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Mad to think Neil Warnock was 63 when Rangers were formed.
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Imagine this scenario
Lazio 0 Celtic 2
Feyenoord 0 Atletico 1
Celtic 1 Feyenoord 0
Atletico 1 Lazio 0
Atletico 14 pts
Celtic 7 pts
Lazio 7 pts
Feyenoord 6 pts
Celtic through on head to heads with Lazio
KEEP THE FAITH
HH 🇮🇪🍀
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They said he would be gone by Christmas.
Instead, he broke records.
Ange fucking Postecoglou.
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To the folk turning their noses up at Luke McCowan:
- He's a tidy wee player
- Captains his club
- He's Scottish and home grown, which is important for European rules
- He's cheap
- No risk whatsoever
👍
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So it would appear that both Rangers and Hearts have fucked up two great fixtures as neither can stand the thought of Celtic celebrating a victory on their turf.
Pathetic small time losers, the pair of them.
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What an absolute bellend Naismith is. Making his two Japanese players travel home by train after ordering the team bus to depart without them. For talking to their countrymen! A snide wank of a man.
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Another fascinating photo from the
@RangersFC
archives. This picture was taken in August 1990 when to the right a very young Alex Rae met his boyhood idol Terry Hurlock.
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I have the distinct feeling the Ibrox story is about to get much, much worse for Rangers.
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From next season, group stages in the Champions League will be a thing of the past.
Which means that Rangers will forever be remembered as the worst side to have ever 'competed' in them.
Another world record, this time theirs to keep for eternity.
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Mark Dingwall, prison sex fantasist weirdo that runs Follow Follow:
-Friends with William Beggs, the 'limbs in the loch' killer
-Supported Nelson Mandela being hung when a student
-Failed Unionist MP
-Still lives with his Maw
An absolute freak and a danger.
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If Rangers beat Aberdeen by 3 goals or more, which let's face it is quite possible, they'll go top of the league for the first time in 2 years.
It's a scandal that Rodgers, the players and the board have allowed that to happen having been 8 points clear earlier.
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Paddy Roberts has scored a meagre 8 goals since he left Celtic.
Yep- just 8 goals over 115 matches for 6 different clubs, clubs like Sunderland, Troyes, Girona, Norwich, Middlesbrough and Derby.
Anyone who wants him back is off their fucking rocker.
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The antennae at the top is for communicating with Huns from other planets
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Let's take nothing for granted on Wednesday.
Kilmarnock have already beaten us twice this season. They're a good team, and McInnes hates us.
They will be up for it, and it was always one of the most dangerous post split fixtures that stood out for me.
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If Arsenal buys Frimpong for £40m, Celtic is due £12m (as we have a 30% sell on clause).
As Mark Knopfler might say, that's basically money for doing very little at all, and it must surely make Rangers fans feel even more depressed about next season.
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The SFA need to take Rangers to task over this and go straight for the juggler.
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Ajax paid Rangers £25m for this chump. What's even funnier is the money disappeared into thin air.
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My mate
@FaeTheYY
's company is doing the safety checks at the asbestos dome, and they found this.
Immediate repairs are needed before they can get a safety certificate. Going to cost them millions.
Ibrox won't be opening again any time soon.
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Bet you anything Hearts will refuse Celtic any tickets for Tynecastle and dress it up as "security concerns". Absolutely nailed on.
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Been told by an insider on the job that the structural defects that have been identified regarding the Copeland Road end are so serious, that there are now grave concerns over the future of the stand. It may need to be demolished.
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O'Riley is a fine player, but let's not be silly. He's destined for bigger things than Celtic.
And a midfield trio of McGregor, Bernardo and Hatate doesn't sound too bad now, does it?
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Tavernier blocking hundreds of Rangers fans 🤣
Won't end well for him, better get some steel shutters for his windaes...
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Couldn't care less what any Rangers fan says about Callum McGregor in a Scotland jersey.
A bunch of sad, bitter losers, and most of them don't even support Scotland anyway.
Let them stew in their own shite.
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Rodgers is the guy that persists with Taylor.
The guy that picks some useless loan tube ahead of £8m worth of new defenders.
The guy who talks shite about Mikey Johnston.
The guy who's ruined Kyogo to such an extent he's now benched.
Everything is on him.
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I'm not always a fan of the Green Brigade but it cannot be denied that Celtic Park will be a poorer place without them. And we all know the real reason why they've been banned. Our board are a shower of absolute cretins. They represent Celtic as men in suits only. Fuck them.
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A young Saddam Hussein, pictured just before the outbreak of the Iran- Iraq conflict, September 1980
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Wee dug found lost in Larkhall area. Not chipped. Please RT so as to get the puir wee thing back home
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Ryan Christie coming back makes sense. In his final year at Bournemouth, so likely affordable.
Excelled under Rodgers last time.
Don't forget, he was 1 of 2 players from the Lennon takeover (him & Edouard) that Ange was desperate to keep.
Bring him home.
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This might just be one of the greatest banter seasons ever.
I honestly get the sense that the club and the Hun hordes are on the very brink of a spectacular combustion.
All of the ingredients are there. Let's sit back and enjoy every second of it.
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Criminal we've let an 8 point lead slip into a situation where a very pedestrian Hun team now has the ascendancy in a title race that should never have happened if they win their game in hand.
That's on Rodgers make no mistake about it.
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I've hated a few Rangers managers in the past, mainly because they were good managers. But Beale...I just can't fucking stand him cos he's a chippy half articulate cockney wanker. I honestly can barely watch him or listen to him. A complete tosser on every level.
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Here's a pic of John "Bomber" Brown holding aloft the original Teddy Bear from the Ibrox trophy room. You don't have to like your rivals to appreciate some good old nostalgic fitba trivia. This particular bear was gifted to the Gers by Adolf Hitler in 1943.
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Green Brigade- absolute fannies. Boycotting Forrest's testimonial or Rodgers first home game, who cares. Fannies.
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There is a real 'end of days' vibe circulating once again around Rangers right now.
I would not be surprised if a game of football is never played at Ibrox ever again.
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Celtic should tell that oily looking spiv cunt Bisgrove to fuck right off with his offer of 700 tickets.
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I know of two Rangers fans in a well known Glasgow hospital who came back from Turkey with no brains. Their organs were literally stolen whilst the fans were under anaesthetic getting their teeth done. Remarkably, they've increased the average IQ amongst the Rangers support.
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There are some deeply emotionally and psychologically disturbed individuals that support Rangers. Many of whom that probably shouldn't be walking the streets amongst society.
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I see Rangers fans have put a £12m valuation on Ciufentes, despite only having paid just north of £1m for the fella. Absolute lunatics 😂
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I thought Lundstam was excellent today. An assist, a goal, and a red card.
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Huns can move to just 2 points behind us tonight, still with a game in hand.
What a fucking mess honestly.
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@jambotree
Rules against talking to your friends and countrymen? What a lovely environment to work in that must be.
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The West has decided to strike the only people in the Middle East sticking up for the Palestinians, the Houthis, on the same day that Israel faced charges of genocide in the Hague.
Most people with a conscience know exactly what's going on here. Fuck these cunts.
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A group of PSG fans have this morning laid a single baguette at the scene of the fallen tree at
#SycamoreGap
as a mark of respect 🤝
#NUFC
#PSG
#Respect
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I don't think I can listen to another Primal Scream record again after the way that toerag Gillespie treated Denise Johnson and now Martin Duffy. His whole schtik is a lie. A phoney, nasty piece of utter shit. Fuck him and his fake socialist bollocks.
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In all seriousness, we should be asking for the audio over this. Rangers set a precedent on that front so I don't see why we shouldn't. This is quite simply bent.
Very possible the worst decision yet with Ref/Var
🤮👇
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An Irish lad who fulfilled his boyhood dream of pulling on the famous green & white hoops. His ability may have been limited, but his achievements were anything but. Hail Hail Jonny fuckin' Hayes.
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It'll be some craic overtaking Rangers trophy haul but you won't catch me proclaiming Celtic as the "most successful club in the world". Folk outside our game having been pointing and laughing at the Huns for years over that risible shite. But it's still gonna be very enjoyable.
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Here we go. Couldn't keep out of it, could we?
British fighter jets based in Cyprus have begun helping intercept Iranian missiles, drones fired from Iran at Israel.
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I want to see Beale absolutely broken after the final whistle. I want to witness a crumpled haunted wreck of a man with a thousand yard stare gazing into the darkest abyss imaginable. I want a scoreline so utterly devastating he's completely psychologically crushed for ever.
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Any truth in the rumours that Lana Wolf, Abdul & Grado are next in line to be included within the Rangers Hall Of Fame?
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I love nights like this when the whole of Scotland (apart from them) comes together in hope of watching Rangers fans in tears after the match. Grown men, women, children- even their pets. Fuck them all.
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They'll pump Killie 4 nil today and be back to being world beaters. If we'd have played that team v Sellick we'd have pumped them, they'll say. Absolutely guaranteed.
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RIP James Doleman. The Departure Lounge piece he wrote just a few weeks ago was a very brave thing to publish.
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Going to padlock my account soon. Finding things a bit tough right now on here, so will be limiting discourse to trusted fans only for the next 24-36 hours or so. Your support means everything ❤️
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Here's my big non Celtic prediction for the season ahead:
Aberdeen will significantly cut the gap on Rangers, and there will be a genuine contest this season for second spot.
Bookmark it, I don't care.
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@tinyklaus
Astonishing stuff being said. The football field sized red object is freaky as fuck.
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He was arrested by Special Branch.
UK news: Man arrested for having sex with tree in busy park
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I've said it before, but I'll say it again.
What an absolute cunt of a man Keir Starmer is.
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@afneil
The plot needs no thickening. It always was and will be that she's a morally contemptible opportunist handed the loot on a silver platter by the corrupt miscreants currently masquerading as the Conservative Party. Now she's been thrown under the bus as the Covid enquiry ongoes.
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Anyone laying into the manager, tactics, performance, and/ or players' effort tonight is, quite frankly, an ignorant bellend worthy of multiple blockings.
As gutting as that result was, the football I saw tonight was mostly excellent (which only makes the result more gutting)
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That's the Bears 5 points clear in the Michael Beale Mini League that started last Saturday. Celtic really need to pull the finger out if they're to claw this back. Must win game on Wednesday, let's hope the Jambos do us a turn as well.
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@liamgallagher
@SAFCIANPETERLEE
Will John be doing the Definitely Maybe tour though? Here's what your brother had to say about the possibility
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Well done to Rangers for winning the "they made it competitive for spells" trophy 🏆
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If we are going to war with Russia may I suggest Rangers fans get called up first?
They have shown that they love King & Country the most, are staunch defenders of the Union, and will surely be champing at the bit to defend our United Kingdom 🇬🇧 🪖 🔫
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Why does Rod Stewart support Celtic when Rangers identity clearly fits the wizened auld twat far better?
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Some amount of negative cunts on here. Thought we were excellent in parts. Livingston made it a really good cup tie. We won 4-2 and on course for a double, you'd think some fans actually want us to fail. Freaks.
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It's surely time to start having a discussion about whether Rangers home Glasgow derby fixtures should be played behind closed doors.
If the hosts can't guarantee the safety of the visiting sides players, coaches and staff there should at least be a serious debate about it.
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Wearing a jumper won't turn you into Ange Postecoglou, mate
🔵 "It's important we come back next season and make a bigger challenge of it"
Rangers manager Michael Beale reacts to Celtic's title win after their 1-0 win over Aberdeen 🔽
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I think folk from this country that watch the Superbowl just pretend to like it.
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@sentdefender
Struggling to see how Ukrainian drones might make it all the way to the Kremlin undetected. This sounds like complete bullshit to me. No doubt fabricated by the Russians themselves.
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Didn't expect this to blow up like it did. But since you're here, fuck the Huns and fuck the King.
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If I were in charge of Celtic's transfer business I'd be offering O'Riley a contract making him the highest paid player at the club rather than trying to sell him for £20m.
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Let's not forget that despite as bad as we've been, there's an opportunity to go 4 points clear of Rangers next weekend.
They will lose their shit if that happenss, especially considering how awful we've been.
That's not to be sniffed at. It's potentially a very big moment.
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I didn't expect this tweet to blow up. Whilst you're here, follow me for cooking tips, music tips, and excellent banter. 👌
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I've got a mate who's got psychic abilities.
He's able to 'remote view' stuff under the influence of psychedelic drugs.
He WhatsApp'ed me earlier and telt me that he can't even begin to describe what he's seen inside Ibrox.
I will post more as and when I get it.
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The John Squire & Liam Gallagher album is a triumph. Fucking superb.
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Finally blocked that Bhoysviews tit. Cunt thinks he's the voice of the Celtic support
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Rangers record as the worst ever Champions League side is going to be under serious threat if Rodgers doesn't sort this rubbish out
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In every single respect the Celtic team we are watching this season is grossly inferior to the one that we witnessed last season.
There is absolutely no doubt about that whatsoever. Watch out for the replies to this tweet. Anyone arguing to the contrary is an absolute moron.
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The much maligned Joe Hart has been excellent these past 2 games. If not for him, we could easily have picked up 0 points rather than 4.
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