His Excellency, Jim MBE 🏆
@JimJones1425
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The best in the world. Opinions factually correct on all matters. King of Spurs twitter. Better than you 👑 (Jim/Jimself)
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🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 From now on I will be retweeting ALL Arsenal moments of cope, bitterness and denial. Please tag me in all of these so I can spread the word of how bitter they are, and how badly they’re trying to cope with what’s just happened.
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🇭🇷 Luka Vuskovic has been included in @WhoScored’s Team of the Season so far for Europe’s top 5 leagues. He also has the highest average rating (7.72) out of all centre-backs in these leagues… ⚪️🤯
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Is “scanning” a new nerd term? Is this person to be ignored?
His scanning is so poor for a player who’s played central midfield his whole career Doesn’t even bother check his shoulder
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Saka is obviously not the worst one, however, he quietly has TWO open play goals/assists since November 2024
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No because I was told that once Ange left we wouldn’t be able to attract players and all our players would revolt and leave and we’d get relegated
🚨 João Palhinha: “I’m happy at Spurs, I’m enjoying my time. At Tottenham, I've had chances I didn't have before”. “I feel complete confidence in the people who wanted me to join the club. In this case, the manager Thomas Frank”.
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If I was at a wedding and this happened I wouldn’t simply and publicly leave
Worst wedding speech ever Imagine using your wedding day to rant about gaza and men in dresses
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Honestly I just wouldn’t bother
Brilliant news to see that Tom Lockyer has been given the all clear to return to football. Fingers crossed it works out for him. Seems a really top professional and bloke. Pob lwc, Tom. 🏴
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This is what’s going to happen here with the new digital ID btw
Meanwhile tens of thousands young Chinese people are becoming homeless, Because they are blacklisted by Social Credit System. Once you are blacklisted, you are banned from using Digital wallet WeChat. This makes it hard for you to receive salary. So you can't find a job.
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I will never, ever understand people who leave behind shit holes, get the chance to live somewhere nice, and then just try and turn it into the shit hole they worked so hard to escape. Its like winning the lottery, buying a mansion, then trashing it.
Big shoutout to the Indian community in Mernda, Melbourne. You are filthy pigs. Shame on you for dumping all of your rubbish into our waterways after your Indian Festival last Saturday. You would want to get down there ASAP & collect all of your trash otherwise I will happily
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Had a debate with an Arsenal fan Saturday (bad idea I know), and I said that Spurs best ever players are better than Arsenal’s best ever players, and that Spurs best ever PL players are better than Arsenal’s. A Spurs/Arsenal PL XI would be mainly Spurs. So am I right?
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No because a certain illiterate Spurs fan told me he’s our greatest ever manager
Ange Postecoglou has won one of his last sixteen Premier League games, against Southampton at home, the second worst Premier League team in history
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Yet to understand why a full-grown adult male even cares, let alone gets angry about what other people are wearing on their feet
Yet to understand why a full-grown adult male decides to wear Crocs in public? 🤷♂️ Might as well carry a sign that says “I like hanging around children’s playgrounds” & your favourite tv programme is definitely the Haribo adverts!
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I just paid £130 for £60 worth of shopping and this is what you’re worried about?
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Shittest opinion of all time
Squad breakdown The level: Porro Romero VDV Udogie Madders Xavi Kulu Kudus Solanke Squad player: Vicario Spence Danso Palinha High potential: Bergvall Gray Sarr Gray Need more: Kinsky Takai Odobert Tel Scarlett RKM Sell: Dragusin Davies Bentancur Bissouma Richy Johnson
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Simple reason. Refs in the PL are doing everything they possible can to help Arsenal win it. Refs in UCL do the same but Liverpool results don’t directly affect Arsenal.
Arne Slot on the Isak penalty incident: 🗣️“In the Champions League that was a penalty. In the Premier League, there are different standards.” If Liverpool manage to win the title again, it’ll surpass last season. They’re getting nothing from PGMOL. https://t.co/jMb8BKCG1c
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Interesting one abolishing landlords. Whilst I agree people shouldn’t have 20 houses that they rent out for too much and have that as a job, if someone say inherited a house from their parents, I don’t think they should be forced to sell it.
Seen a lot of Labour briefcases ripping on Zack Polanski for suggesting we should abolish landlordism. What did Keir Hardie, the original leader of the Labour Party, have to say about landlords?
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This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year
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If Frank comes through this in relatively good shape with the players we’ve currently got available then he’s a miracle worker.
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1. VDV (Arguably our best signing since Modric) 2. Porro 3. Romero
Spurs fans. Who are your top three signings from 2020 to now? I’ll read them out on Sky Sports News tomorrow. We have three shows looking back on memorable signings, the past summer window & early whispers ahead of January. Use the hashtag #202020
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Honestly the fact Forest fans spent the summer thinking they've got one over us and that they were better than us cos they finished higher once, only to end up with the worst manager ever getting them relegated and losing MGW for less money in the summer makes me so so so happy.
What Ange does instead of researching tactics #nffc
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