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@JimCognito2016

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The only reason I created this account was to enrage stupid people. if you found yourself here, it clearly worked.

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@JimCognito2016
Jim Cognito
4 years
@LozzaFox Why are you wearing glasses when you have eyes?
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As a journalist, I do try and be 100% on the facts and report what is known and not believed During times of so much disinformation, it's hard work to filter out the nonsense I should have said the Reformatories are more full of shit, not full of more shit I'm happy to clarify
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The Reformatories. Like the lavatories. But full of more shit.
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Screwfix is a weird company for the Christmas outage artists to pretend to be offended about. All complete bullshit, as always, with these people. Why do they hate Christmas so much they have to ruin it for everyone? Jesus bloody loved Screwfix.
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Why are these types all so thin-skinned? The absolute whopper blocked me too 😅 Feel free to let him know what an utterly ridiculous human being he is.
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The Reformatories. Like the lavatories. But full of more shit.
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It isn't talked about enough that Rupert Lowe was investigated by police because his party chairman and chief whip both gave false statements to the police about him. Whatever you think of Lowe, this is how they treat dissenters.
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By the way, don't ever forgot that this random rich dude lied about "barely any of his senior leadership team" knowing who the Russian traitor was. When in fact, most of them knew him, campaigned with him and were friends with him. Nothing fishy about that at all... 🤔
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"By the way, I'm really smug and rich and will talk down to you because I think you're beneath me".
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Will the @trussliz podcast last longer than her Premiership?
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Jim Cognito
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Zia Yusuf's constant presence on our TV screens shows a lot of what's wrong with politics & the media in this country. Yusuf hasn't ever been elected. He has no discernible talent or relevant skills. He simply purchased himself a voice & a seat at the table. Money talks.
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BREAKING NEWS: Zia Yusuf forced by Twitter to start telling the truth and putting this warning at the beginning of every one of his tweets.
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Is anyone else throughly bored of @christopherhope whining and moaning that government officials won't appear on his channel? Maybe look at how it's the propaganda arm of Nigel Farage and be better?
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"Ukraine security services have announced that a British man has been detained on suspicion of spying for Russia". Hopefully not yet another one of Nigel's mates.
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Live footage of Tommy Robinson trying to take swings at both Piers Morgan and Gary Lineker in the same weekend.
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The Reform attack line of "Never trust a Tory" at the same time as scooping up some of their biggest failures is an... interesting one.
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@TiceRichard what personal information do you have on @GullisJonathan ?
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Jim Cognito
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Imagine any party being so desperate that you'd openly welcome Jonathan Gullis in 😅 It wasn't too long ago that Richard Tice was publicly blackmailing the guy! Hilarious. The UniParty lives! Dregs UK.
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Jim Cognito
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I guess he piped down.
@TiceRichard
Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧
2 years
With a special Easter message to Tory MP Jonathan Gullis: Given the multiple bits of embarrassing personal information we have on you, I suggest you pipe down on your attacks against me.
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@JimCognito2016
Jim Cognito
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EXCLUSIVE: I'm told the polls have moved and large numbers of people have decided not to vote Reform as a direct result of all of this. An internal source told me "Jim's thread has really set the dominos falling, we've never seen such memneezhohp losses as a direct result".
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@JimCognito2016 Nobody who has decided to vote reform is changing their mind because of any of this. You will barely see the polls move.
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I wonder if Tommy Ten-Names will cover the legal fees of his fans who've libelled Gary Lineker following his post? Surely he wouldn't hang them out to dry.. right?
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Jim Cognito
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Good evening, A quick update after I spent Sunday with Reform insiders. One perfectly-placed insider with knowledge of the party told me: "The halfwits & fake-patriots on Twitter must be some of the easiest people on earth to enrage Just throw a match, stand back & disappear"
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