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@JoeSweatpants
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1 year
Hi my name is Montez and I’m auditioning for stressed out black man just tryna make it and he has four daughters
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@JoeSweatpants
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COME GET YALL JUICE!
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Future Grammy Winner
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So…this happened…
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The nigga. Turned his body. To the side
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Healthy chronicles Vol. 4
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Ong im never booking through Airbnb again
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Please pay these teachers
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3 years
Bruh
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?
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2 years
Putin said
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@JoeSweatpants
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7 years
Girls with no ass. How do you feel when you walk past a group of guys knowing you about to ruin their day?
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@SaintMarco25 This ain’t the place for this brother
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Chris rock coming back a year later with Will Smith jokes
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4 years
@heavennrileyy Shoulda already knew soon as he poked his head in
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2 years
@Michael2fye Buddy said free samples? Don’t mind if I do
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3 years
Red Flags for dating fine women. A Thread:
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11 months
This who we need to be doin debates with Shannon sharpe
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7 months
@juhlissuhh This not gonna blow up but I really wish it did because I’m crying
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3 years
If she white. Leave it alone.
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@prettyfknnuts This has me crying fr
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@cxlame Aint no reason I should be laughing THIS hard
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4 years
@Meka_Lullaby Jordan peele looking at this post
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4 years
Imagine Batman in Endgame tryna hit thanos with a batarang
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6 years
Y’all are actually serious about liking Kodak Black music. Like for real
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3 years
Every time I shower I think about when Twitter said white people don’t be washin their legs. Every time.
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4 years
If you was white what kind of white would you be
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4 months
@S_Jeezy_ Why they make him do a flip I’m crying
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11 months
Tag yourself. I’m #22
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6 years
When the sorting durag puts me in Cripindor #BlackHogwarts
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7 years
When niggas say dragonball z is for nerds
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3 years
If she prefer dark liquor that means she got brothers that’ll beat yo ass. Leave it alone
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2 years
POV you in Krump battle
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please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh… i need a good laugh right now.
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3 years
Ask her her favorite rb artists right now. If one of em if jhene aiko just don’t even text back
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2 years
@MrRedMartian This not even crazy standards lmao
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3 years
If she wear her hair natural that means she got whips and handcuffs in her closet
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3 years
If her name supposed to start with a C but it start with a K. That flag red as hell.
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3 years
If she under 5’2. She got anger problems.
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3 years
If she anemic she gon steal your clothes. But she a keeper.
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3 years
If she had a bratz doll growing up. Good luck with that one
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2 months
I’m not gonna say the show sucked but I just thought going to a Kanye show would be different #rollingloud
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3 years
If she don’t like kids that means she ain’t got a soul. Dodge it
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3 years
If she wear Jordan’s. She still love her ex. Red flag brother
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@NotPayingThe5 @priscillaosarfo This yo best tweet ever
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3 years
If she still use Snapchat. I got bad news for you
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4 years
Black people cant get lice or the corona virus. What can we get?
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2 years
Never met a nigga named Mark that was a real nigga
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3 years
If she got more than 6 bras. That’s a no go. What you need all these bras for?
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3 years
If she call her mom mommy then that means she not used to paying for stuff herself. Red flag
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11 months
Ja Morant right before game 26
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3 years
Why seasoning cost so much money? That’s why white people be so rich
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What part of adult life surprised you most?
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If she wear turtle necks. She’s a keeper. Unless she wear them with a blazer at the same time.
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@la__duch
𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 👊🏽🤜🏽
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Finally got a new phone. I done had the same iPhone since 2010. 😪
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3 years
If she only got one dimple. No sir. That’s a reddy
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If she got an android. That’s a no go
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If she does yoga or meditates. Nope. No no no.
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If she got a small or white pet dog she for the streets. If she got a big pet dog she a keeper.
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8 years
When y'all arguing over text vs when y'all arguing in person
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If she’s ever had pink or blue in her hair. She’s been through some shit
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If she leave the house wearing mismatch socks. Idc how fine she is. Red flag
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If she don’t smile in none of her pictures. No go.
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Virgos after they make an organized list of things to do and don’t do any of them
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3 years
Her mom fine as hell and single. Super red flag. Her mom fine and married. Store green flag.
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If she grab her own chest when she chillin for no reason. Big red flag.
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If she watch power or Empire. She date drug dealers.
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2 years
@dubbiedadon Your bf trying his hardest to build a family
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3 years
Fine women cars is always dirty. If her car is clean that mean her room is dirty or she just a Libra.
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If she was a cheerleader in high school dodge that
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After I get my powers and a white gets outta line
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If her name can also be a stripper name. Don’t even save her number
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If she got more than four pillows on her bed that mean she clingy as hell.
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If she got stuffed animals sex gon be great but she gon stress you out. Red flag
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If her dad a pastor or police officer she gon choke you in the bedroom
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If she got a crack in her phone screen she don’t take care of her self. Red flag.
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If she takes naps without going to work RED FLAG
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Slim thug came outta nowhere saying r*pe victims shouldn’t ask for money and now he getting exposed for cheating on his wife and getting his cousin pregnant
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White people turn invisible when the put the blue cap on
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If she only eat once a day. Bad sign.
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If she drive a dodge she gon try to peg you. Unless that’s your goal dodge it
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@Nillabeanshawni What was Chris Paul supposed to do about this?
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If she knows who this is. Red flag.
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4 years
Can’t wait til fall so I can start really dressin
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3 years
Without downloading any new videos what’s it like dating you?
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@TOODAMNG00D Thank you
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Party Flyer: Be there or be square Me:
@Riches_21
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Me walking out of Walmart with a flat screen in my mouth
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What’s your first tweet after you win 65 million dollars
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I remember when someone said Mia Khalifa last name sound like a Michael Jackson adlib
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@Charlestonwhyt What is wrong with this nigga lmfao
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What upsets you the most about this picture. You can only choose one
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If her ass jiggle while she wearing jeans. Don’t introduce her to your family.
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If she was ugly her senior year of school. Nah man. Leave her alone.
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What Beyoncé was doing with her voice at 3-5 minutes of Virgos groove. Idk anyone else alive that can do that besides Christina Aguilera, Young thug and Maybe Jennifer Hudson
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