Jilly Football
@Jilly_Football
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Former Senior Intern @pardonmytake . Senior refers to my title, not my age. All time world record holder for oldest intern on a #1 sports podcast
Joined May 2019
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At my age, when someone ghosts you it means something completely different
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My ex boyfriends wife of 50 years just passed away. How long should I wait before I send him a fb message?
CHICKS ONLY. Shoot you're shot and text 646-762-6332 any and all chick related questions. Best ones will be read live on tonight's show. 646-762-6332
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Congratulations! Too bad you have to wait 361 days for Father's day gifts
Life just got very real.
Lil Cat and Mom are happy and healthy. For the first time in my life I didn’t have any wiseass jokes. Cried a little and let out a soft “oh fuck”
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Aren't we all already part of a Union after the civil war?
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Here's some 69 year old wisdom. There's no relationship more important than the one you have with your doctor(s). Write down appointment times so you don't forget. If you miss one, show up and say you're having trouble breathing and they'll take you immediately. Happy Birthday!
I’m 33 today and as such I’m gonna drop some 33 y/o wisdom: there is no relationship more important than the one you have with yourself. Love you some you and if people don’t like you, well, they can just go fuck themselves.
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What I learned on my first day at Pardon my take
@PardonMyTake
1. Twitter
2. Larry the goldfish needs a friend
3. I'm supposed to be mean to Pete
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Shit I gave him the wrong number
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Get yourself someone who looks at you the way God looks at me
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I feel like this guy when I'm trying to figure out sports betting
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This was for a music video?
@hen_ease
You think when
@Jilly_Football
applied for this internship she knew she’d end up with 100K twitter followers and crushing beers in music videos?
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Hi teammates. I'm gonna choose one lucky person to leave $20 to in my will (must be following me so I can dm)
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Uh oh. Less than an hour until game time and my kids aren't here. I can do this
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Did 188 people ask you the same thing?
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Asked
@marty_mush
what a blogger does today and after talking to him, not only do I still not really know, I don't think he does either
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I definitely have my kids ranked. Can't tell them that though. They'll find out eventually when they see how my will is divided up
#Josh
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I know it's 363/364 days away, but I just can't wait! Happy birthdays to my boys!
@BarstoolBigCat
and
@PFTCommenter
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I'm not dead! Great to see my podcast sons
@BarstoolBigCat
@PFTCommenter
and
@hen_ease
and all my other friends today. Look how happy Hank is to see me. He's glowing!
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Cancel culture is out of control
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Here is your fantasy leagues draft order
1 oldest person
2 any woman
3 whoever needs money most
4 newest member
5 commissioner
6 whoever finished last last year
7 youngest person
8 person who needs money least
9 least funny team name
10 whoever doesn't listen to Pardon My Take
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Thank god i chose equity over the $10/hr during my internship
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This was the first Jilly Bean I met in person yesterday at the airport! His name is Josh and he is from Detroit. Very nice guy.
#Josh
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Attaboy, Duck. If you ever need anything ironed, let me know
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Don't know. Let me see a picture of your Grandpa during the years 1966-1978
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@BarstoolBigCat
@PFTCommenter
@hen_ease
it's been fun, but I understand if you want my resignation now that we found a real sports guy, Scrotie McBalls
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So is Hot Girl Summer officially over? I'm exhausted
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Me too. I hog all the covers but I can't help it cause I'm asleep mostly
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Happy birthdays to my podcast sons (and one actual relative),
@BarstoolBigCat
and
@PFTCommenter
. You boys are now exactly half my age, so combined you equal one Big J Jilly
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Good morning! I have 17 thousand followers! That's good but it makes it sound like I'm running a cult.
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@PardonMyTake
Thanks for remembering me on international women's day boys! I'll sneak attack meet Billy one day
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Sure why not? For first dates I like to just grab a drink in a suite at the Super Bowl
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Of course! What do you think I'm tweeting from right now?
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This was not the "Hooters for women" I was expecting. They didn't even have any wings
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"Excuse me ma'am, do you know if this train stops at the courthouse in Arkansas?"
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Sorry been at the gym
@PMTsportsbiz
@PMTsportsbiz
I have not seen a tweet from
@Jilly_Football
in ~9 hours. Witch equates four 540 minutes. Due us a favor and keep her on her
#tweet
game
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Everyone, which response should I go with?
A) So.....you're saying you never bring a lady home from the bar?
B) I guess this means I speak for all women
C) Nothing. Take the high road
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I'm gonna take my horse to the old Town road... I'm gonna, lie, cause I had to look up the words
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Found this in my local deli. If you can't sheesh for whatever reason, this is the next best thing
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This never would have happened under whoever the last Browns coach was
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You stink!
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You don't want my help. My track record with gambling is not very good. I have 5 kids
@Jilly_Football
Top of the line sports reporting Jill. I need help who do I hammer in the LSU Bama game?
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As soon as my bagel sandwich arrived we started crushing them
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I have some daughters you can marry. Are you rich?
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Never gonna happen
I'm in an argument with
@allbusinesspete
and I need everyone to follow him to prove a point. Don't worry he never tweets.
Please follow him
@allbusinesspete
so I can be right and he can be wrong
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I'm sorry Michael! Believe me, the last thing anybody wanted was for you to come back to Twitter. I feel like I let us both down. Thanks for following me though!
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Thank goodness. I thought I was gonna have to fill in for
@BarstoolBigCat
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So sheesh has to do with drinking wine? I thought it meant cheers
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Mother's Day flowers from my kids (the ones I know about)
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Is there a Guinness world record for oldest podcast intern?
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I'm guaranteeing victory for the
@USWNT
. If they don't win, I'll tell you if I'm actually related to one of the
@PardonMyTake
guys or not
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Just checked into the Airbnb. Wanted you all to see this in case I die mysteriously soon
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Oh no! Flight is delayed! Now I'm going to miss most of the game (I typed this tweet about an hour ago but forgot to hit the tweet button).
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Thank goodness. Now that Stephen F Austin finally beat Duke I can wear pants again
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@PFTCommenter
how do I fix this so I can see these? And what are you tweeting? Is this about Dump Lady?
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I'm glad you got to meet me Brody! Happy 16th! Please don't drive near me for at least two years. Get your reps first
@Jilly_Football
@BarstoolBigCat
@PFTCommenter
The best birthday present I could have asked for. Jilly football at the USWNT parade!
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