Megafaunadoodle
@Jmvftp
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Morose, sullen, clownish, and repulsive
Joined October 2019
stop bothering me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of
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Shark in the Water. Itâs Degrassi-coded
everyone place your bets now!! WHAT SONG IS PLAYING IN THIS SCENE
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Me watching SalĂČ, or the 120 Days of Sodom and they start shilling for Zaxby's in perfect English :
Halftime: Dynamically weaves AI-generated ads into the scenes youâre watching, so breaks feel like part of the story instead of interruptions. @krishgarg09 @yuviecodes @lohanipravin
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All arguments from natural law are exactly this dumb, btw
Aristotle explains why usury is the must hated, dishonorable, and unnatural way to gain wealth
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Thereâs a gay longhouse too
Every time a gay guy has a male artist in his replay/wrapped Iâm like ok we get it
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Someone should make a movie about what the world would be like if women actually wanted to have sex with men
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(Implying smoking 7 cigarettes is bad)
Ave thanksgiving meal is = to smoking 7 cigarettes. Why and how to avoid... Average + 4,500 calories across day + 229 g fat + 69 g saturated fat + 450â600 g carbs + 150â200 g sugar (pies, rolls, alcohol...) + 3,000â4,500 mg sodium The damage: + massive glucose spikes +
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Meanwhile, every girl on your bar trivia team: âOh my Gooood, how did you KNOW thaaaaat?â
If there is one thing I HATE men saying to me, it is âwoah youâre really smart, there arenât many girls like youâ My friends designed a traction powered enhancement cog for bikes and were discussing the coexistence of deities from different faiths before we were nine sit down
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Retarded, almost inscrutable tweet
my college boyfriend gave me a hard rule of no bathrobes because you really should not own one if you have any family history of actual clinical major biochemical wholly irrational depression instead make your depression wardrobe gym gear
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It's wild how much opposition to three-strikes laws is just anecdotes
Tell me you weren't alive in the 1990s without telling me. The concept â lock up people with long rap sheets who commit lots of crimes makes sense. But the implementation, where you had people stealing $10 items and getting life sentences, was a disaster. Or addicts who could be
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The increase is clearly just down to him becoming president, but it reinforces my hunch that heâs in the same pantheon as Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon as one of the most talked-about people ever
In the newly-released Epstein emails, Donald Trump is mentioned more than Bill Clinton and Larry Summers -- by a lot https://t.co/kYBwregRfc
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Maybe you shouldnât be that surprised, idk!
The obvious affection and intense friendship Chomsky had with Jeffrey Epstein is truly baffling and hard to reconcile with everything else one knows about Chomsky. But this letter is in Chomsky's own words and leaves no doubt about the depth of their relationship:
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No, bc itâs been 15 days since the original tweet
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Robocallers located abroad have been tricking Americans into picking up their phones by displaying U.S. area codes. But now, the FCC is seeking comment on rules to prevent anyone -including a legit biz with call centers abroad - from masking the caller's real country of origin.
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I thought for sure this was Sun Yat Sen killing Yuan Shikai until I looked at the QT
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