Just got out of the shower and my bangs look marvelous Like stalks of flowing grain now I want to make an ergot poisoning joke cause I'm odd

For every polar bear who strikes it rich in soft drink advertising, there are dozens back home in the Arctic living in dilapidated housing.

For no reason at all Jon Hamm and Adam Scott recreated the SIMON & SIMON intro and it's glorious

Helping out at a boys birthday party for 12 year olds. Please pray for my sanity.

Love this time of year 🥰

I do this not out of love but hate. This puzzle has broken weaker men and it shall break more this semester. Long live the undefeated puzzle!

Off to the pub for trivia night. Where is my team at? I need someone who knows the sports balls and the popular culture questions.

I liked the phrase “deskies” for desk buddies but a coworker coined the phrase “shifties” for shift buddies and I love it! It also sounds like they steal things together.

Just had a Smurf question at trivia and my encyclopedic knowledge failed us! -hanging my head in shame-

Off to the pub for trivia night. Steaks cut questions are being dropped left and right.

Faculty function at work. They have the best table decor.

It’s too much going on in this video

After a busy week of harvesting, it’s time for a mice rest.

Waiting at the lost and forgotten corner of baggage claim. In a seat made for two!

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to spend half of my day logging in to Microsoft authenticator.

Just did storytime for 2 kids and 10 adults. Always fun to get out of the camcorder bag and read stories.

Just realizing that I collect and hardly use lighters, blank journals and ketchup packets.

Off to the pub for trivia. I hope my vast knowledge of useless things comes in handy.

Not sure about the threatening aura on this item.

This lovely kitten is fast asleep trapping me here.

Ancient authors say that Pericles always wore a helmet to cover his odd-shaped head, but I'd like to explore a new theory.