now attending University of the guest house and my 2nd son was just accepted to a grad program in what was my gym.
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Grateful for good friends on the last day of outdoor dining for a while.
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Yesterday we lost the gentleman’s gentleman, Danny Breen and 50 years earlier to the day, I lost my father. I think they would want us today, instead of mourning their passing, to seriously think about all the other people in our lives we wish were dead instead.
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Happy birthday to the forever youthful Thomas Gibson! Welcome to my age. Toasting you from the west coast. 🇺🇸
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Remember that day when your hair decided to go above and beyond to suddenly become a team player?
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Maybe one out of a bunch will give me a smile, making me think they know what I’m referring to. Be good to each other. It might be your last chance. Oh, and my sister’s a nun.
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Bill Withers was a milkman. John Prine was a mailman. Essential Blessed Workers.
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We were supposed to be in beautiful Kelowna, British Columbia tonight. We miss you all. ♥️
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The Cubs and the US Open are both coming to California. I want to make sure I’m ready for both.
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Today I watched the Bears win, the Cubs win and the Bulls win while only logging 1008 steps on my Fitbit. I think
@ChiPartyAunt
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Proud of my friend
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28 years ago today I became a father to the sweetest baby ever. He has since become the sweetest man I know. Happy Birthday, Hank!
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Very sad to hear Charlie Robinson has passed. He was a sweet, sweet man, always in peak physical condition. And the thing that always impressed me most - he was from Houston Texas and was one of the Drells.
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