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Morose, sullen, clownish, and repulsive

Joined October 2019
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@mskmalibu
đ“šá©š
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stop bothering me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of
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Megafaunadoodle
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Shark in the Water. It’s Degrassi-coded
@thatsoburcu
bibi 🏒 | HR Spoilers
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everyone place your bets now!! WHAT SONG IS PLAYING IN THIS SCENE
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@banvinluvifugay
Vinluv Anton Handesbukia(HATEFUL FART CARTOONIST)
3 days
Me watching SalĂČ, or the 120 Days of Sodom and they start shilling for Zaxby's in perfect English :
@xai
xAI
4 days
Halftime: Dynamically weaves AI-generated ads into the scenes you’re watching, so breaks feel like part of the story instead of interruptions. @krishgarg09 @yuviecodes @lohanipravin
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Megafaunadoodle
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Megafaunadoodle
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All arguments from natural law are exactly this dumb, btw
@AuronMacintyre
Auron MacIntyre
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Aristotle explains why usury is the must hated, dishonorable, and unnatural way to gain wealth
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Megafaunadoodle
8 days
There’s a gay longhouse too
@zjfrank13
Zach
8 days
Every time a gay guy has a male artist in his replay/wrapped I’m like ok we get it
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Megafaunadoodle
9 days
Someone should make a movie about what the world would be like if women actually wanted to have sex with men
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Megafaunadoodle
14 days
The kind of pics you start getting after an undergrad asks if you want “switch to sc”
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
14 days
Benson Boone looks handsome in new selfie.
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Megafaunadoodle
14 days
(Implying smoking 7 cigarettes is bad)
@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson
14 days
Ave thanksgiving meal is = to smoking 7 cigarettes. Why and how to avoid... Average + 4,500 calories across day + 229 g fat + 69 g saturated fat + 450–600 g carbs + 150–200 g sugar (pies, rolls, alcohol...) + 3,000–4,500 mg sodium The damage: + massive glucose spikes +
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Megafaunadoodle
14 days
Meanwhile, every girl on your bar trivia team: “Oh my Gooood, how did you KNOW thaaaaat?”
@MadelaineLucyH
Madelaine Hanson
16 days
If there is one thing I HATE men saying to me, it is “woah you’re really smart, there aren’t many girls like you” My friends designed a traction powered enhancement cog for bikes and were discussing the coexistence of deities from different faiths before we were nine sit down
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Megafaunadoodle
17 days
Retarded, almost inscrutable tweet
@zeta_globin
zeta
18 days
my college boyfriend gave me a hard rule of no bathrobes because you really should not own one if you have any family history of actual clinical major biochemical wholly irrational depression instead make your depression wardrobe gym gear
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@CharlesFLehman
Charles Fain Lehman
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It's wild how much opposition to three-strikes laws is just anecdotes
@brianros1
Brian Rosenwald
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Tell me you weren't alive in the 1990s without telling me. The concept — lock up people with long rap sheets who commit lots of crimes makes sense. But the implementation, where you had people stealing $10 items and getting life sentences, was a disaster. Or addicts who could be
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Megafaunadoodle
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The increase is clearly just down to him becoming president, but it reinforces my hunch that he’s in the same pantheon as Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon as one of the most talked-about people ever
@ChrisCillizza
Chris Cillizza
27 days
In the newly-released Epstein emails, Donald Trump is mentioned more than Bill Clinton and Larry Summers -- by a lot https://t.co/kYBwregRfc
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Megafaunadoodle
27 days
Maybe you shouldn’t be that surprised, idk!
@ggreenwald
Glenn Greenwald
27 days
The obvious affection and intense friendship Chomsky had with Jeffrey Epstein is truly baffling and hard to reconcile with everything else one knows about Chomsky. But this letter is in Chomsky's own words and leaves no doubt about the depth of their relationship:
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Megafaunadoodle
28 days
No, bc it’s been 15 days since the original tweet
@hyakinthosss
Hyacinth
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does my back card pass?
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@BrendanCarrFCC
Brendan Carr
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Robocallers located abroad have been tricking Americans into picking up their phones by displaying U.S. area codes. But now, the FCC is seeking comment on rules to prevent anyone -including a legit biz with call centers abroad - from masking the caller's real country of origin.
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Megafaunadoodle
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I thought for sure this was Sun Yat Sen killing Yuan Shikai until I looked at the QT
@permanganato_
Permanganato PotĂĄsico â˜­đŸš©
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Cope harder please
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Megafaunadoodle
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It’s cool how Tums are flavored chalk
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